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[necrowmantic]

Hey there sickies! No clue what's going around, but you guys sure are keeping it to yourselves! Which is kind of unfair of you, but that's okay because that means I can help.

And by 'help', I mean I'll put you out of your misery! Why suffer through a gross icky cold that you might die from anyway, when I can just kill you and fix the problem at it's, uh, source.

It'll be over so fast you'll barely get to savor the sweet, sweet release of death. And then you're off to a blissful few days until the gods get around to waking you up, good as new~

Just let me know, okay? If you're too sick to talk, just nod a couple times on video, and I'll come find you.

On a side note: what do you do with a room full of dead birds? Not a trick question, I really don't know!

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[likethelight]

[ You can't be... ]

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[likethelight]

[ WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ]

What kind of offer is that?!

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[afrozendance]

[Wait, what?]

... I have heard of warriors offering killing blows to dying soldiers in the war, sir... but are you sure it's the best we can do?

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[necrowmantic]

Hey, it's the best I can do.

Know any takers? You can totally agree for someone if you want.

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[averagemedium]

if this doesn't clear up on its own i just might have to take you up on that, it's kind of miserable

in the meantime though

is getting somebody tea close enough to killing them, while you're on a public service kick here? do you know how to make it-- you know what, just hot water would be fine as a stand-in here i'm not even picky

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[necrowmantic]

Aww, even you're getting sick without me? Geez, everyone's having fun with their mysterious malady, but ol' Henry? Healthy as ever!

And ehh, tea is not really the same at all unless you want me to poison it too, but I can totally bring you hot water anyway. Do you know what leaves you... ah, I'll just stuff a bunch in, it'll taste like something.

And if you change your mind about dying, I'm already there! Nya ha ha!

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[nukeoleptic]

nope
you are only dead for like an hour =(
plenty of time to come back and stay sick

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[necrowmantic]

Ohhhh.

Still, it's a tiny reprieve??

Also I'd be totally willing to just kill them again until they stop getting sick.

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[lensglare]

... Leaving many unavailable for the coming days seems unwise, sickness or not.

As for the dead birds, have you considered cremation?

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[necrowmantic]

Unless projectile vomiting counts as an attack, I don't think they'll be super useful. But I GUESS that's a point...

And do you mean like gather them up in a big pile, and make a crow bonfire? That's a good idea! I just gotta get them out of here, they're starting to smell. I mean, it sort of smelled before, but not like this!

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[livedtwice]

Maybe you shouldn't talk about this stuff either.

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[necrowmantic]

I'm not allowed to help either? Geez.

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[childofthewickedday]

I found dead bird from the park....I buried it.

[He states this quite solemnly]

[Video]

[necrowmantic]

Burial, huh? I think I'd need a mass grave for all these guys.

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[hadbadays]

[ Guess whose patience and slight polite filter is low and/or completely gone when sick? ]

Are you INSANE?

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[necrowmantic]

Maybe. Nya ha!

BUT, I'm also trying to help! And this is kind of where my skills are.

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[vapidfloozy]

[Hmm...]

Well, I suppose you could eat them, couldn't you? Though if they've been there a while, you really shouldn't!

[A pause.]

But why do you have a room full of dead birds, Henry?

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[necrowmantic]

Have you ever eaten a crow, Inigo? I can put one aside for you too, I'm already saving a couple for Laurent.

And, uh- you know how crows sort of follow me around? Apparently they also come to me to die. Whatever illness is going around isn't just giving humans the sniffles~

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[samantha_grey]

It's not the damned plague! [A fit of coughing can be heard.] Seriously, there is something wrong with you buddy!

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[necrowmantic]

It's not? 'Cause I've seen a plague or two, and the way this exploded is totally similar.

And someone doesn't sound very well~

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[felttheburn]

...you're a fuckin' psycho.

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[necrowmantic]

Guess so! Nya ha! You're not the first one to tell me.

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[fishdouche]

[Eridan very purposefully has his cloak tucked high around his face. He doesn't want to get murdered, not today, thank you.

Though if this infernal itching didn't stop, he might take the stranger up on his offer.]

First a' all, wwhat you do wwith 'em depends on howw you got said hivve full a' birds.

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[necrowmantic]

[Henry thinks the high cloak is a bit odd, but hey, who was he to judge fashion?]

Ehh, didn't do anything but leave the door open. Crows kind of have a thing for me when they're alive, and I guess the same goes for the dead ones.

[unrestrained]

Sure, because letting you go on a mass killing spree totally stops what's going on.

[necrowmantic]

[He interprets this as approval.]

It does! If everyone's dead, no one's sick! Problem completely solved.

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[chronologistics]

ok ill bite
a whole room??

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[necrowmantic]

Not completely stuffed if that's what you're thinking! But there's a good... fifty? Hundred? I'm not good at guessing these things.

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[integrous]

[ .. Oh god, this guy is absolutely frightening no matter how many times he pops up. And since Asahi herself has had trouble too, part of her doesn't want to reply to this in fear of him going after her.. but on the other hand, she can't just not speak up at something like this. ]

Stop being so weird!!

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[necrowmantic]

Nya ha! At least your lungs are still healthy!

video; I really love your character

[mccallmemaybe]

What's wrong with you?

video; aww thank you ;;

[necrowmantic]

Looong story. A bit messy.

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[thehedgehogsdilemma]

[ It's a good thing Shinji is feeling way too crummy to chime in with the rest on the "You're crazy, dude!!!" train. You weirded him out and he can't possibly look any paler than he already looked. (Was that blood on the side of his mouth...?) ]

I'm sure there's... good intentions [ he made a face when he said that. Not the words he wanted to use but.] behind that, but I don't think that help is what will solve the problem.

No one can kill that many people, anyway. [Shinji underestimates your abilities, it seems, Henry.

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[necrowmantic]

Some~one's looking like they need a little of Henry's special assistance~

[He laughs; no one should look that cheerful at seeing someone obviously a bit under the weather. It's not even malicious though, just- calmly enthusiastic?]

But you'd be surprised how quickly I can mow people down! And it would totally help. If everyone dies, no one's sick!

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[supurrior]

Thus the mystery of what has been fouling up the bathroom has been solved. It's really disgusting. For all your talk of killing, you couldn't even dispose of a few birds? I'm sure you're aware that the odor has leaked through.

[In addition to the bathroom fiasco, his talk of trying to "help" people by killing them is making Kuroneko more uneasy.]

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[necrowmantic]

[He is a terrible person to live near it's true.]

Nya ha! Sorry! Yeah, it's pretty rank by now, huh? I recommend staying outside a lot~

And hey! Killing and disposal are two totally different things!