> Nepeta: REUNITE WITH YOUR LUSUS

[bestestfurrend]

[Anyone who spends any time at all with Nepeta should have noticed her absence the past day or so. She'd been just about everywhere hunting for easter eggs for a while, skipping about with two great baskets, one on each arm, and apparently throwing herself completely into this fun new game.

And then she just didn't show up any more.

Until now.]

My Pounce! Look, look everybody! It's my Pounce! She found me again!

[The feed shows a delighted Nepeta and a great white double-mouthed cat purring loudly and nuzzling all over her charge.

Yes, this is indeed why the small kittytroll hasn't been around. She's been busy cuddling her lusus, and has been for a while judging by the white hair covering her hat and coat.]

Oh, oh, this is the best day efur!

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[tongue3y3s]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bestestfurrend]

Terezi, Terezi, Terezi, look! It's Pounce!

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[oblivionize]

[She finds this cute, but says the first thing that comes to mind oops]

She's really big!

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[bestestfurrend]

She is! She is the biggest and bestest and fluffiest kitty in the whole wide world!

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[mullets]

[ Your cat has two mouths, Nepeta. Even for Ash, that's a little strange. ]

Well, damn. That's not something you see everyday.

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[bestestfurrend]

[And he's about to get a close-up of those mouths, as Pounce gets curious about the bracelet Nepeta is fiddling with and tries rubbing her face on it.]

Isn't she pawesome?!

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[marrying]

It's...

[A huge fucking cat.]

-- that's not something you see every day.

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[bestestfurrend]

She's my lusus! She's alive again! And she's softer and prettier than ever, oh yes... [Excuse her while she goes back to burying her face in her purring cat's fur.]

[cancerousgeneticist]

Oh wow. [Karkat actually looks dumbfounded, and maybe a little jealous. He tries to keep up his angry face, though, just for continuity.] Is she going to be following you everywhere? Because I think Sollux is allergic to cats or something.

[bestestfurrend]

Karkitty! Look, Pounce, it's Karkat! [He's greeted by a warm, rumbling purr. Pounce is well aware of her young troll's friends.]

Tavros is the one who has allergies! I don't think Sollux does too...

But she is going everywhere with me! I have her back now and we're not leaving each other alone again!

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[airborn]

I-it has two mouths...

[The trembling in her voice is pretty hard to miss, and she can't get past the fear the huge cat and its mouths kicks up in her to say anything else just yet.]

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[bestestfurrend]

Uh huh! She does! Isn't she the very very best??

[Nepeta is too caught up in her excitement to notice the disquiet in Rue's voice - but Pounce herself is a lot more in tune with young ones, and a soft, concerned purr rumbles out as she gently rubs her forehead against the screen, trying to reassure the young girl.]

[alternia_strength]

I... was under the impression that my lusus was dead. I was quite explicitly certain of it in fact. Mine is prancing about in the kitchen, attempting to prepare dinner.

... I am ... confused, I admit. Not complaining. It is a pleasant thing to have them back, but ... confused. It is good, however, to see yours back amongst us as well.

[bestestfurrend]

Aurthor is here as well!? Oh, we're coming in to say hi! Stay right there!!!

[There is going to be a kitty troll riding a giant cat charging into the kitchen in a moment.]

[averagemedium]

Oh my god, that's--

[What kind of adjective do you even use for a cat like that? Ryan is just staring intently for a few moments before he settles on one.]

She's adorable.

[It's complete with a big doofy grin and everything. He's used to weird cats, the second mouth doesn't seem to bother him much.]

[bestestfurrend]

[BEAM. The way to Nepeta's heart is by complimenting her lusus.]

Isn't she?! She's absolutely the cutest kitty ever! [Excuse her, she needs to go rub her face on Pounce's fur some more.]

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[bonnypiperlad]

Ah...

[He has a strange-looking bag under one arm, but seems to have forgotten it in favor of staring a bit at the very large cat and the much smaller kittytroll. But since Nepeta's so happy, he just decides to go with it.]

Aye, that's a grand beastie. Where did ye say ye found her again?

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[bestestfurrend]

Oh, I didn't! She found me. I always knew that she'd find me again in the end if she could!

