[ There are so many things Hanako would like to say over the network... but there are not enough words. That post during the battle... it became real, after all. The void would be more painful if she didn't rebel and go say goodbye to the girl properly. It's possibly the best decision Hanako ever took in her whole life.

It's audio, and it'll be curtly to the point. ]

To all those who knew her, Nakama-san has gone back to her home world.

Those of you I know, and I didn't have a chance to catch up with during the battle, please contact me. I want to be sure you're all safe and sound.

[ Feed over. She's going to respond in a hour or so, after she's less prone to sulking for the loss. ]

[Castiel hates war. He hates watching it, hates being involved in it, and the only thing that ever makes it worthwhile is if it's for a cause that warrants it. He's not at all sure that's the case here, even now, and that this won't all come back to haunt them.

But he's trying to ignore all of that, because he's a medic team leader, and he has a job to be doing. Several of them, actually, and right now it's using his actual experience to try to keep people from dying, at least, if not defeating the enemy.]

All of those who are intending to act as medical support should meet at the Arena; it is being used as a central location for those involved in the battle. Even if you lack a healing ability and desire to help, you will be of use. We need as many people as can be gathered.

[He frowns for just a moment, considering his next words, but then lifts his chin slightly and continues.]

Those who can both fight and heal are also needed for positions in the field. This would be inherently dangerous, and small groups should be formed rather than individuals going alone. At least one member of this group should be capable of defending themselves and the others if necessary, but not all need be fighters.

[He'll be the one fulfilling that role for his own group, after all, and he doesn't expect many of those here with healing abilities or skills to also be used to fighting.]

This is also a general announcement that anyone injured can seek healing at the Arena, or find one of the healers in the field. If you are in the field and have an emergency, contact my or John Watson's bracelet, and we will direct someone to your location.

[And a small pause, as he looks like he thinks he should say something else--good luck, a reassurance, something--but he doesn't, and instead gives just a small determined nod before shutting off the connection.]

[ Okay. Time for me to face facts. This isn't a dream. Well, it might be some sort of magic shared coma dream--maybe Rena finally clonked me too hard; it'd explain Satoshi running around.

... ... ...No, that is pretty stupid.

Well. Time to make a first impression. ]

PEOPLE OF ASGARD, LISTEN! FELLOW MEMBERS OF HEIMDALL, LEND ME YOUR EARS!

I am here to introduce myself! It's only customary for us all stuck together in this place to come to know one another, so I will with this hand take center stage for the time I am entitled to!

[ At this point he stands atop his bed, stands straight, and POINTS with fervor at nothing. ]

This figure before you--this man standing before you!--is none other than--

[ He LEAPS from the bed and lands on the ground, spins, and POINTS with even more fervor at an equal amount of nothing. ]

--the one-and-only Keiichi!

[ Pause.

Then he laughs, falling back onto the bed.

Haha, that'd be pretty cool! But an over-the-top introduction like that isn't my style, so I'll go with something normal, even if it was fun to play out. Good thing I don't have a roommate! Now, I'll just get this thing working and give a toned down--

Wait. Is...This doesn't mean--

He leans in very, very, very closely to the translucent screen. ]

( SUSPENSEFUL CUT )

A | VIDEO, DAY 160

[ Alisa opens the feed with a face devoid of emotion. ]

Good afternoon.

All functions except user interface, data storage and retrieval are inaccessible at the moment. Cause of inaccessibility is currently unknown. Earlier attempted troubleshooting resulted in failure. May I request for a check-up?

Thank you.

B | ACTION, DAY 161

[ LOOKING FOR A JOB!!! Alisa is going from shop to shop, begging people to take her in while holding their "wanted" flyers. However, she's always causing trouble, such as accidentally freaking people out with her head, her head falling off, hitting equipment too strongly with her metal arms and legs... People will often find doors closing on Alisa quite literally. ]

I apologize, it will never happen again--

[ Bam. ]

C | VIDEO, DAY 161

[ Afraid of rejection, she looks a little meek when she asks this. ]

To whom must I speak to regarding the city's militia? I would like to assist in the upcoming war. I, too, can fight.

[okay so she's pressed the gem & the feed turns on but all you see at first are pink eyes zoomed into the screen. how does she video]

So what am I supposed to do? I can see anything. [her face pulls away & she pouts] I thought this was cool! What a piece of junk! How am I supposed to use this to talk to people?

HELLOOOO? IS ANYONE THERE?

[huff huff] C'mooon! Someone talk to me! [obviously the girl's never used a video recorder before woops!]

