08 September 2014 @ 01:53 am
last fall i got corrupted with thiazis magic too
i murdered someone, and i enjoyed it, and i remember it every freaking day
everyone told me then that it wasnt my fault
but it cant be not my fault and his fault at the same time

because maybe it was a long time ago, but im positive some of you remember
satan and i are guilty of the exact same thing
soooo... when is everyone angry at him coming to arrest me???
thats only fair thing to do, isnt it???
 
 
[ The morning of day 505, a message from the gods is broadcast over the network: ]

Greetings, Travelers.

Some of you may know already that there was a breach of the castle barrier. We apprehended an individual using Thiazi's magic to attempt assassination of the Queen, and have confirmed that he is Thiazi's informant inside Asgard. This man has been actively assisting her in making attacks on the city as well as misleading our own intelligence efforts.

[ Heimdall is understandably quite cross at this. He gestures offscreen and the feed shifts from Heimdall to a wider shot of the room, where there is a man being held in place between Thor and Loki, who also look quite cross. ]

His name is Satan and he pleads innocence by corruption -- that all he has done while sabotaging Asgard was Thiazi's influence. While he lives we cannot tell his intent, only that he is indeed the perpetrator.

Since he is one among you, we leave his judgment in your hands. What would you have us do with the traitor?


(( The poll is to be filled out ICly and once per character! This will decide Satan's fate. Please feel free to threadjack at will to discuss the trial! ))
 
 
[This message is unfiltered. It's that adorable, smug, irritating face that pretty much everybody in Asgard wants to punch. He hasn't been on the network in a while, but he's also been overworked helping to keep things nice and stable and the magic going properly, and some of his antics have been a little draining.

But he's back, from outer space... or whatever. Aren't you all lucky?

Behind him is a spear of jagged, ugly, blackish ice that people in the north of town have likely seen several times before. The remnants of Thiazi's backlash some time ago remain, despite efforts and study. Finally, folding his arms, he turned towards the feed and spoke. For once? He didn't sound too arrogant.]


Alright, so I know a few of you've been talking about ideas on how to clean the porch up. I think we've done enough window dressing for my tastes. It's high time we dealt with this thing. I'm all for your brilliant ideas. This is exactly what the engineers are supposed to do anyway.

And don't be shy. Just because you're not in my glorious band of misfit idiots doesn't mean you can't help. It's not like anybody wants this health hazard to stick around. So pipe up. I know some of you have been coming up with ideas, but it's time to actually get started, wouldn't you say?

(OOC: Threadjacking is invited in this thread. This is a chance for Engineers to plot/plan and non-engineers to add their own muscle. Several players have voiced interest in bringing down this ice flow and rebuilding the wall/Gate of Fire. I know at least 2-3 who've made attempts. You're all invited. Baldr's just being his usual dick self and kicking things in gear. Ultimately, it's player plots that will bring it down. I'll check with the mods on the 'how')
 
 
12 August 2014 @ 06:56 pm
[ When the video opens up, Jade just pushes a cute if crudely made doll toward the camera. It has a shock of messy black hair and folded bits of white that seem to represent ears. She's grinning from ear to ear (just like the doll is!) as she pulls it back. ]

Did anyone else get a doll at their door? I got this and, um, some flowers and some cards that were really, really cute.

[ It was, apparently, enough to lighten her mood pretty considerably. ]

Anyway! I need to stop hoarding so many guns, because I had a million and then Roxy left me a million, and two million guns is just way too many for one girl to have. If you need a weapon and can promise me that you won't shoot yourself in the face, please let me know!

Alternatively: if you need help figuring out how to not shoot yourself in the face, I am also the girl to see about that.

[PRIVATE to Sophie:]

So, um, hehe. About Osiris.
 
 
08 August 2014 @ 11:50 pm
psa
if you want to pretend you dont suck theres a courier service in heimdall that might be hiring
though id advise against applying if the oncoming icy apocalypse doesnt interest you
this express delivery caboodle was intended for military purposes from the start even if its actual usefulness is probably some arbitrary percentage generated by rng
and thats on a good day
but hey at the very least you get to learn how to be a little less useless and maybe even profit off your power
heres a visual advertisement if thats more your bag


owlery courier service )

just come over sometime in the next few days and ill fake interview you like ive got the slightest inkling of what im doing
being all properly grown up and shit
this goes for anyone involved with supplies too i can probably hook you up with something good even if im not earning points for direct participation
oh yeah and noobs make sure you dont have ornithophobia or anything stupid like that
cant go hiring no bird racists
that would just be embarrassing for both of us


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04 August 2014 @ 02:09 pm
I know the attack by those ice pixie... things and the ice monsters wasn't exactly fun for anyone involved, but it got me thinking on something.

Has anyone re-examined the ice on the bridge? It seems like Thiazi is getting more and more... mentally unstable, maybe that means her powers are too. Maybe that means we can do something about the ice?

