[ Would you look at that Asgard, it's a little Lady. Yes, capital L and everyone who sees her probably subconsciously makes it so in their heads as well because her amber-colored hair is falling in shining waves down her shoulders, there is not a wrinkle in sight on her dress and the look on her face can only be described as aristocratically displeased. When she opens her mouth, her accent also makes it clear that what we have here is an English Lady. ]

Why is it that nobody ever asks you if you want to turn your whole life upside down to save the world? And on a similar note, does anyone offer any form of instruction or training when it comes to the use of these powers that have just been thrust upon us?

[ At least the Moon Princess magic came with some sort instinctive know-how. Wasn't much, but it was something.

Oh but wait, she missed a sort of important step here, didn't she? ]

With that said, I believe introductions are in order. My name is Maria Merryweather. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

[ Well, not really since she isn't too pleased to be here, but it's the polite thing to say. ]

[The boy who just activated the video function on his bracelet has absolutely no idea that he's done it. He doesn't seem to have much of a clue of anything he's doing or should be doing, really, judging by his expression.]

Fa... [He breaks off, because asking for his father like a lost child isn't actually what a De Noir should do in such a situation and his father would be the first to tell him that. Or just let him know with one look.] Wrolf?!

[Shouting for the giant dog lion doesn't come across as much braver, he realizes. So, squaring his shoulders he tries to fake some courage while really not feeling much other than confusion and fear. Where is he?]

What have you gotten us into now, Maria?

[The feed ends here, but when it starts again about a minute later, Robin is looking considerably more composed. At least he seems to be marginally less sure that talking to a bracelet is doing something other than making him look like he's lost his mind.]

Has anyone seen a girl? She may be riding on a unicorn.

[...he might still sound as if he's lost his mind, however.]