27 May 2014 @ 12:00 am
Equius tapped at the device, grunting sourly. It wasn't that the dream was that disturbing, really. They'd known Alternia was destroyed when they'd ended up on the asteroid in the first place. There was nothing left for the two of them to weep over, and a highborn troll wasn't about to weep for the loss of the cultural heart of their people. Oh, he might bemoan it, but it was simply something to rebuild and make greater than ever, ignoring the whole small matter of the loss of the last egg of the mother grub... But all that was water under the proverbial bridge at this point.

He was irritated more than anything else. The nightmare had been a reminder of what had already happened, though something felt bigger about it. Had he seen other worlds die in the process? Was there the implication that all of the planets of the vast empire had been destroyed, all at once? It wasn't as if that hadn't been at least a remote possibility of the game, or was it? Ugh, he was getting a headache.

"Nepeta," he growled, looking over and not realizing that he'd sent the message to everyone on the network instead of just the few trolls that were present. "Are you certain that they will know anything to help comprehend the vision? It isn't exactly like that fool Ampora ever bothered to know anything worthwhile. Feferi, perhaps, but she hasn't been present for long..."

"I don't know!" Nepeta said, uncharacteristically subdued for her. "At the furry least purrhaps if they saw something similar then maybe we can make more sense of it together."

It wasn't even really the destruction of their own world that had gotten to her - she'd been through that once and had accepted it by now. But the reminder that even this place, their new home, might not be permanent, was very hard to take. She went over to her moirail and sat by him, leaning against his side. "We've got a better chance of making it if we're all working on it together, I think, right?" She sounded more hopeful than certain.

((ooc: responses may come from either or both of them!))
 
 
13 May 2014 @ 07:31 pm
[Hey, Asgard. Have you ever had to hear a terrified feral six-year-old throwing a tantrum?

Unfortunately, you're about to.

For Lilly, forgetting Asgard memories had been disquieting-- it felt funny, and it was always confusing when they suddenly came rocketing back to her. But now she's periodically forgetting Mama and her sister, and that? Is just not acceptable.]


Mama! No! Victoria! Mama, Mama, Mama, Victoria, Mama!

MAMA!

[There's the sound of small palms slapping the ground in frustration.]

Stop now! Help! Come-- come back!

[She smacks at her bracelet display, and the feed ends there.]
 
 
10 April 2014 @ 07:57 pm
[ Today, Sollux comes on with a friend. Not just any friend, but a fuzzy purple bee perched on his finger. Even by alien bee standards, it's pretty big-- a queen bee. He looks actually happy for once. Savor this rare moment. The bee, however, seems agitated, not unlike all the other animals lately... ]

Hey RX, look what I found. I guess you're not guilty of complete bee genocide. I don't know how the shit she survived, maybe she found somewhere warm? Don't know, don't care. This is fucking awesome, and my bees are fucking awesome. Alternia bees: 1. Regular bees: 0.

But, uh, does this mean anything to anyone?

[ He holds up a piece of paper that reads:

`QpD BaS WATQF CsqarS GAVQ T`Q `UqArG GsqQT`arS WFsrS PArSQF

...in careful but still awful handwriting. ]

I even wrote it down twice to make sure it wasn't wrong, fuck if I know where she got it from.
 
 
10 April 2014 @ 08:05 am
So who wants to try some cake samples and tell me which ones tastes the best.

[The video shows a variety of squares on little plates: chocolate and lemon and red velvet. Most have just a pearly white icing, but a few have candied flower petals, or colorful little sugar bubbles.]

It's spring, and there's already been talk of one wedding, so I figured I'd better up my game.

[Peeta's quiet for a moment, but there's an embarrassed little smile on his lips, and something in his eyes that suggests he has more to say.]

That reminds me, I might've joked with a few of you that I'm married. I'm actually not - not really. But all I could think about while I was baking is what kind of cake she'd want at her real wedding.

I've watched this girl my entire life, and I can't even guess which one she'd choose. But then I realized that I could find out. And I could give it to her too.

[Private to Katniss]

So...what do you think? We could do it for real here.
 
