[Riley pops on the screen while she takes a break from all the scavenging she's been going. She's got herself quite a collection going but why not take a breather? Besides, she has something she needs to address since everyone is down and, well, that just sucks.
So here she is, providing a distraction.]
Alright, I've been having a thought. I've seen a lot of girls in old magazines from back home and something always got to me whenever I looked at them. I mean, sure the makeup and clothes are weird because you can't do shit in most of them but here's the thing that really gets to me.
Was there some sort of cosmic bullshit that caused women to be completely hairless? Well, aside from super fabulous hair. And I mean hairless all over because I'm so not going to deny that I've seen the pornos floating about.
[Hey, she's a curious person, okay.]
Girls and women I've seen in my time have all that hair. Nothing wrong with it. It's hair, right?
[She shrugs and drinks some water from a bottle she has.]
Alright, are women hairless like that where you're from? Is this some weird as genetic thing no one ever told me about?
[Yeah. She has no concept of girls shaving.
So how's that for a distraction, Asgard? Who wants to be the first to explain shaving to her?]
So here she is, providing a distraction.]
Alright, I've been having a thought. I've seen a lot of girls in old magazines from back home and something always got to me whenever I looked at them. I mean, sure the makeup and clothes are weird because you can't do shit in most of them but here's the thing that really gets to me.
Was there some sort of cosmic bullshit that caused women to be completely hairless? Well, aside from super fabulous hair. And I mean hairless all over because I'm so not going to deny that I've seen the pornos floating about.
[Hey, she's a curious person, okay.]
Girls and women I've seen in my time have all that hair. Nothing wrong with it. It's hair, right?
[She shrugs and drinks some water from a bottle she has.]
Alright, are women hairless like that where you're from? Is this some weird as genetic thing no one ever told me about?
[Yeah. She has no concept of girls shaving.
So how's that for a distraction, Asgard? Who wants to be the first to explain shaving to her?]
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