[TEXT TO ALL OF ASGARD.]

so i've spent the last couple of hours wandering around, and i've only seen a few faces i know. i'd like to know who some of you other guys/gals are?

i'm john, for starters.

[ACTION FOR THOSE IN / AROUND THE AREA OF LOKI.]

[If you're lucky enough to be around the area of the Loki district, John will be hanging around one of the areas in the district. He wants to meet everyone here too. So he's actively searching for people who actually have faces.

Anonymous faces are getting pretty old by now.]



ooc: if you would rather me not use the text font above, here is a handy link for you to tell me!

*Greetings, Asgard. Today your bracelet mounted video feed is focused on the area out front of the Loki house! Where there is a rather alarming pile of weapons stacked up. Most of which look to be highly impractical looking drill-based-weaponry. ... and a few well made two handed swords.*

This is just depressing. I've been working on all this since day once almost, yet I still can't get a properly functioning drill based weapon going. Closest I can get is drill fists, but it's not like those can spin... I really should have tried to sneak off with some of the stuff from those pointy eared visitors.

*Aoto gives a small kick to the pile, hefting up one of said drill fists. It is exactly what it sounds like. A drill you put over your hand and punch someone with. ... Or as the case would be even if it doesn't spin, pierce them with.*

Ahhhh... This would all be so damn cool if I could get them to work. All this free time here just makes me think up awesome stuff like this, yet it's all a bust! *SIGH.* Haaa... Don't suppose any of you properly manly men out there have an interest in drill-based weaponry?

... ... or the extra swords, I guess. If you're feeling boring.

[ as the video turns on, you're treated to the sight of a confused looking young man. something that must surely be a familiar sight to anyone who's been here for a protracted period of time... though this one seems perhaps a bit more dazed than most. ]

Ah... hello, everyone.

[ despite his confusion, he manages a weak smile. his voice sounds rather calm, all things considered. ]

Let's see... I'm supposed to introduce myself, right? My name is Satoshi Houjou. It's nice to meet you at all.

Um... what else was there? Sorry, this has never happened to me before so I'm not really sure what to say. If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer them. Or am I one who's supposed to be asking questions right now? Hm... Can anyone give me some advice? Introductions sure are difficult. I'll do my best to pay you back when I can.

Oh! But we're saving the world, aren't we? Ha... that sounds pretty hard. I've never saved a world before, either. Well, I'll do my best.

--es? Is there something I can assist you with?

[ 'Bernkastel' doesn't hesitate to speak. If anyone knows her, they know that it's rather stange to see her looks so... distressed. Almost immediately, "she" points. ... Only, Bernkastel isn't exactly Bernkastel at the moment. ] You know damned well what you can assist me with! What's the hell is this?!

[ 'Battler' merely tilts his head, setting 'his' bracelet on a small endtable beside him. ] I'm afraid this isn't my doing.

[ The real Battler stops for a moment, Bernkastel's back slumping ] Aaaahhh, dammiiiit.... I've finally had a chance to be a woman's body, and it's that damned witch's! [ He looks to Bern ] So, you're saying that it's the gods, right?! Well, that's great, just perfect! The one's who did this in the first place never come out of hiding at all...!

[ Bernkastel tilts her head, "her" face as expressionless as ever. For those who know Battler, it's probably an odd sight. ] I have no motive to switch our bodies, as you well can guess. [ A pause. ] As expected.

Don't you witches have a completely twisted sense of humor? In fact, I'm expecting you to burst out laughing at any second now!

I am as displeased as you are about being another's body. Our sense of humor may differ, but I'm quite comfortable in my own skin. [ Of course, her face doesn't look displeased. You'll have to take her word for it. ]

[ Somehow, it looks as though he's calmed down a bit, but he isn't quite a powerface as Bernkastel's usually is. ] Tch... Don't tell me you expect to wait it or whatever. ... It's not like I never wanted to know what it was like to be in a woman's body, but this body's completely and totally flat!

[ Bernkastel only tilts her head to the side. ] In such an upsetting situation, all you can worry about is my chest size? I don't know whether to be disappointed, or neutral, as that's what I should have expected of you.

W, Well, it is to be expected from a breast sommelier, isn't it? --But, what about you? I bet you have your own share of complaints about this entire thing, too! [ Like what if Bern's double comes... then what... ]

Of course I do. However, angrily voicing them is not going to help our situation.

... Lemme guess. Sit around and wait, right? That leaves a bad taste in my mouth...

Do you suggest doing something else? Charging recklessly will do nothing, and likely result in further punishments.



((Joint post with titties! Bern and Battler will reply separately, and Bern's tags will come from onethousandtruths.))

