[He's squinting at the bracelet, tapping at the stone on it.]

Is this thing on?

[He grumbles a bit, obviously annoyed and a little...nervous about the entire situation.]

Alright, seriously, what in the hell is goin' on here?

First, we're all sittin' in on a fuckin' asteroid, an' now I'm here.

Not really shore exactly where "here" is, but I guess that's what I'm tryin' to find out.

That maid wasn't any fuckin' help at all.

Cod, did you see her? Ugh.

Anyway, is there anyone I know here, or am I the only troll?

Not that it would surprise me if I was.

Obviously I am the most capable o' all those losers.

Okay, well, give me your info I guess.

[And then some shifting and cursing while he tries to shut the video off.]

[You can probably tell just by looking at him that Kovu has been struggling with getting his bracelet to work for a while now. With his lips snarled and his teeth bared, he lets out a weak, all-too-human growl.

[...and then he realizes that it's finally, actually working.

[Whoops. For a second there, he actually looks a little embarrassed with himself...

[It isn't long before he's back to his old self, though, offering the network an irritated glare.]

Does anybody know where I can get some antelope around here?

[That's right. Asgard's resident lion is getting hungry, and apparently this human food just isn't gonna cut it.]