17 April 2012 @ 05:30 pm
[The feed starts with rapid tapping, probably done by the little 6" thing that resembles a panda. It looks over at the boy who looks a bit surprised.]

Oh... So that's how it works.

[It squeaks and eats something that looks like a berry. Damien doesn't look so satisfied with this and turns to the feed.]

Is there anybody that knows how to grow plants? Or, uh... more specifically, miracle berries. I don't want to waste any seeds, so...

[His stare slowly shifts away from the camera, looking a little unsure about staring directly at it while he's talking. What is maintaining eye contact.]

... And I think that's it. [Then he looks over at the tiny panda and sighs.]

You can't eat any more of those, Jinjing. It'll mess up your tongue and I'll run out.
 
 
08 April 2012 @ 01:27 am
[The feed turns on and the first thing you notice is [personal profile] this_chair 's body on the bed.

Shirou walks over to poke him and there's no response.

Since Shiki claimed to have anemia, Shirou couldn't bring himself to ignore it as easily.

This is why he will now consult the bracelet for advice. ]


Do any of you think he's dead?

...

Hey.

Tohno.


[Now using more force to tug at the other male's shirt.

Still no response.]


He might be dead for real.

What do I do?

[ooc: replies will be coming from Shiki Tohno as well! We'll be tagging separately.]

 
 
07 April 2012 @ 09:37 pm
[There is a really cute girl(?) who looks like they've been eating their way through five plates of food. Of course, if you're one of those super perspective types, you'll realize that it's a boy in a skirt who looks better than the average girl.

... Yeah. Take that in for a moment... It's almost...]


---Delicious! This tastes incredible! It's not every day that you come across food like this in the Black Spot! I have to learn the recipe for these.

[Normally, he would be a little more nervous. But the food, VIP service and the ~*GOOD NEWS*~ has put him in good spirits. Probably better spirits than he's ever been.] Haaa~ Well! I'm completely stuffed after all of that.

[Then he realizes that the video feed has been on. He lets out an embarrassed laugh.]

Oh, sorry that you had to see that. I think I've got the gist about why I'm here. We have to return color to this world, right? The sooner we can, the quicker we can get home. But it looks like that job is done already.

And I know it's a long shot, but has anyone seen a tall and muscular man who wears sunglasses and has gray hair? His name is Adam Blade. And he might have had a petite girl with purple girl and skimpy clothes that tagged along with him. Her name is Eve Neuschwanstein.

Others were probably in the battle party, too. They've got rowdy personalities, so...

... If they wrecked anything around here, then I'm sure it's definitely them!
 
 
16 March 2012 @ 08:03 pm
[Senji had just finished taking a certain rich redhead to the hospital after she claimed she was stabbed by her brother. He had a feeling everything was an illusion, but he couldn't help but feel a little grateful that no one important to him showed up and tried to fight him.

Well, everyone important was dead anyways. He wouldn't hesitate to try and slice up a ghost either.]


So... some people get stabbed, others get gifts?

Buahahahaha! That's pretty fucked up! The shit are the gods thinkin' this time around? Hehaha! [he has an odd sense of humor....]

Aahh.... anyways, these gifts- they're all important though, aren't they? How the hell do the gods know what to bring and what not to bring? Sounds like some creepy stalkers if you ask me.

[He's thinking that since he was given something he.... used to consider valuable, not as much anymore though. If anyone wants to find him, he's probably looking around the kitchen in Thor for something good.]
 
 
 
25 February 2012 @ 09:44 pm
Oi, Midgard!

What is your favorite junk food? Like, the one thing that you eat that is just full of calories. This place is severely lacking in my usual, so fire off some alternatives here. Pronto.
 
 
14 February 2012 @ 01:55 pm
Sorry, guys. Cut for graphic imagery and NSFW/triggerish material! )

Fuck... Mugino, you... She seriously went overboard this time.

It's almost like a hurricane had ripped through here. No, not just that. It looks like the perfect scene for a murder. No, it's a love comedy scene from hell...! I really hope that's paint...

Just leave it to her to completely vandalize my apartment in one fatal swoop. If there's one thing about her, she always does everything with 100% percent completion. It's exactly like how an obsessed video gamer wants to unlock everything right down to the secret ending.

[There's the sound of a snicker, then it becomes a long self-deprecating laugh at his own joke. Or maybe he was laughing at how hilariously ridiculous this whole situation was. Or maybe just using humor in a situation like this was the only way to keep himself sane right now. Just, why, why, why, why--- Why did these horrible situations always happen to him? She didn't have to go through his underwear, at least! It's seriously him getting badtouched without the touching part! But even here, he couldn't escape the City's darkness.] Hahaha... Ha...

