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ᴏɴᴇ. video + action on the streets of Odin district

[So. Nate gets kidnapped to an alternate dimension, told of his purpose and his responsibilities, and what does he do first? Play with his new toys, of course. The video that unfolds seems to be in first-person shakycam fashion, not unlike most youtube videos. All that can be seen is the stick in his hand, bare and still without much color. He takes a deep breath.]

Here it goes...

[He turns the stick over in his hands once as though inspecting it before gripping it at the bottom in one hand. With his other, he brushes his fingers along the end of the free end. Nothing happens. He tries a few more different actions, some of them looking kind of suggestive if you were to think of the stick as a phallic object. After a few more tries, the end finally sparks aflame. Nate reels back in surprise, but only a little bit. His shock quickly gives way to awe and excitement.]

Well, I'll be go to hell.

[The words sound a bit hollow, as though they're not his. In a way, they're not. And then he realizes. He drops the stick to the ground and stomps out the flame. Then the camera swings around to finally reveal Nate himself, his expression somewhere between impressed and bewildered.]

So, then that means that this thing was on and working the whole time too, huh? Well. Great. [his tone suggests that he finds this to be anything but.] I guess it's up to us to play nice and be merry, then, just like we were told. I don't suppose any of you have a little more information to go on than what that maid was willing to give up, do you? Or are we all just as lost as the next person?

No sense in being strangers, either. Name's Nathan Drake. Nate. I, uh... [bear with him. this is the weirdest thing he's ever been involved in, and he's been involved in some pretty weird shit.] I feel like I'm making a dating video.

[The camera pans away as he drops his wrist. His next words are muttered.] What the hell am I doing?

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Ohhh... "I'll be go to hell"... That's a new one! You must come up with some creative insults if you're packing stuff like that.

I can't take credit for that one. Copyright Victor Sullivan, 19-- something or other.

[playfully] Of course, if you wanted me to insult you creatively, I'm sure I could think of something.

Aw, does that mean I can't use it? That sucks...

... sure! Hit me with your best shot.

Oh no, don't let that stop you. But you're going to have to give me a little more time on the insult. I'm going to have to get to know you better, because your appearance isn't giving me anything to go off of.

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What the fuck is that, some fancy fire-spitting dildo? What kinky shit are you into?

[...there's just this really long pause...]

...What?

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Do I need to repeat myself?

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Ah, if that's your idea of a dating video -- Oniichan's single, huh?

[deliberately and obviously fake chuckle] Funny.

Ah, was that rude? I'm sorry!

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We're all just as lost as you are.

Great. So then I'm guessing everyone's just been making nice over their creepy sci fi hologram bracelets, staying out of trouble and otherwise obeying their new Nordic overlords? [bitter? Nate? never.]

[can't blame you, nate. can't blame you. gilbert doesn't sound much better.]

Something like that. Sam's compiled a general information guide, but other than that people seem to be pretty useless in being productive about getting the hell out of here.

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Well, Nathan Drake. [ oh, that sounds so formal. ] I take it you...really like sticks?

[he's :|-facing so hard LMFAO EVERYONE'S MAKING FUN OF HIM] Why is everything a weird fetish in this place?

Don't ask me. You're the man with the stick.

[ it's cute. really. ]

But I'm sure the two of you are going to be quite happy together. You certainly looked happy. Devoted. Attentive. What more could a good stick want?

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Hey Nathan Drake, I'm Apple Bloom! [and she sort of shakes her head]

An' we're all kinda lost, but a bunch of y'all started showin' up, so now it's up to us ponies who've been here for a bit to show you the ropes!

...Ponies...?

How long have you been here?

Yup, ponies! [there's a deep breath, as if she's saying something she's said quite a few times before] All the folks in my world are ponies, so we say every pony. But no other world has talkin' ponies, so they all say everyperson- uh, body. I'm gettin' used to it, but I still say pony most of the time!

'Bout a month now! I know it's not that long, but that's when everyone else showed up!

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[Oh, great. Last Elena saw Nate he was tripping balls, and now he's lighting things on fire. There is nothing good about this situation.]

What did that stick ever do to you?

[fsdkjfh UM. ALL OF HIS NOPES. Last time he saw you, there was a lot of screaming and then he moved out and stopped wearing his wedding band. Can you feel his panic, Elena. CAN YOU FEEL IT.]

[his voice is small and tight.] Nothing. Just uh... Bet me I couldn't light it on fire with my bare hands. [OH GOD STILL PANICKING.]

...It lost. [fjsdkfhd WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM HIM HE'S JUST A MAN]

Uh... huh.

[Honestly Nate, do you actually think she's going to scream at you where other people can see? Besides, she screamed at you earlier. Not that you were involved in that, but she doesn't know that.]

Right, well. Since you're here, that means you're not in Yemen, and you probably don't know your good friend Marlowe took Sully after you ran off. I was trying to organize a rescue, but... obviously can't, now. So have you seen him?

[yes she is more worried about Sully than she is about you, Nate. dwi.]

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I think if you were makin' a datin' video you'd have t' do a little better than that. [The Turk grins cheekily, tapping his own chin.]

And I suppose you can do as your told, or you can do what you want. Not quite sure what the consequences are if yah don't. Has anyone told yah 'bout gettin' jobs around this place?

[Heh.] Thanks but no thanks, buddy. I've never really done well in the work force. Or tried to.

Not interested in makin' any money t' get some stuff from 'round here? [He continues to grin.]

What'd yah do back home?