[Like everyone else, Sora's had a song itching in his brain; now he just can't control himself anymore! He gets his bracelet ready to record the greatest performance on earth. He's on his way to the main floor of Freya house from the second floor, dancing all the way.]

Hey everyone, listen to this! I got two words that will solve all your problems!

Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase!
Hakuna Matata, ain't no passing craze!
It means no worries for the rest of your days!

It's our problem-free philosophy,
Hakuna Matata!

Remember it, okay? Hakuna Matata! It's about overcoming the past.

[Audio/Action for Sigyn]

[Whether by coincidence or not, the audio function on Hibiki's bracelet seems to have activated. Judging by the crinkling sounds indicating a paper bag or something similar pressed against the thing... it's probably the former.

Still, the voice of a young girl can be heard over the crackling, singing a rather cute song to herself.]

The big dumpling family
The big dumpling family

The mischievous roasted dumpling, the gentle bean jam dumpling
The moon viewing dumpling is a bit of a dreamer
The sesame dumpling always looks prim, the quadruplet spitted dumplings
Put all of them together to make a family of one hundred

The baby dumpling is always in the midst of happiness
The old dumpling narrows his eyes

The friendly dumplings all hold hands and create a big round ring
They laugh together while making towns on the dumpling star
The rabbits wave from the big moon in the sky
It takes all the happy and sad things and rounds them up...

[She suddenly trails off as she realizes what she's singing.]

...Huh? Where did I learn that...?

What kind of curse is this, anyways? Bursting into random songs? Ahh, and I thought that those witches were pretty random with their pranks, but this beats what they've done by a long shot--

[ And there's no tune playing, but Battler also stops! He's too tempted to sing to continue. He finally also gives into the current... curse-- ]

She kept looking at her watch
Doesn't matter had sex
But I cried the whole time
Doesn't matter had sex
I think she mighta been a racist
Doesn't matter had sex
She put a bag on my head
still counts
I just had sex
And my dreams came true
So if you’ve had sex in the last 30 minutes
Then you qualified to sing with me

[it takes him a moment of fiddling, but finally, he gets the camera on (thanks mostly to zessica's prior coaching), and then steps away to sit in a plain chair sat across from it. the room surrounding him looks positively bland in comparison, especially to the bright, decorative jewelry around his neck, on his ears, all along his arms ... and his mismatched eyes -- one gold, one brown. he's mostly free of any clothing, though, aside from a cloth draped around his waist -- leaving one long scar across his chest in somewhat clear view.

but he reclines in the chair, relaxed, as though he's been here his whole life, and smirks at the camera. he'll run a hand through his hair, before addressing anyone who would be listening]

For a place supposedly run by the Gods, it is truly lacking, isn't it? If we are expected to fight for them, one would think they could eat least provide proper clothing and food, instead of -- what was it called? "Mack and Chees"? Surely even amongst the common people there must be better things to eat.

[he'll sigh, straightening in the chair and spreading his legs just a bit wider]

But I must admit, this bracelet we've been given is extremely useful. Quite confusing, but useful. I have never been able to send a message so quickly in all my life, no matter how fast the horse or bird. And never a message of sound or pictures. [he chuckles] It seems there is much to learn here! So I would ask that anyone willing provide me with some information about their nation, their people, their life.

Here, I'll start --

[he'll clear his throat, if only for show, and take on a little less of a casual tone]

My name is Ramses. I come from the nation of Egypt, and I am a general commanding armed forces under the Pharaoh himself.

Now, how about the rest of you? [he'll stare into the camera expectantly, waiting for a reply!]

[ooc: As a small note, since this will probably inevitably come up when sharing info, it is completely fine with me if people recognize him, since he is a historical figure and some people will obviously have heard of him. It is also okay with me if people spoil him about becoming Pharaoh and being awesome later! ♥]

[ GREETINGS COSPLAYERS. The video starts with 1 heart-eating plant standing outside the castle fresh with his letters in hand and the most excited face ever ]

I can't believe it... My first kidnapping!! This is so exciting--! A new world, and unseen foe...I wonder, is it because Satsuki and I dined-and-dashed?

I've never been kidnapped before! What should I do?? I've only ever heard about this on forums before, but usually that involves lotion and people with knives... Do I get to see one of those too???

Hello Mr. and Mrs. Kidnappers! Nice to meet you, wherever you are...!

I wonder if I should I give them a souvenir? Is that the right custom?

What is this?

[ The feed cuts on to a young blond haired girl, her blue eyes obviously filled with curiosity like any other child when given something new. Fumbling the device around in her hands for a few moments before Lily realizes that the communicator had been transmitting. ]

O-Oh! Um... [ She glances away from the screen before parting her lips to speak. ]

Hello? I don't really understand what's going on here... [ Lily is once again fumbling around with the bracelet, placing it on a leveled surface before holding up the letter she was given by the maid. ]

And I don't know how to read this.