I would appreciate anyone's notes on the matter if they went to examine it already. Or maybe we can organize another examination of it?

A warning to anyone new, don't touch it though, it'll cause instant frost bite... or it did when it first happened. I haven't gone to look at it since.
 
 
Current Mood: curious
 
 
19 July 2014 @ 10:16 am
I thought I would leave this a few days so things had a chance to get back to normal, but I have a few questions I'd like to ask. Some people have made the observation that the little- flying things, what were they, ice fairies? That their bites had unusual effects for some who were exposed to them.

I'm curious about the properties of their venom, if that's what was happening. If you experienced unusual symptoms during the last invasion, and you'd be comfortable discussing the onset, nature, and duration of your experiences, I would truly appreciate it.

[He's curious for a few reasons. First, if this was a venom, he wants to check in on these people and make sure they haven't all gone off and quietly died in their apartments (this is far too morbid to say out loud on the network. Second, if it wasn't venom, if there's enough range in the symptoms or if any of them seem magical, then it may have been a curse, and it is worth knowing if a curse can be transmitted by animal bite, even if that animal is magical. Third, if it was a curse and there are people out there who experienced it without having been bitten, then they may have a huge problem here, since Thiazi has history of infecting city dwellers. If something like last time is beginning, he wants to begin collecting data now, before everyone goes crazy and starts killing each other. Again.

None of this shows in his expression, which is all gentle-medical-professional.]


Thank you for your time.
 
 
14 July 2014 @ 07:44 pm
[Newish face on the network, though some should find it familiar. Ostensibly a younger boy talking, for those who don't know any better. Gun in her hand? Gun in her hand. Naoto seems a little hurried, but she's still trying to manage a formal tone. Still, there's a trace of panic she can't quite eliminate.]

My name is Naoto Shirogane, I'm with the City Patrol. This is important, so please, pay attention. It's exactly what some of us feared. Just a moment ago, I caught sight of an army approaching the Gate of Fog. Most of the force is comprised of...frost giants, I believe? [Guess who hasn't actually seen them before?] Eighty or ninety or so, one hundred at the most. There were at least ten larger ice creatures accompanying them, and they're equipped with two catapults. Some kind of strange lights were around them as well. I don't have any further details, and I apologize, but...

[She grips her pistol a little more tightly. This isn't something she was really ready for, but like hell is she going to back down.]

I'm in no position to give anyone orders, but we must begin coordinating. Now.

[filtered to City Patrol] )

[filtered to Investigation Team] )
 
 
13 July 2014 @ 07:21 pm
[ Feferi is huddled underneath a blanket, with it pulled all the way over her horns so that only her face is visible. ]

Okay, but if there is going to be a Welcome Committee, you need to do something more than just parties. They are fun but they do not help very much once they're done.

[ You. Not us, even though she's still part of the group. She's still residually grouchy over the whole ordeal and the cold isn't helping very much. ]

You know, like clothes. Warm clothes. Extra blankets. Maybe toys for kids because I do not think they will hold back on whp they bring here. I know things are tight and no one really has a whole lot to give right now but if anyone has stuff they're not using, you should think about donating it. I think there is already enough to get by, but what kind of welcome is that?
 
 
11 July 2014 @ 07:50 pm
If I could please speak with members of the emergency response team as soon as you are able to reply, that would be splendid. After speaking another member of the city patrol, Jane Crocker, on a few matters we have decided that will need as many willing members as possible.

[She is quick to move on to her next subject. This is more matter of fact.]

I would advise everyone who does not feel confident in their ability to defend themselves to stay inside until our situation at hand has been deciphered, though I know that is better said than done nor does it really beg to be repeated. If you decide to leave your welcome houses or your apartments, be safe and aware of your surroundings.

[One more thing-]

If anyone knows a good place to acquire a firearm, I would be appreciative. Better to be safe than sorry.
 
 
08 July 2014 @ 12:19 pm
[In spite of the cold snap, Jane is seen out and about the Freyr District in this video. It's night, and she's wrapped up considerably against the snow, which has begun to slow for the time being. It floats in the light of the street lamp she's under, and she gives the feed a very serious look.]

I strongly advise anyone with no particular business to stay indoors tonight. Given the unusual shift in the weather, there's no telling what could happen next, so if it isn't an urgent matter or you're not part of the City Patrol, like myself, then you're much better off by the fireplace with a mug of hot cocoa.

[Her expression sours just a little bit. It'd be nice to heed her own advice, but, well. She signed up to patrol, and by gum she'll patrol.]

Um, that being said, I'd like to put a message out to the others in the City Patrol as well. I was wondering if, perhaps, we could get together and discuss some things, patrol routes and whatnot. I'd be happy to host it, if need be.