 
06 April 2014 @ 12:37 pm
( the video begins with doctor mccoy, sitting at a desk in his room in sigyn. he looks particularly business-like, hair combed and expression serious, hands folded in front of him. before he speaks, he clears his throat—it’s almost as if he’s still a little uncomfortable to be addressing so many people at once, but that’s the only sign of it. )

Figure it’s best to get this out of the way while we’ve got the time. ( before another disaster or attack happens, he means. ) I like having a frame of reference—makes it easier to deal with people, and treat ‘em too, when you have to. I know we’re all working off the same magical system, here, but it’s better to account for specifics all the same.

That being said, here’s a list. Fill it out if you want, don’t bother telling me why not if you don’t want to. You can be as specific, or as vague, as you want, or leave out questions entirely if they bother you. If it makes you feel better, you can secure it and have my word as a doctor that I’ll keep it confidential.

( attached is this text form: )

name:
age:
species:
location prior to asgard: planet, city, country, realm, etc.
is your world more familiar with magic, technology/science, or both?:
which power did you receive in asgard?:
did you have any skills, powers or abilities that you lost once here?:
are conditions here generally better, worse, or the same as your prior location?:


That’s about all. Not much else to do on a rainy day, is there.

( ooc / a textbox, for convenience: )
 
 
01 April 2014 @ 11:35 pm
[The fighting ended yesterday, but Lilly's still being cautious-- because while there are certain ways in which she's surprisingly fearless, loud noises and explosions are definitely not something she's used to. She'd spent a good deal of the battle hiding under her bed as much as possible, and hadn't left Freya since she'd met up with Nepeta.

Right now, she's lying on the floor in front of her bracelet display, regarding it seriously.]


Boom.

[Dafuq was that, guys. Luckily for her, her district isn't dealing with the worst of the aftermath, but still.]

Awwwl done?
 
 
29 March 2014 @ 03:21 pm
[Nepeta and Lilly are standing out in front of Freya's Welcome Hall, looking a bit tired out but - in Nepeta's case at least - very satisfied at a job well done.

There are crudely-drawn posters stuck not-quite-straight on the walls behind them, some of them depicting a blond little girl and the others a woman with masses of dark hair.

They've just finished sticking them in front of not only their god house, but every single one in Asgard, along with placing them on random walls along the way, so it's very likely that some Travelers have already run across them.

Yes, it took a while.]


Ahem. Attention efurrybody purrlease! This is really impurrtant!

These are Lilly's Mama and her sister Victoria.

[She points at the posters behind them.]

We don't know if they're here and we don't think they are yet, but if anyone sees them or meets them if they arrive, let them know Lilly is waiting for them! She'll be here at Freya house, okay?

Thank you!

((ooc: responses may come from either or both of them!))
 
 
08 February 2014 @ 07:07 pm
[Lilly has spent almost all of her life in near-complete isolation, so a lot of this modern technology stuff is new to her-- and she hadn't paid that close attention when it was explained to her upon arrival. Eventually, though, she's got the bracelet up and running, and the city is graced with the lovely view of her sitting on the floor next to her bed, a roll of paper towels sitting next to her. She has it partly unrolled, and is busy chewing on the end. Yup.]

mama lilly victoria LILLY LILLY LILLY Lilly lillY

[She's also taking her newly-granted literacy for a test-drive, because even though she's never really felt the urge to learn how to read or write, she supposes it's kind of cool that she can suddenly do it effortlessly.

Satisfied with that now, she grins at the display and starts careening around the room at all fours, experimenting with how it follows her wherever she goes. It's probably a bit dizzying for anyone watching, bit it also gives more of a look at what she's done with her room so far-- the bedding has been pulled off the bed and stuffed underneath it, the floor of one corner is wet-looking, and there are scratch marks on the walls.

The main thing here, though, is that she's pretty sure that this bracelet display is like TV, or maybe Skype. About a month ago, way before Asgard, she'd deduced that the people on TV and computers weren't really real (and then she'd had that confirmed; after being spooked by an explosion on television, Anabelle had told her "don't worry, it's fake"). Sometimes real people talked to them and they talked back, but she doubted that made a difference. Because of this, she's not going to bother trying to use the network to look for anyone she knows... but she's also going to be a lot more open for a little bit.

