[Well now here is a girl, or maybe a woman, depending on how you look at her, who looks like she could be an up-and-coming Hollywood starlet, with all-American good looks and blonde wavy hair. In fact, she's a little unearthly beautiful. There's something a little unsettling about it.

She also looks pretty pissed.]

So, okay, not that I'm not glad to be out of bugfuck-middle-of-nowhere USA, but these gods or whatever could have, you know, bothered to ask.