[The video opens without any preamble onto a scene being played out all over the city -- smoke, confusion in the background, but in the foreground a line of the city's grey citizens forming a bucket chain. You might be able to catch Nakama's voice in the background directing and encouraging them.

But in the foreground one Edogawa Conan, barely glancing up as he rips grey cloth -- presumably once a sheet -- into smaller squares.]

Fire-fighting. There's a few things you need to know. First the grey people will help, but you need to direct them. They're scared and frightened too, but if you're firm about what you want them to do and you break it down small enough, they can do it!

Second, smoke inhalation. It's a problem. If you're going to be getting close to the the flames, get a square of cloth and wrap it around your mouth like this. [He demonstrates.] A scarf will work too -- any cloth will do! Just be protected.

Also, this is hard work! Try and have something to eat or drink if you can -- don't push yourself too hard! [Glancing back over his shoulder a moment, Conan leans into the camera slightly.] And if someone could bring us something to drink, that'd be great. We're in Loki!

 This has been an unexpected week. First I find that I have been kidnapped by yet unseen gods. Then I discover that there are not only individuals here from my world - an apparent privilege that not all of us enjoy - but that some of those brothers and sisters are from times past and future from my own.

It's... all very perplexing. And at the same time, I can't help but feel some relief at the relative safety of this new home of mine - home for the time being.

[After a pause, he continues.]

Something I have noticed is that many of you are young - even very young.  It's worrying that children in your position are stuck here in this city, separated from your parents or support structures, being deprived of those activities necessary to develop into a functional adult and achieve your full potential.

I understand the experience of being torn from your family and home and being expected to grow up abnormally fast. For those willing to speak with me, how old are you? If I am stuck here, I might as well extend a helping hand to those who may need it.

[Sheik stops, as if that was it, but makes one last comment before finishing.]

Also, Sister, I am ready to meet you at your earliest convenience.

[Today we have Sonic kicking back on his bed over at Thor house. He might look a bit silly, since he's, what? 3'4''? The bed's probably pretty huge for a guy like him. He doesn't seem to care, though.]

So it looks like we're gettin' a buncha new people. Just gonna echo everyone else and say welcome to Asgard. Remember to leave your logic at the front door, 'cause this place'll blow your minds.

[He speaks from experience. Yep.]

So, since askin' questions seems to be the cool thing to do, here's one. How 'bout you tell me what kinda worlds you're from? What's the tech like? Got any magic, talkin' animals, cool places, or anything that ya think sticks out?

Zelda, Link. Your whereabouts.

[Shortest voice post ever. Someone isn't very happy. And what self-respecting Sheikah would be, after discovering they've been inexplicably absent from their duty? None that Impa knew, that was for certain.]

[She's found herself in the Loki district on reawakening, and any passerby will find she's taken to the higher ground in order to best judge her surroundings and search for any familiar faces. Once she's reoriented, she takes off toward the Heimdall district, running from rooftop to rooftop. Woman's on a mission.]

...I don't get it.

You want us to restore color to this place? Why not just slap a nice coat of paint over all the gray spots? Bam. Problem fucking solved.

Beam me up Scottie.

Oh, right, this thing! So, this is a holographic telecommunications device, complete with camera, phone, and text messaging. Crafty little thing, though, looks like it has an automatic turn-on feature. For what, I don't know. Maybe it's like a candid automatic! Catches you doing embarrassing things, that's fab. You could record something and post it on Youtube, get a laugh out of--

Well, there isn't any Youtube here, is there? Which is really a shame. All those cat videos just out of reach. I suppose you could start a separate network to just share silly camera videos. Could you do that? Could we do that? Doesn't seem to be any rules to using this thing, does there? Let's see...

Oh, it's broadcasting.

Hello! [ he waves, grinning brightly. ] You know, it's a bit rude to eavesdrop. Then again, it's not your fault. Automatic turn-on feature, like I said. If you managed to hear that, earlier. Now, let's see! Who all is here, hmm? Could we have a roll call?

If that's possible. There is a commenting feature on this, isn't there? ... yes, there is. Thought so.

And don't be shy! We're all aliens here. Oh, right. Introductions. I'm the Doctor, the Caretaker, or, if you like, John Smith. No, nevermind, no, not John Smith. Just the Doctor. How about you all?

[ So upon arriving and learning all there was to know from the rather UNHELPFUL maid (super powers, gods, another world), Adel did the only thing reasonable given the news!

He fainted.

--And then he woke up!

But he still sort of panicked after that, scrambling out of the castle and into town as fast as his scrawny legs can carry him to hide, because clearly there's no way this is happening. No no no no noooo way--and by the time he stops, it's huddled in an alley in Baldr behind as much garbage as he can find. That's when his bracelet flickers on in his attempt to dislodge it, and he jumps in surprise when the screen pops up.

A lot of what he sees doesn't make the most sense, what with all the scrolling videos and audios and transcribed conversations. So he tries to get rid of all that and smacks the 'record' button instead. So now he's staring at himself recording himself recording....yeah. ]

--Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap! No, close, go away! Stop! Oh my god, I think I'm losing my mind. I'm going crazy and seeing things!

Hello...? Hello? I-if anyone's there, I've been kidnapped by some...well, I think she was a maid. Do maids kidnap people?? [ YEP now he's frantically whispering into the bracelet, shaking the camera a little as he grabs and shakes his wrist ]

I don't know what going on, but I am pretty sure that I'm either losing my mind or being spied on by the monarchy. --Which is not my fault because I didn't do anything! I'm not suspicious!! I've been unlawfully abducted so send....send...well, not the guard but--someone! Who won't arrest a totally-innocent citizen for no reason whatsoever!


[ and then the video cuts out sdjkgsk ]

[It takes Sheik only a few moments to figure out how the bracelet works, but some time longer to decide what to say.]

…It appears I have been captured and taken somewhere. The question is, by whom? A well-furnished prison cell is not exactly the Evil King’s modus operandi.

Our warden should know that I am just a simple subject of our great ruler Ganondorf. And surely, capturing me will cause him no loss of sleep. It would be beneficial for us both if you simply released me.

…Although, if you are an enemy of his, I would not mind.... ah… learning your name.