[001 // Day 12 // Video]

[glubbinfabulous.livejournal.com]

[He's squinting at the bracelet, tapping at the stone on it.]

Is this thing on?

[He grumbles a bit, obviously annoyed and a little...nervous about the entire situation.]

Alright, seriously, what in the hell is goin' on here?

First, we're all sittin' in on a fuckin' asteroid, an' now I'm here.

Not really shore exactly where "here" is, but I guess that's what I'm tryin' to find out.

That maid wasn't any fuckin' help at all.

Cod, did you see her? Ugh.

Anyway, is there anyone I know here, or am I the only troll?

Not that it would surprise me if I was.

Obviously I am the most capable o' all those losers.

Okay, well, give me your info I guess.

[And then some shifting and cursing while he tries to shut the video off.]

Comments

video;

[charming-jerk.livejournal.com]

I don't know any trolls, but there's others, cuz the other day some guy was givin' a PSA on 'em. So are you the kind that lives under a bridge, or are ya the other kind?

video;

[glubbinfabulous.livejournal.com]

What in the...

Under the bridge?

Sorry, no, I'm not fuckin' homeless.

I have--had a hive, stupid.

Why would I live under a bridge?

[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

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[glubbinfabulous.livejournal.com]

[defiedhisfate.livejournal.com]

Oh great. More trolls.

[He pauses, cocking an eyebrow and leaning in a bit toward his own bracelet, squinting for a better look.]

Huh. You look like a fish too...

[glubbinfabulous.livejournal.com]

Oh great. More disgustin' humans.

An' you can shut your mouth.

I'm not a fuckin' fish.

I'm a sea dweller.

There's a difference, you moron.

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[biifurcatiion.livejournal.com]

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[glubbinfabulous.livejournal.com]

[holmes-fanatic.livejournal.com]

The letter given to you by the maid is corroborated by the statements of the people living here.

There are other trolls here.

video;

[glubbinfabulous.livejournal.com]

Yeah, okay.

She still wasn't much help though.

All she did was ignore me when I tried to ask her somefin.

I mean, really, who just ignores me?

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

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[glubbinfabulous.livejournal.com]

[katlocked.livejournal.com]

[glubbinfabulous.livejournal.com]

[synesthesic.livejournal.com]

[glubbinfabulous.livejournal.com]

video

[tyrian]

You're nowhere near the most capabubble of us.

[She is looking rather annoyed.]

video

[glubbinfabulous.livejournal.com]

Oh c'mon, Fef.

We used to work together once...

You know I am.

[Ouch. His heart.]

[video] just as an fyi, troll text is cool with me if you prefer it! <3

[designerchild]

Dunno about that. They all seemed pretty capable to me.

[ But that's...interesting. ]

Er, Alternia isn't an asteroid, right?

[ Because that does not sound like a great place for a civilization... ]

[video] Oh! Okie! :3

[glubbinfabulous.livejournal.com]

Tch. Yeah, capable for a bunch o' losers who can barely manage to dress themselves in the mornin'.

An' what? No.

It's a fuckin' planet just like your home.

We were just on an asteroid because our home got destroyed.

[Ugh. Not the best thing to think about when you're being cast into an entirely different place yet again.]

[video]

[langleysoryu.livejournal.com]

So you're one of those "trolls" Hikari was talking about!

[video]

[glubbinfabulous.livejournal.com]

[He raises his brow.]

Look, I know I must be pretty popular around this place, but that is not how you should be approachin' a highblood.

It's almost like you had a tone o' disgust, an' I really didn't care for that.

[audio] kfjgsk

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Fuck! How many of you termites are there??

[video]

[glubbinfabulous.livejournal.com]

Excuse me but what did you just fuckin' call me?

[Ohhh, he is pissed now.]

[Video]

[maplesandmoose.livejournal.com]

[Canada blinks in disbelief. He's never seen such a thing before.]

Excuse me but...what are you exactly?

[Video]

[glubbinfabulous.livejournal.com]

What does it fuckin' look like, you moron?

I'm a troll.

Seriously, how uncultured are you humans anyway?