[When Ikaruga appears on the screen, she actually looks sincerely happy about something. It's not smugness or mild amusement, as she's normally inclined. No, she actually looks genuinely pleased about whatever she's about to announce.]

I am pleased to announce the upcoming opening of the New Moon school of arts. The classes offered will include literacy, poetry, music, dance, calligraphy, painting and drawing, theatre, swordsmanship, practical economics and business management.

[If it's occurred to her that swordsmanship, practical economics and business management don't really match the rest of the school's curriculum, she gives no indication.]

Students of all ages are welcome. I am also hiring for teachers. Each class will be offered at a beginner, intermediate and advanced level.

[There's a short pause as she decides to put one other offer out there.]

Should anyone be looking for someone to practice the art of the sword with rather than lessons, I am available for that as well.




(ooc: More information is available here, and Ikaruga's IC contact post is here.)

( for people interested in knowing about soushi's reaction to the mustache event )

Now, what was the best way to keep him from thinking too much about it? Clearly, it was to ask all of the citizens of Asgard an important question.]

Good afternon. I have an interesting matter to ask or discuss with everyone over the network. I apologize for my lack of timing. I am aware that many of you have other worries to attend to. Nevertheless, I do not believe I would be able to hold myself from asking for much longer from. I truly am curious to know. [That and he desperately needed something to keep his mind off the extra hair on his face that will not go away!]

Is there a specific place anyone enjoys to visit? It can be anywhere in Asgard. For any reason. As long as you enjoy to spend some time there to relax or simply enjoy the site. If so, would you use the area as a potential dating spot?

[Okay. Even he admits that his request sounds too obvious as he continues to read over his message, but he was curious to know. Dating spot or not. But just in case anyone gets any bright ideas.]

( Filtered to all of Ririchiyo's CR )

Thank you for your time.

[ooc: I promise to get to all tags first thing in the morning...or evening!]

[...You know, Senji usually isn't one to read much. Today he was set on reading this magazine of his, it was all about training and working out and little tips here and there. Even though he had been fighting for years, he still loved reading about this macho bullshit. He shifted in his seat and must have bumped his bracelet, because suddenly it's recording.

Seeing Senji read said magazine catches Battler's attention. Although this curious expression can't be seen. His voice can be suddenly heard over the audio feed. ] --Ahh? You know, I didn't know that they had magazines here, and in that case-- they have all sorts of other stuff to read too, I bet!

....Hah? [who dis bitch-.... oh it's Ange's brother, that idiotic pervert.] What're you talkin' about?

Come on, you know! Those kinds of magazines! The kind that a true man can appreciate!

Can't a guy appreciate some training.....?

Training and stuff like that can be pretty fun, sure... But, there's a lot more to life then that to begin with, isn't there?

Cheh... oh yeah, like what? [obviously he doesn't agree with that statement one bit.]

Hm? Like what? You know...! Being surrounded by woman-- but if you ask me, it's being surrounded by their breasts specifically that makes life worth living, ihihihihihi!
( cut for boobs )

[The video feed opens on a rather staged scene as Koizumi peers out the window, pointing it at the water in the streets, then smiles slightly at the bracelet.]

Good evening to everyone. I hope we're all doing all right despite the flooding. It's rather stagnant, isn't it? Those could be good conditions for mosquito breeding, so perhaps we'd better be careful to watch out for something like that.

Or perhaps the ecosystem here doesn't contain mosquitoes. Perhaps some of your worlds don't contain them either. If so, you might be lucky; it's been estimated that getting rid of certain breeds of mosquitoes might save as many as a million lives a year.

...But such subjects probably aren't interesting to everyone. The water's origin, on the other hand, is of more pressing concern. Where might it have originated? How far does it extend outside the city limits?

[A slight pause and a smile.] If it might be caused by the gods -- well, let's say there are rather well-known legends about gods causing extended floods in the form of punishment. Does anyone else have ideas or stories along these lines, perhaps?

[He shrugs.] Anything to occupy our minds while we're stuck like this, in any case.

[So when the strange new city you've been brought to is suddenly flooded with water, what's the logical course of action?

Find some inner tubes and go tubing, duh.

So the video turns on to show Yuuko leisurely reclining with an inner tube, and in a pretty interesting swimsuit because Yuuko doesn't care about showing off her goodies. Yuuko just looks very content and pleased when she addresses the network after a small, happy sigh.]

You would think that this water is poisoned with how some of you are reacting! There is good in just accepting some things as a blessing rather than a burden. After all, how often do you get to go tubing and enjoy the sights of a new city like this?