[A pause. Jane bites her lip; she wants to make this sound official and helpful and...is she even doing that? Aaaugh...]

Well, erm, have a good night! Stay warm, everyone!
 
 
30 June 2014 @ 11:04 am
Attention, Asgard:

Please exercise caution in approaching the scarab beetles that have descended upon the city. They feed upon human flesh and are capable of burrowing under the skin in pursuit of the same.


[That's not true in Asgard, of course! Here, they only give nasty bites. But Evy's not aware of that key difference--she's not about to let one near her flesh, if she can help it.]

They were very occasionally used, in fact, as a rather torturous means of execution in ancient Egypt. A swarm of scarabs will happily kill its human prey and devour the flesh over months or years. They are also capable of remaining very, very still, or so I'm told; even if a beetle appears to be dead, err on the side of leaving it alone.

I suppose I ought to apologize on my world's behalf for bringing the little beasts into the city. Believe me, we didn't much care for them at home, either.
 
 
13 June 2014 @ 05:37 pm
PRO TIP!
If your finding all of this war talk kind of heavy too?
It's WAY easier to handle
if you take every sentence and imagine the words "in my pants" on the end.
JSYK!

Also does anyone have a lot of knives


[A short addendum, some time after the post first goes up:]

NO NOT KNIVES IN MY PANTS FRICKIN HELL
IT'S A SEPERATE THING


[ooc: Replies will be anon (for a given value of "anon") unless otherwise stated!]
 
 
08 June 2014 @ 03:13 pm
So here's a question. How many of you've- No, I'm not going to start with that.

[ It's too depressing, and he'd rather try and stay as upbeat as he can. ]

What've you got waiting for you back home?

[ Oh, he knows sometimes there's no getting around the difficult things, and that's not his point. He doesn't believe in sugarcoating anything.

And now that he's said this, he's just realized he's been a bit one-note with his transmissions, since both of them have had to do with their homes. ]


It's just that I've been thinking, it puts this war we're supposed to be fighting into perspective. Thinking about the people and places I want to keep safe does that for me.

[ Alright, maybe he'll get laughed off the network for saying what's on his mind, and really, he's okay with that. He just had to put his thoughts somewhere, so he did. ]
 
 
06 June 2014 @ 01:08 pm
So, uh, it seems like Principal Snape's gone? If anybody needs me to do anything- like, I could... make some calls? Tell me if he has any fr-... I mean, fuck.

[Several hours later, Fiona comes on the network again, this time sounding far more composed, comparatively.]

Hi! This is Fiona Gallagher, from the Albus Dumbledore Academy of Scho- Academy. [She clears her throat.] Yeah. We're undergoing a few, uh, management changes at the moment, and I wanna make sure our records are still consistent. If you're a teacher or a student, please check with me at the front lobby, or, uh, in this post here, so we can go over your records and resubmit anything that might've been lost in the shuffle, okay?

Aaand, we're always looking out for new students. Tuition is free, and open to all ages, so you can take any classes you want. If you're not big on math, but you like, uh, Egyptology, that's fine.

We're also hiring new teachers. Since the war and all, anybody with combat experience is welcome to teach classes on self defense and-... that kinda stuff. The more the merrier, right? [NERVOUS LAUGHTER.] But any teacher is, uh, welcome to apply.

And, y'know, anybody who's interested in donating to the school, uh... we can make... plaques? Yeah, sure, we'll make plaques. And we'll name a room after you.

[Someone's a bit frazzled. She sighs into the recording.] Okay, um, any questions, just ask! I'm here all day.

[ooc Please go here and fill out your info, even if you already had info filled out on the other post! If you're a student, feel free to leave your classes blank and edit them in later, as the class list fills out more. Also, we're looking for anyone interested in donations!]
 
 
01 June 2014 @ 01:17 am
so all of my memories are back, i think
sorry to everyone i forgot
and i can sleep without having crazy nightmares now so
how about that vision, huh??
pretty crazy stuff



um, though also, for those playing along at home:
draco malfoy is gone
totally and completely
he has an apothecary full of stuff that i have no idea what to do with, if anyone... wants any of it
his moms gone from the network, too
and james and lily and idk, maybe their world just got really lonely??

sollux also left
and roxy, too, its going to be weird not seeing her around
hehe
soon i will have been here longer than everyone else i think
it is kind of funny how that works i guess

[PRIVATE to Jane Crocker:]

i cant live here anymore
what if i took roxys room
would you be okay with that?
i think being roomies would be fun :)
 
 
12 May 2014 @ 02:22 pm
[The feed clicks on, and the figure in the video is quiet for a moment. Her lips are pursed, and her eyes are elsewhere, as if she's reading something. The wall behind her is cluttered with taped-up notes. If anyone cared to look a little closer, they would see all sorts of mundane things on them; directions, time schedules, inane memories.

Suddenly, Jane looks at the bracelet.]


