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Nathan Drake ([personal profile] smallbeginnings) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-01-16 10:34 pm

ᴏɴᴇ. video + action on the streets of Odin district

[So. Nate gets kidnapped to an alternate dimension, told of his purpose and his responsibilities, and what does he do first? Play with his new toys, of course. The video that unfolds seems to be in first-person shakycam fashion, not unlike most youtube videos. All that can be seen is the stick in his hand, bare and still without much color. He takes a deep breath.]

Here it goes...

[He turns the stick over in his hands once as though inspecting it before gripping it at the bottom in one hand. With his other, he brushes his fingers along the end of the free end. Nothing happens. He tries a few more different actions, some of them looking kind of suggestive if you were to think of the stick as a phallic object. After a few more tries, the end finally sparks aflame. Nate reels back in surprise, but only a little bit. His shock quickly gives way to awe and excitement.]

Well, I'll be go to hell.

[The words sound a bit hollow, as though they're not his. In a way, they're not. And then he realizes. He drops the stick to the ground and stomps out the flame. Then the camera swings around to finally reveal Nate himself, his expression somewhere between impressed and bewildered.]

So, then that means that this thing was on and working the whole time too, huh? Well. Great. [his tone suggests that he finds this to be anything but.] I guess it's up to us to play nice and be merry, then, just like we were told. I don't suppose any of you have a little more information to go on than what that maid was willing to give up, do you? Or are we all just as lost as the next person?

No sense in being strangers, either. Name's Nathan Drake. Nate. I, uh... [bear with him. this is the weirdest thing he's ever been involved in, and he's been involved in some pretty weird shit.] I feel like I'm making a dating video.

[The camera pans away as he drops his wrist. His next words are muttered.] What the hell am I doing?

[The feed cuts out.]
derppelganger: (Waggle your wiimote?)

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[personal profile] derppelganger 2012-01-17 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhh... "I'll be go to hell"... That's a new one! You must come up with some creative insults if you're packing stuff like that.
zimos: (You other brothers can't deny)

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[personal profile] zimos 2012-01-17 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
What the fuck is that, some fancy fire-spitting dildo? What kinky shit are you into?
holmes_fanatic: (The High Window.)

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[personal profile] holmes_fanatic 2012-01-17 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, if that's your idea of a dating video -- Oniichan's single, huh?
corvis: (is called the 'git-r-done 2000'.)

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[personal profile] corvis 2012-01-17 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
We're all just as lost as you are.
knickerweasels: (pic#1230391)

voice;

[personal profile] knickerweasels 2012-01-17 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, Nathan Drake. [ oh, that sounds so formal. ] I take it you...really like sticks?
grows: (Default)

[personal profile] grows 2012-01-17 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey Nathan Drake, I'm Apple Bloom! [and she sort of shakes her head]

An' we're all kinda lost, but a bunch of y'all started showin' up, so now it's up to us ponies who've been here for a bit to show you the ropes!
corvis: (his favorite show is ncis.)

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[personal profile] corvis 2012-01-17 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[can't blame you, nate. can't blame you. gilbert doesn't sound much better.]

Something like that. Sam's compiled a general information guide, but other than that people seem to be pretty useless in being productive about getting the hell out of here.
zimos: (My homeboys tried to warn me)

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[personal profile] zimos 2012-01-17 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Do I need to repeat myself?
neverlistens: (ugh this is not good)

[personal profile] neverlistens 2012-01-17 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, great. Last Elena saw Nate he was tripping balls, and now he's lighting things on fire. There is nothing good about this situation.]

What did that stick ever do to you?
holmes_fanatic: (A Pocket Full of Rye.)

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[personal profile] holmes_fanatic 2012-01-17 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, was that rude? I'm sorry!
turkishly: "even the rooster of a rich man lays eggs" (zenginin horozu bile yumurtlar)

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[personal profile] turkishly 2012-01-18 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
I think if you were makin' a datin' video you'd have t' do a little better than that. [The Turk grins cheekily, tapping his own chin.]

And I suppose you can do as your told, or you can do what you want. Not quite sure what the consequences are if yah don't. Has anyone told yah 'bout gettin' jobs around this place?
turkishly: "hope is the bread of the poor" (umut fakirin ekmeğidir)

video.

[personal profile] turkishly 2012-01-18 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Not interested in makin' any money t' get some stuff from 'round here? [He continues to grin.]

What'd yah do back home?
neverlistens: (pfff yeah right)

[personal profile] neverlistens 2012-01-18 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Uh... huh.

[Honestly Nate, do you actually think she's going to scream at you where other people can see? Besides, she screamed at you earlier. Not that you were involved in that, but she doesn't know that.]

Right, well. Since you're here, that means you're not in Yemen, and you probably don't know your good friend Marlowe took Sully after you ran off. I was trying to organize a rescue, but... obviously can't, now. So have you seen him?

[yes she is more worried about Sully than she is about you, Nate. dwi.]

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