[adventuretime]

Congratulation, Nepeta! I'm glad that you got her back. You two seemed to get alone quite well, and it was unfortunate what happened to our lusii.

[bestestfurrend]

Hi Aradia! Look, Pounce, it's Aradia! She's all alive and okay again!

I know, it was pawful...but Terezi got hers back, and Equius too! Maybe most of us will be able to get them!

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[suppressthedark]

[Thaaat is a big ass cat. But hey, Trolls are weird, and she seems so happy to have it back, so there's no way in hell he'll be grumpy and snarky about it.]

Hey, congrats.

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[bestestfurrend]

[The congratulations gets the widest, happiest grin from Nepeta as she squeezes her arms around her lusus some more.]

Oh, oh, thank you!! This is so very very pawesome!!

[grownstrong]

[While Margaery isn't quite sure what kind of strange creature she's looking at, Nepeta looks thrilled, so Margaery holds her tongue on the whole two mouths, insanely large thing.]

I am glad you have found your... cat, Nepeta. She looks just as happy to see you as you are to see her.

[bestestfurrend]

Hi Margaery! Hi! Did your brother find you? I was talking to him a while ago!

[Pounce is trying to nuzzle her head in a bit closer, curious about who Nepeta is talking to.]

And of course she's happy to see me, I'm her kitten! She's not my cat, she's my lusus.

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[mcfussyfangs]

I'm glad you've managed to find her somehow. I never got the opportunity to meet her as she was.

[She did here about Pouncesprite though. Who didn't? No one probably.]

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[bestestfurrend]

Kanaya!! You should come and see her, she'd love to meet you!

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[not_a_troll]

Have you been able to obtain the golden eggs as well? They helped me to retrieve the best dog in the nine realms.

[He laughs because of the wordplay in Nepeta's last sentence.]

Furever? And ever?

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[bestestfurrend]

And efur!

I did! I thought it was just a game, I nefur thought I'd really get her back!!!

[She flails about as Pounce headbutts her, laughing.]

Puppy! You got a puppy?

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[quibbling]

What a beautiful creature! It's called a pounce?

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[bestestfurrend]

Pounce is her name! She's a kitty, and my lusus! She's the most beautiful, isn't she?? [Gigantic admiring eyes towards her kitty lusus - who is busy getting herself tangled up in some wool.]

[feathery]

[Holy hell.]

wow
that is one big mutant cat
how much radiation did you have to expose it to for the second mouth

[bestestfurrend]

[TOO EXCITED FOR TYPING]

She's not a mutant cat! She's suppawsed to look like this!

[biifurcatiion]

You mutht have exceptionally low thtandardth for what qualifieth ath betht.

[He's kidding, of course.]

[bestestfurrend]

[Nepeta grins and sticks her tongue out at him.

...quickly followed by a double-lick to the screen from Pounce. You're welcome, Sollux.]

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[getinthechariot]

A companion from home?

That is quite an impressive beast!

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[bestestfurrend]

Uh huh! She is. Both those things. [A loud purr starts up in the background.] She says hi!

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[sleeveless]

I have never seen such a creature before.

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[bestestfurrend]

She's not a creature! She's a kitty, the most magnificent kitty ever.

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[supurrior]

[Whoa.

That is the awesomest thing ever.

It almost looks like Lucifer's Cerberus from Maschera! Only a cat!]

My, my. Looks like someone found a friend.

Is this creature what you were talking about when we had the conversation about familiars?

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[bestestfurrend]

The very bestest of friends!

[She laughs and burrows into Pounce's fur, seeing as she's draped over her kitty's back just now.]

Yes, yes, that's right! This is her.

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[dumbguy]

[...........]

That's....what is that?

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[bestestfurrend]

This is Pounce! She's my...what's the human word for it? My mum!

[Video] The latest but shhh.

[comeonthensexy]

That's an interesting cat.

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[bestestfurrend]

Isn't she beautiful? [She is the proudest daughter.]

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[wasthemaster]

...the next question is, why the hell would you want something like that to find you in the first place?

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[bestestfurrend]

She's my lusus! Of course I wanted her to find me! Wouldn't you want your...[what's the word?] parent to find you?