After all, there's no one here to see but her and the fake people.]
 
 
07 February 2014 @ 09:40 pm
[Nepeta stands behind a brightly decorated stall in one of the main areas of Freyr, looking bright and chipper and even more excited than usual.

"Black and Blue" is the name announced across the front of the stall, with lots of not-completely-professionally drawn pictures of the services offered at Equius’ and her shop.

She has a smile on her face as she cheerfully accosts passers-by, offering them a tray of cupcakes, and she seems to have enlisted Aurthour to do the same, while Pounce carries an open bag of sweets in her mouth to draw people in.

Nepeta and Pounce both have a cute black and blue ribbon tied above one ear, and Aurthour seems to have acquired the same as a bowtie. Oh! And it looks like a certain glowering moirail of Nepeta’s has been talked into wearing the same as he presides behind the stall.]


Come visit us at Black and Blue! The best service station in Asgard!

[The only one, actually, but shh. She’s having too much fun with this.]
 
 
26 January 2014 @ 10:45 pm
[Fiona is sitting at home, on her bed, hair tied back in a loose pony tail. She's wearing a simple T-shirt. Altogether, she looks casual, comfortable and like a real go-getter! What a coincidence, what with that being her intention and all.]

Hey! This is Sigyn house. [She moves the camera around, so it gets a good view of her room: clean, neat, organized.] I'm sick of living here anymore. But I need you [she points directly into the camera] to help me out.

I have enough saved up to rent out a place, but I need roommates. I'd prefer an actual house, but I'm good with apartments and condos, whatever. Anything that doesn't have those giant rats crawling around outside-- have you seen 'em? Pink, with the huge ears?-- in the walls is basically great.

I'm clean- [she lets the camera get a good look at the neat and orderly room around her again] and sane. You won't even have to see me too much, I work most of the day as a secretary. I don't have any infectious diseases, and I can mix drinks. Call me. Fiona Gallagher, Sigyn house.

[Still cheery, she waves at the camera, if a little... can waves be sarcastic? If so, this one was. And then, affecting a slightly more serious tone and posture, she says:] On a totally unrelated note, does anybody around here know anything about exorcisms, or demonic possession, that sort of thing? This is on school business, don't worry, my head's not gonna start spinning around. Gimme a head's up if you have any experience in that area; I might have a job for you. Just, y'know, contact me over the network, and watch out for any real big flights of stairs.
 
 
03 December 2013 @ 06:16 pm
[The video coming through at the moment seems to be coming from somewhere in the Freyr welcome hall, going by the colours. Kanji's staying inside in the cool, dammit, where he can get something to drink easily.

However, he's got other reasons to be sweating, right now. How about some nerves? He can't quite believe he's doing this.
Still, if that mirror world'd told him anything, it was a reminder about being true to himself, so... here goes nothing.]


Uh - so, hey, everyone.

We've all been through a whole lot over the past few days. And we could kinda use a break from it… so… Figured I'd do somethin' to cheer folks up. I was doin' a couple already, so...

[In a bit of a rush-] I'm makin' these.

[Kanji reaches down out of camera-shot, and picks up an absolutely adorable knitted plushie. A grey kitten with a flower on its collar, to be precise.]

If anyone wants one... they're gonna be one hundred percent custom designs. Whatever you want, I can make, pretty much. That's hand-make. More complicated ones are gonna cost more and I'm gonna need to spend longer working out the patterns on them, but I can still do just about anything.

So who's up for the cutest crap that this city's ever seen?
 
 
24 August 2013 @ 05:13 pm
[The feed comes on accidentally, one of the last 'hiccups' in the network before Loki is back to full health. Equius is staring to the side in what looks like a gas station, a rumbling growl coming out of his throat. He seems to be trying to make sounds over and over again.]

Le... le... le...

Language of love indeed. It sounds like idiotic cluck-beast babble.


[He growled, shaking his head and looked up at the door, scratching at the door when it opened. There was a dingling sound from a bell above the doorway and he leaned forward, a hand on top of the bowl of free fire-hot candies he'd set out on an 'impish' whim.]