Ahhhh.... [And he'll take a deep breath from all of that.] Well... I guess... I guess I won't be gettin' any sleep tonight.. C... Can I even stay here anymore?

((ooc: TL;DR - Mugino ransacked Shiage's room for V-Day gifts from hell and he's not taking it well. BEING HAMAZURA IS SUFFERING. Next post will be less horrifying and more lighthearted, I promise.]
 
 
24 January 2012 @ 12:57 pm


[ what's that on your network? only a hideous blingee'd travesty (well at least the real life handmade equivalent thereof. just roll with it) of a recruitment poster. that's right asgard, sena kashiwazaki has decided that what this place really needs is a branch of the friendless losers club. ...not that you can tell given that the poster doesn't even say what you should join and what it does say sounds highly questionable. to completely not clarify things, here's a recruitment speech by sena who is broadcasting in front of Baldr house and holding up that poster ]

Hmph! Congratulate yourselves because today you get to hear my voice! As you can see I'm advertising for new members so respond here to join!

By the way, I don't accept bitches or trash! Don't pollute my beautiful post with your worthless responses alright?


[ end transmission... OR IS IT the transmission definitely cuts out for a while but it's only a minute or so before another feed comes on, the sound of struggling and cries of 'let go!' and --- BAM! Sena Kashiwazaki feels the wrath of a flyswatter on her and takes 5 damage. It's like you could almost see this coming... but from who? Y E P it's none other than Yozora Mikazuki. ]

The only one who will be polluting this post is you and your shamelessness! What kind of blatant lies are you spreading about my club? [ hold on hold on reading the fine print ] "Fun private times..."

[ WH... WHAT... Yozora's face turns a bright shade of red and hits Sena again! ]

Who gave you permission to participate in such lewd activities under my club's name!? Be disgusting in your own spare time, Meat! Nymphomaniac! Pervert! Don't come near me!

[ Sena's face is a study of URGE TO KILL RISING. ] Shut up! I see advertisements like these online all the time! If they're so popular then it means they work! [ SENA DON'T BASE YOUR RECRUITMENT POSTER DESIGNS ON ADS ON EROGE FORUMS OK ] And isn't it obvious? If I were to finally spend time with my female friends, I'd want it to be just us! I don't want disgusting trash watching... whether it's taking sticker pictures or going to the zoo... It's because you're lewd and disgusting! That's why you think everything else is lewd and disgusting too!

[ and whoops enjoy the close up of yozora's stupid fox face as sena tries to shove her head away ] Cover your ugly face! I can't believe that your face and Shiori-chan's face have been recorded on the same post!

[ no don't shove her!! yozora pushes sena's head down in retaliation ] This post was already a disgrace to begin with! I would recycle my poster if it hadn't brought in a dirty, shameless, airheaded, lolita-loving monster. Go drag your vulgar boobs and filthy antics somewhere else!

[ she twitches with each insult, eyes growing wide and teary and she flails her arms against yozora ] U, ugh... You should be grateful that I joined... [ the crumpled up poster sails into view heading for yozora's face ] Stupid Yozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[ and with sena running off to bawl in like a corner somewhere the feed finally ACTUALLY ends ]

( ooc: sena & yozora. we'll be tagging people separately ehe ;3; apologies for the hideous horror )
 
 
22 January 2012 @ 11:10 pm
[ today, lancer can be found outside of his district at odin's great library, with his nose buried in a copy of The Pursuit of Diarmuid and Gráinne-- he's far from a scholar, but the chance to see his own legend in print was hard to pass up. he shows up on the network towards the end of the tale, book held open in one hand but no longer the focus of his attention. ]

I confess, it is rather surprising to see my life recorded so thoroughly by someone unknown to me. While I was aware of the survival of my legend, I do wonder how such... personal details came to be known. [ unless someone was stalking him and his wife all the time, anyway. with slight shake of his head he shuts the book; the ending remains unread, since he knows that part well enough. ] Still, it is good to see that the chivalry of knights has not been forgotten in this age! Tell me-- who here possesses knowledge of such things? In this sort of place, it would be somewhat distressing were honor not a well-understood concept.

[ ooc; lancer is, obviously, the titular diarmuid-- if your character has any familiarity with irish legends, feel free to recognize him. otherwise, this post is also open for action with anyone at the library! ]
 
 
22 January 2012 @ 12:09 am
[ He said he'd do this weeks ago but maybe it's more convenient to do it now that there are more people around. There's no real reason to ask, beyond curiosity. It's not like they have their old powers from home.

But he is curious. And Souji had been too. ]


Did anyone here have a Persona?

[ The question is short and to the point and easily misunderstood if you have no idea what a Persona is. Minato's not saying any more on that particular matter, either. For most people, the feed ends there.

