[When the video opens the first thing one can see is the outside of a building- a new business- with a sign that reads 'The Crossroads' on the front. Then the video pans to show Crowley who is standing in front of said building.]

Right. This is a new bar I've just opened, come check it out, make yourselves at home, everyone's welcome. There's some to eat and plenty to drink. We've even got a piano.

[Because that's important. What's really important, though, is that he seems very sincere about everything he's saying. Might be nothing to others, but odd to those who know the demon.]

Anyway, it's open for business for those of you interested in a place to enjoy yourselves and relax. For anyone looking for a job, there are a few openings...

[He smirks and cuts off the feed there. Won't you come to The Crossroads~?]

[It started three days ago, when Sam had not appeared before, during, or after breakfast. Which was…a little unusual, but nothing to be alarmed about. But when the lack of appearances started piling up, with the addition of Lucifer’s presence and Sam’s instability, well, needless to say, Team Free Will had not reacted well. In fact, they had been combing everywhere possible for two straight days without sleeping.

So it is with great reluctance that Bobby finally turns on the feed to speak to Asgard at large. He’d rather keep it internal, or at the very least question only certain people, but with the nature of the place and how many people Sam knows, it would be more efficient to address everyone at once. He’s still a paranoid bastard, so he’s careful to triple check all of his filters before actually talking. Asgard is treated to the view of a weary older man, who either doesn’t notice, or is deliberately ignoring the large black feathers all over the couch and muted cursing in the background.]

Seems the original natives have gone missin’.

[And no moose in sight. That possibly ruled out Sam losing the bracelet, and could mean something worse happened to him. In any case, there was no point trying to search the gray people when there weren’t any.]

So what happens to those who lose their bracelet?

[He takes a deep breath, deciding there’s no point in putting it off any longer.]

Any of you seen Sam Winchester?

[Bobby shifts his bracelet to let him have a more comfortable view of the video, consequently allowing everyone to see one pretty boy angel hunched over and sulking next to a window, and his idiotic best friend wearing a hole into the ground while muttering up a storm.]

Great, big guy with a schmoopy face, kinda hard to miss---seems some people are pinin’ after him.

[He ignores the muffled protests behind him.]

If you see him, tell him we got a moltin’ turkey problem he’s gotta deal with.

( Filtered to Merlin, Arthur, and Conan )

( Filtered to Crowley )

( Filtered to TFW )

[With that, he switches off the feed to try kicking Dean and Cas out of their funk. They have work to do, so there’s no time to mope.]

Well, isn't this just a regular day at the Bahamas?

[Have the unimpressed face of one demon as he makes his way through city streets.]

So, some gods can't bring color to their own pathetic city and decide kidnapping others is the way to go, eh?

Brilliant.

And, as if things couldn't get any better, I have to live in a bloody dorm room. Five stars.

[Don't mind him, this is just how he is...plus the fact he's discovered he has to walk everywhere.]