Ah, Nepeta... good. [ahem] [ahem] [AHEM]

Voulez vous avec moi se swoi...

[His small, cat-like moirail comes bouncing in, the candy-bowl getting a pointed look before her attention swerves back to Equius.]

Ooh, are you still purracticing that? Try it again!

[He nodded and grunted, handing her a candy that was not tricked to be overly spicy.]

Of course. I see no reason not to attempt to broaden my horizons, and if I am to express romantic intentions then my moirail is the most appropriate to do so with.

[ahem] Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

[It is really, really, unbelievably creepy to see Equius trying this hard to offer a french leer to the words, especially with the way his lips quivered and his broken, snaggled teeth seemed to quiver. The feed crackled and cut off right about then.

No, he has no clue what he's just asked her to do.]

(OOC: This color is Equius and This is Nepeta)
 
 
30 May 2013 @ 01:17 pm
OKAY LISTEN UP.
I KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF STUPID SHIT GOING ON RIGHT NOW WITH THE SPY AND ALL THAT BULLSHIT. BUT REALLY I COULDN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THAT SO INSTEAD I'M TRYING TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN WHILE STRANDED IN THIS GRAVEYARD OF BROKEN TIMELINES.
NEPETA AND I ARE GOING TO WATCH A MOVIE. BUT FIRST WE NEED TO FIND SAID MOVIE. SO IF ANY OF YOU DIPSHITS CAN STOP HEMORRHAGING AT THE IDEA OF TORTURING THE SPY UNTIL HE EATS BANANAS WITH HIS ASSCHEEKS, ANY ADVICE THAT POINTS US IN THE DIRECTION OF SOME ACCEPTABLE CINEMA WOULD BE HELPFUL.
IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE ALTERNIAN! YES, I AM THAT DESPEREATE.
I EXPECT A RESPONSE FROM AT LEAST A FEW OF YOU BULGECHOMPERS, AND I GUESS IF I LIKE YOU ENOUGH MAYBE YOU CAN COME TO THE MOVIE NIGHT...IF NEPETA SAYS OKAY. (AND I GUESS EQUIUS, TOO.)
 
 
26 April 2013 @ 11:18 am
[Anyone who spends any time at all with Nepeta should have noticed her absence the past day or so. She'd been just about everywhere hunting for easter eggs for a while, skipping about with two great baskets, one on each arm, and apparently throwing herself completely into this fun new game.

And then she just didn't show up any more.

Until now.]


My Pounce! Look, look everybody! It's my Pounce! She found me again!

[The feed shows a delighted Nepeta and a great white double-mouthed cat purring loudly and nuzzling all over her charge.

Yes, this is indeed why the small kittytroll hasn't been around. She's been busy cuddling her lusus, and has been for a while judging by the white hair covering her hat and coat.]


Oh, oh, this is the best day efur!
 
 
 
06 March 2013 @ 05:15 pm
[over the course of a few hours, seven fragments of video and sound posts are spammed from Terezi's bracelet. the slightly superfluous nature of the bracelet's holographic touchscreen makes it difficult for her to smell the contents of the screen, and one can't exactly lick a hologram so well. being a bright red button, Terezi is repeatedly drawn to the record button's luscious redness, resulting in the following: )

1 4M GO1NG TO ST4B WHO3V3R D3C1D3D TH3S3 HOLOGR4MS W3R3 4 GOOD 1D34 >:[
TH1S 1S NOT V3RY S3NS1T1V3 TO MY D1S4B1L1TY
 
 
[Behold, it's a young, snaggle-toothed, gray-skinned guy in a black and blue tank-top wearing shades past sunset, one of his horns broken already. A few of you know him as the creepy afficianado of all things vaguely related to towels and archery. It's debatable whether or not he's particularly well-suited for either of these things, if we're being honest.

However, at the moment, there's grease smudges over his face and hands as he's wiping them off on a filthy looking towel. In the distance, a mewing sound that's vaguely humanoid can be heard.]


Yes, yes. I will inform the collective troglodytes and unwashed masses of this venture. Yes, that is a completely appropriate way to refer to them. They do not bathe nearly often enough and most of them do not have nearly enough towels.

