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[bestestfurrend]

[Nepeta stands behind a brightly decorated stall in one of the main areas of Freyr, looking bright and chipper and even more excited than usual.

"Black and Blue" is the name announced across the front of the stall, with lots of not-completely-professionally drawn pictures of the services offered at Equius’ and her shop.

She has a smile on her face as she cheerfully accosts passers-by, offering them a tray of cupcakes, and she seems to have enlisted Aurthour to do the same, while Pounce carries an open bag of sweets in her mouth to draw people in.

Nepeta and Pounce both have a cute black and blue ribbon tied above one ear, and Aurthour seems to have acquired the same as a bowtie. Oh! And it looks like a certain glowering moirail of Nepeta’s has been talked into wearing the same as he presides behind the stall.]

Come visit us at Black and Blue! The best service station in Asgard!

[The only one, actually, but shh. She’s having too much fun with this.]

Comments

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[alternia_strength]

Everything in this world appears to be forcibly backwater, as if the technological capacities are limited to very specific levels. It's deeply infuriating, but only in Utgard do things work as we expect, or closer to at least.

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[iin2ufferable]

What the hell is-- you know what, no, never mind. If this is keeping you from bothering anyone else, go nuts.

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[alternia_strength]

It is more than enough to keep me occupied most days, yes. However insanity will help nothing.

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[iin2ufferable]

You sure? Have you ever tried it? For you, it might balance out and you might turn out kind of normal.

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[alternia_strength]

I was under the impression you already thought I was insane, Sollux.

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[iin2ufferable]

More like weird and creepy. You'd just be adding to the list, really.

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[alternia_strength]

I think that list is complex enough as is. Let's see if I can determine something more useful as a mental tool.

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[iin2ufferable]

Can you use whatever mental tool that is to make NP stop thinking about my underwear?

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[alternia_strength]

...

WHAT ARE YOU EXPRESSING TO MY MOIRAIL SOLLUX?!?

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[iin2ufferable]

I didn't express anything! I said I was going to get dressed and come get a cupcake and she started asking me about my underwear, it's not my fault that your moirail has some weird ass fascination with them!

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[alternia_strength]

You will not speak of such inappropriate topics with her! I command it! Blast, where is a towel when I require one?

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[iin2ufferable]

She's the one who brought it up you sweat-lathered freak! Go talk to her, I'm done trying to get it into your thick skull already.

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[alternia_strength]

I will address this. [He growls and hits the feed so he doesn't have to think about hitting Sollux.]