[The video pops on to a pretty chill looking guy. He's all settled in his room, not seeming particularly freaked out considering this is his first time on the network.]

Yo, everybody.

I guess I'm convinced this isn't some weird drug trip, so I was thinking I oughta settle in a little more, y'know? What is it you guys do around here? I could really use some booze and a quick lay, so if anybody's bored...

Oh, yeah. name's Madoka. Let's all get along, huh?