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[bestestfurrend]

[Nepeta stands behind a brightly decorated stall in one of the main areas of Freyr, looking bright and chipper and even more excited than usual.

"Black and Blue" is the name announced across the front of the stall, with lots of not-completely-professionally drawn pictures of the services offered at Equius’ and her shop.

She has a smile on her face as she cheerfully accosts passers-by, offering them a tray of cupcakes, and she seems to have enlisted Aurthour to do the same, while Pounce carries an open bag of sweets in her mouth to draw people in.

Nepeta and Pounce both have a cute black and blue ribbon tied above one ear, and Aurthour seems to have acquired the same as a bowtie. Oh! And it looks like a certain glowering moirail of Nepeta’s has been talked into wearing the same as he presides behind the stall.]

Come visit us at Black and Blue! The best service station in Asgard!

[The only one, actually, but shh. She’s having too much fun with this.]

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[iin2ufferable]

Servicing what, exactly?

[ He only just barely resists making a lewd comment. On the one hand, he wants to piss off Equius. On the other hand, he likes Nepeta enough to control himself at least a little. Nepeta wins out by virtue of being cuter. ]

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[alternia_strength]

These biwheel monstrosities that some people elect to operate.

[Guess who's lurking there in the background as she sets up the ad?]

Compressed and liquified animal corpses and detritus refined into a filthy smelling fluid they use as combustable fuel mostly.

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[iin2ufferable]

Yeah, try saying that again, but in actual Alternian.

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[bestestfurrend]

Two-wheeled motorized vehicles, of course! Though Equius fixes lots of other things too. Come ofur, Sollux, we have cupcakes!

[See, Sollux, the rewards of being nice! Sweets!]

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[iin2ufferable]

I don't know, where did they come from?

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[alternia_strength]

We will see if this does better. [He didn't sound convinced as he came into view now that the camera was off.] It can't go more poorly than my previous attempts. that much I am certain of.

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[bestestfurrend]

I'm sure at least a few people will stop to check it out! Do you want a cupcake, Equius? Aurthour and I made plenty!

[She gives the lusus a happy smile. She does love Pounce, but there are some things you just need opposable thumbs for.]

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[alternia_strength]

It seems one or two already have. They are not even all of our world.

[He looked disparagingly over at Aurthour for participating in the nonsense that was a cake in a cup. However, he relented and nodded.]

Just one, if you don't mind. We wouldn't want the customers to miss out.

[A good excuse.]

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[tipsygnostalgia]

....Servicing what? Don't say it's people.

[She basically just replied for those implications. It's funny okay.]

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[alternia_strength]

Why do people keep mentioning servicing of people? It is not as if you need your plumbing cleaned out or your pipes snaked or a tune up of your insides.

[Equius....]

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[tipsygnostalgia]

You know I'm not even gonna both talking about it.

What are you doing?

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[bestestfurrend]

Pfft, of course not, silly! How would you even do that?

[Just looking completely innocent over here, really.]

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[tipsygnostalgia]

I'll let Sollux give the bird and the bees talk. How're you?

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[boogerman]

Trolls running an auto repair shop. I like it.

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[alternia_strength]

Backwater, incomprehensibly behind the times and insufferably limited in technology, but we cope as best we can. These beastly things belch noxious fumes as much as they actually move, but they are faster than using one's limbs.

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[bestestfurrend]

Equius is furry efficient! And we sell lots of yummy snacks too.

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[comeonthensexy]

Is that a bowtie?

[ /PRIORITIES ]

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[bestestfurrend]

Nope, it is two bowties! Aren't they pawesome?

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[alternia_strength]

It is a strip of fabric which bears that name in human cultures, yes.

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[subecho]

I... did not think cats belonged in the kitchens.

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[alternia_strength]

Pounce goes wherever it wishes. There is no choice in the matter on that subject honestly. It's quite sanitary.

[bestestfurrend]

Cats belong wherefur they want to belong.

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[unpuzzling]

You'll want to be more specific in the future.

[Though he doubted it had anything to do with the servicing of people. Then again, he didn't feel the need to utilize such juvenile humor.]

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[bestestfurrend]

Equius and I are six sweeps old, people need to be less stupid in the future if they think we mean anything else about the shop than we do!

[Sherlock did you really have to point it out as well...]

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[alternia_strength]

I am informed that Service Station is the normal moniker for such things. I suppose fuel depot works, but it is intended to be full service.

[Nope, missing the double entendre for once. Thank glob.]