However... for one person it will not. Another video message follows. ]


[ filtered to Minako Arisato: ]

[ He looks downward after turning the feed back on and remains silent for a few moments to collect his thoughts before looking back up again, almost shy. ]

Minako-chan... can we talk? I have a few questions. [ Looking away again with a frown, he practically mumbles the rest: ] You're the only one I could think to ask. Who would understand.

[ Wow, that sounds serious. Okay, seriously, he's done now. Time to wait for replies somewhat nervously. ]
 
 
Bored, bored, bored. [Their claws are drumming irritably against the table, their bestial jaws propped up by their other hand.] So we're going to ask you all a question, because we can. Answer or don't! You sass us enough, and we'll hunt you down and yank your spine out through your throat.

[They pause and stare at that, lips curling back so their teeth are even larger and glistening. With that, they burst out laughing.]

Only kidding!
 
 
[ panty's video feed turns on without much ceremony but with the way she's smirking, the viewer can immediately tell she's up to no good. ]

Hey fuckers, guess what? Panty Anarchy's in the house now so the party can really get started. I just got one request from the lot of you idiots, so listen up. It's fuckin' important.

cut for NSFW discussions )

( ooc | ... i... am so sorry. )
 
 
[So. Nate gets kidnapped to an alternate dimension, told of his purpose and his responsibilities, and what does he do first? Play with his new toys, of course. The video that unfolds seems to be in first-person shakycam fashion, not unlike most youtube videos. All that can be seen is the stick in his hand, bare and still without much color. He takes a deep breath.]

Here it goes...

[He turns the stick over in his hands once as though inspecting it before gripping it at the bottom in one hand. With his other, he brushes his fingers along the end of the free end. Nothing happens. He tries a few more different actions, some of them looking kind of suggestive if you were to think of the stick as a phallic object. After a few more tries, the end finally sparks aflame. Nate reels back in surprise, but only a little bit. His shock quickly gives way to awe and excitement.]

Well, I'll be go to hell.

[The words sound a bit hollow, as though they're not his. In a way, they're not. And then he realizes. He drops the stick to the ground and stomps out the flame. Then the camera swings around to finally reveal Nate himself, his expression somewhere between impressed and bewildered.]

So, then that means that this thing was on and working the whole time too, huh? Well. Great. [his tone suggests that he finds this to be anything but.] I guess it's up to us to play nice and be merry, then, just like we were told. I don't suppose any of you have a little more information to go on than what that maid was willing to give up, do you? Or are we all just as lost as the next person?

No sense in being strangers, either. Name's Nathan Drake. Nate. I, uh... [bear with him. this is the weirdest thing he's ever been involved in, and he's been involved in some pretty weird shit.] I feel like I'm making a dating video.

[The camera pans away as he drops his wrist. His next words are muttered.] What the hell am I doing?

[The feed cuts out.]
 
 
16 January 2012 @ 09:55 pm
[When the video snaps on it shows Elena standing just outside the Welcome Hall of Freya. Her eyebrows are raised, but other than that she doesn't look too emotionally traumatized by the sudden relocation]

You know, I have to say, I wouldn't expect the Norse gods to be this up-to-date with technology. It's kinda impressive.

[She shakes her head, glancing back over her shoulder at the Welcome Hall, before giving the camera her best stage-smile.]

So, it looks like the theme here is either indignant rage at everything or canned introductions. I'm gonna have to go with the latter. At least, for now. I'll save the rage card until after I've had a look around.

I'm Elena Fisher. From the planet Earth, 2011 A.D. I'm apparently taking up residence in the Freya district, but I was living in Yemen as a foreign news correspondent. I look forward to getting up in everyone's business.

[She's joking about that. Mostly.]
 
 
16 January 2012 @ 09:47 pm

Okay, so ol' Z has seen some pretty crazy shit in my time, but I've never seen a bitch without a face.  Now I know there's a fetish for damn near everything out there, but who wants a ho without a face?  This better not be another fucking pony barn.

[So some of you might have noticed by now this man's voice is...  interesting.  Autotuned, in fact.  What's more, every time he speaks, he places a microphone with a large gold Z against his throat.  He looks like your traditional pimp.  Purple suit with tiger stripe collar and cuffs, complete with a purple hat with a feather in it.]

What the fuck is with all this restoring life shit anyway?  I mean, this place doesn't look bad, but it needs something more.  Let's say...  More purple, more bitches, and more stripper poles.  Maybe some art for good measure.  Shit, wish I could have taken that painting with me.  Well...  If I'm stuck here, I may as well get to know who's what and what the fuck else is here.  Maybe I can get my old business running again.

 
 
Yo there, Midgard!

*You are being greeted through the video by a girl who is currently sprawled out across the entirety of one of the couches in the Baldr lounge.*

I'm invincible and living in a house named after a receding hairline!

What's your major malfunction?