001 [Video/Action to Baldr]

[zimos]

Okay, so ol' Z has seen some pretty crazy shit in my time, but I've never seen a bitch without a face.  Now I know there's a fetish for damn near everything out there, but who wants a ho without a face?  This better not be another fucking pony barn.

[So some of you might have noticed by now this man's voice is...  interesting.  Autotuned, in fact.  What's more, every time he speaks, he places a microphone with a large gold Z against his throat.  He looks like your traditional pimp.  Purple suit with tiger stripe collar and cuffs, complete with a purple hat with a feather in it.]

What the fuck is with all this restoring life shit anyway?  I mean, this place doesn't look bad, but it needs something more.  Let's say...  More purple, more bitches, and more stripper poles.  Maybe some art for good measure.  Shit, wish I could have taken that painting with me.  Well...  If I'm stuck here, I may as well get to know who's what and what the fuck else is here.  Maybe I can get my old business running again.