I know that we're all...out of sorts right now. Yes, that's a terribly kind way of putting things. I'm aware. But there is still part of me that thinks it is imperative that we try to stay calm.

[She lets the word sink in, less for any audience and more for herself.]

If we're all going though similar straights, then I'm not the only one with more holes in her memory than Swiss cheese. It's...it's not fun. It's frightening. I've been forgetting things from home now, too - I can't even remember if I had a single friend! [She smiles sheepishly. Sorry to friends who may be watching! If she had any!] But I was thinking that everyone is frightened, too. And, maybe, if they didn't know who to turn to or confide in, we could talk it out somewhere. Here perhaps? I would be more than happy to lend an ear.

[Jane pulls a sorry sort of face.] Oh. And, um. To whoever I've been working for here, if you can remember I'm an employee of yours, I'm sorry I haven't shown up. I swear I only know I have a job from the schedules I had pinned up, but I can't remember doing a lick of work and I would appreciate it if you didn't fire me. I think.

Thank you!

[And the feed clicks off.]
 
 
11 May 2014 @ 05:33 pm
This is--something is wrong. I can't....I can't remember. And Anna, something is wrong with her too. She doesn't remember leaving Arendelle to bring me back. I don't remember why I left Arendelle in the first place. I know the trolls took her memory of my powers, but this....this is different.

[Sure. There are painful memories. But at the same time, Elsa doesn't mean to forget them. But use them as lessons. To learn from those mistakes. But how can she? When she can't recall making them, the reasons behind them? Losing her memory terrifies her. More worrying is Anna. That's what Elsa is more concerned about. Anna has already had her memories replaced before....

Taking a page from Joffrey's book and demanding, claiming authority where there is none doesn't seem to be the way to go. Elsa just wants to help her sister.]


I doubt this is just the two of us affected though. I don't suppose anyone else knows what is going on here, exactly? From what I can tell it's....our memories. I keep forgetting things. And then there are those....Well, I don't think they are ghosts? It seems they might be other travelers? Something to do with Hel and her power to bring us back being interfered with? I don't know. I am not sure if anyone could help Anna, but it worries me. I hope we can fix things. Soon.
 
 
01 May 2014 @ 11:11 pm
help
im molting
well more than usual anyway
someone needs to devise a vacuum that can handle giant feathers
whats even the point of feathers longer than your forearm when youve been grounded like an insubordinate ragamuffin whos better off in oliver twist
i shouldve been plucked like a duck fit for roasting to make this shit easier on everyone but no
its like someone is twisting the now missing sword in my chest
the dumbest part is growing back feathers was way less of an issue when i was part digital and could fly
it wasnt state level let alone federal
there was no energy sucking abyss that made me snooze more than an alarm clock on a saturday morning
or a random desire to eat everything within sight like im prepping for a reenactment of a thanksgiving turkey
though i will say right here and now that if any of you left your lunch unattended it wasnt my fault
but i hope you learned your lesson
nothing is safe from the birds
theyre filthy thieves i told them to step off but my influence only goes so far
and
i mean
its just kind of hard to tell someone off for pilfering snacks that sweet
that sandwich was hella fine
the cheese was especially choice
like damn it belonged on a tabloid rack with close ups and gossip thats how suspiciously perfect it was
anyway consider this a psa
if youve ever wanted to obtain more gigantic feathers than you could stuff a pillow with this is your chance
youve just got to clean my room
 
 
( Text - Option A )

Naegi here. Sorry for disappearing... I lost my bracelet and I apparently greyed out... so I'm pretty behind on things. I'm still interested in setting up a flower and little produce shop! I just need to get around to it, now that I'm back... So if anyone still wants to run it with me, just let me know! :)

If anyone can also catch me up on what has happened since, well, two weeks ago, that'll be really nice.


( Video - Option B )

[ Some hours after sending out that text and being home... Naegi comes on video, in just an plain white undershirt, and not in his usually seen hoodie (gasp!). What could have happened to separate this poor boy from it?! Let's find out. ]

U-Um, I know it's weird to ask, but while I was gone, did it become normal for hoodies to disappear? Every single time I try to put one on, it just vanishes. I've kind of run out of tops to wear now, because of it.

I've even tried making hoodies with my powers, but those disappear too!

[ Pulling up a nice hoodie that he made out of leaves and vines (what a productive way of using his growing powers...), putting it on, and poof! It magically just disappears. Naegi has a pretty much defeated look on his face... ]

See? I lost my favourite one with this, and I really want to get it back, so does anyone know where they all go, or how to make this stop? I'm feeling kind of naked without any...

[ And with that defeated look, turning that off... ]

(( ooc; Naegi is struck with a curse where all of his hoodies will disappear for a day or two! Feel free to tag twice if you want to reply to both options! Tags will be slow, but will certainly backtag! ))