[He sighs and grunts, half aware that he is already broadcasting and starting to sweat. He mops his forehead with the towel.

...

This just gets more grease smudges on him.]


As my employee Nepeta reminds me, it is wise to advertise the availability of new resources to some who might require them. I am Equius Zahhak, and this is Black and Blue. With the rise of such vehicular monstrosities as some of you claim to be accustomed to, I have familiarized myself with their inner-workings and the needs of the compressed detritus in liquified form that they require. [Pro Tip: He means gas.]

For all of your fuel and vehicular repair needs come to Black and Blue, where we will affix the necessary elements. Improvements and modifications are available on request, so long as I can get the parts. This world is incredibly back-water in terms of technologies, after all.

...

And Nepeta reminds me to say that there is plenty of ... candy in the front desk while you are waiting. She assures me it is delicious... repeatedly.

Come. I command it.
 
 
17 February 2013 @ 05:46 pm
[When the video comes on, Finnick pops onto camera as he smiles. He's outside walking around in what looks like the park, just enjoying moving around.]

I have a few questions for you all. The biggest one is, what type of weapons are used in your world, and are they suitable for a place like this?

Call it a curiosity.

[Looking thoughtful, he humms for a second.]

Other than that, anyone want to come and keep me company in the park? I promise it'll be fun. The more, the merrier.
 
 
17 February 2013 @ 06:56 pm
Ach, a wee bit flimsy, isn't it?

[ To his credit, the blond dwarf manages to not eye the video as though he expected it to burst into a coil of snakes. You never know, it could turn him into a newt. Not that his shorter stature is immediately apparent, being seated and all. He clears his throat when it becomes apparent that the video is recording, leaning back with a proud bearing, and nods regally to the video... The noble-- nay, majestic effect, however, is rather diminished by the ever-present smirk tugging at his lips. ]

Ah...

Fíli, at your service.

To be called upon by the gods themselves is an honor without measure... though they are none that I've ever heard of. But whatever differences that exist between us matter not in this. Not when so much hangs in the balance.

[ As the speech carries on, he becomes increasingly impassioned, raising a clenched fist before him. ]

And so, let it be known that when this world needed aid, the line of Durin answered, and united, we will bring new life to this land!

[ His fist slams down on the table emphatically, and he clamps down on the urge to grin, trying to maintain some semblance of austere dignity with little success. He can't help it this is so awesome you guys.

A pause, and his brows knit together as he hesitates. ]


There is... one small matter that remains, however. I've yet to find my brother, Kíli. If someone were to direct me to him, you would have my gratitude.

[ Not that he's worried about that dumb baby or anything. Newp. With one more final nod, he ends the video. ]

[ ooc: Kili, of course, has yet to be intro'd ICly into the game here. Fili is only going under the assumption that his brother is in Asgard because, well, brothers. ]
 
 
10 February 2013 @ 06:23 pm
man ive been in some pretty shitty dream bubbles
but this one takes the shitty cake of shitty cakes
like one of those five tier shitty cakes that dont even look like shitty cakes
just five tiers of something that looks like it crawled out of roses crazy fanfic wizard porn
tentacles and beards and
little crystal balls and sprinkles that are really supposed to be sparkles
but just looks like someone needed to use all the sprinkles before they went bad
because they couldnt afford to waste the 5 bucks they spent on the jar or something
so they were like hey lets make this shit sparkle
and dumped them all over the place
can sprinkles even go bad??

whatever its cool
im game
not like i have anything else better to do than to ride a meteor for three fucking years
surrounded by a bunch of tools and sistertraps experimenting with spacewizard booze
speaking of sistertraps
and her crazy fanfic wizard porn
where the fuck are you drunky??
man i told you
shouldve slept that shit off
shouldve rescheduled your date

oh my god im going to have to come find you arent i
find you and then find that nice pile of suitably soft objects i was talking about for you to sleep in
fyi if you puke on my cape
im pretty much going to be forced to fly off the handle
which sucks because i dont see any fucking handles to fly off of

anyway i guess if this is going to be a thing
and were going to be making this happen
sup freyr
you ready for this??


Translation )