Hey there sickies! No clue what's going around, but you guys sure are keeping it to yourselves! Which is kind of unfair of you, but that's okay because that means I can help.
And by 'help', I mean I'll put you out of your misery! Why suffer through a gross icky cold that you might die from anyway, when I can just kill you and fix the problem at it's, uh, source.
It'll be over so fast you'll barely get to savor the sweet, sweet release of death. And then you're off to a blissful few days until the gods get around to waking you up, good as new~
Just let me know, okay? If you're too sick to talk, just nod a couple times on video, and I'll come find you.
On a side note: what do you do with a room full of dead birds? Not a trick question, I really don't know!
And by 'help', I mean I'll put you out of your misery! Why suffer through a gross icky cold that you might die from anyway, when I can just kill you and fix the problem at it's, uh, source.
It'll be over so fast you'll barely get to savor the sweet, sweet release of death. And then you're off to a blissful few days until the gods get around to waking you up, good as new~
Just let me know, okay? If you're too sick to talk, just nod a couple times on video, and I'll come find you.
On a side note: what do you do with a room full of dead birds? Not a trick question, I really don't know!
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