I'm glad that I had the idea to go looking for these tubes, since this is such a pleasant way to relax... At least these gods that brought us here know how to throw an interesting welcoming party. Though that's if you believe this is their doing, isn't it...?

[A small cooler full of beer starts to drift past the view of the camera behind Yuuko, but she has a sixth sense for beer and reaches back, picking out a bottle with a smile. She even winks to the camera, because she's getting her charming businesswoman self on]

But that said, if you'd like to join me in this relaxation, I have plenty of tubes to rent out for the day. Let's say, oh... A copper piece each? That sounds like a fair price. ♥

[She looks up toward a street sign, then back to the video with a smile] I seem to be drifting through the Sigyn district now, if you'd like to come join me, or even just go with your friends. You won't regret it~

((ooc: responses or action are welcome! and she really is renting out the inner tubes, so feel free to threadhop if you're tubing! They're pretty hard to steer, so you might run into someone new!))

I noticed a few new faces showing up on the bracelet and that and Sakura-chan's question made me think maybe it was time to put these out there again. Sorry for the long-timers -- I'll try and keep this short so there's as little repetition as possible!

Info on Asgard.
Sam-san's guide to the Gods and Powers.
Edmund-kun's summary of the situation here.
My own guide -- more detail than Edmund-kun's but it's incomplete!

We're working on a compilation of all three guides to make things easier, but for the moment you'll have to make do! Let us know what questions you have that aren't answered or that you'd like to see addressed -- Sena-neechan, the neighbours club is on the list, but you volunteered to do the write up, don't forget!

There's also a magic-centric guild for those interested in learning more about all sorts of magic. You can contact Aladdin-kun or Judal-san directly, or register with the guild here.

If you want to learn more about self-defence, try The Citadel. For using the powers that the gods gave us here, you want to listen out for a meeting of the Teacher's Council! That's when volunteers from each of the houses gather so you can ask questions and practice using your power with people who kind of know what they're doing. By the way, I'm one of the volunteers for Hel, so feel free to ask questions about Body Control.

Help Wanted!

- Making / Stocking Emergency Kits! We have two emergency kits for each Welcome Hall, and are gathering supplies to make more. The kits are free to anyone to use in an emergency situation and currently contain basic first aid supplies, canned food, torches, candles and space blankets. Seth-niichan and I are managing this project. We welcome donations of canned or packet food, cash or time, especially if you're someone with the power of drawing life!

- Volunteers with Healing Magic / Power Transfer / Damage Drain are always welcomed at the Hospital in Sigyn! Incidentally, the hospital blood bank is now available to Travellers who need blood to survive. Ask the lab staff for details!

- Musicians / Artists / Cooks / Anyone with experience in parties I have an idea I want to run by you! Please get in touch.

And that's all! It got long after all ... sorry! I'll try to do better next time.

[Filtered to Seth | Hijiri | Loewe ]

Movie night's off.

((ooc: replies may be slow as I am on slowatus/Conan's moping so please feel free to threadjack/mingle/all that good stuff.))

[ No greetings, or any attempt to be friendly and open today. She can't be bothered being polite today. However, even despite all the bitterness and anger directed in various directions, Hanako will turn the audio feed on and speak to the network, hours after Heimdall's announcement.

Her voice is quiet, and oddly cold even for someone as gentle as she is. ]

I would like to once again apologize sincerely to whoever ran into me during the... competition, and all the discomfort my reactions caused you. I was completely out of control, and I don't think there's still any excuse for what happened.

[ She feels like gagging at the mere mention of the 'competition' word, but she'll continue. ]

Our House apparently... won a considerable amount of gold. This is directed to all Sigyn members; what are you planning to do with all that? I am just curious.

[ Hanako waits a few seconds, then she'll click the feed off. Someone is obviously hurt and in need to talk with anyone. ]

[ oh, good day, asgard. is everyone having fun during the hug fest? hopefully no one is too upset to notice on their bracelets a peculiar view: it would seem two bodies are currently hugging one another. normal, right? well, if one takes a much closer look, then it would be easy to tell that one of them was wearing a dark colored shirt while a considerably shorter person was currently struggling to free themself from the other person's grip who just so happens to be the owner of the bracelet. the identities are currently unknown until one begins to speak, or rather began screaming.]

L-Let go of me!! Hey, are you even listening to me? Miketsukami-kun, I said release me..!! [ but, fine, if that’s the way you’re going to play it she’ll try and act cool... or calm. neither will end up working knowing these two. ] I suppose I can let your sudden clinginess pass since this is normal for you. H-However, you’re far too close you know...

[ an instant answer will not be given by Soushi as he continues to hold onto his master as closely and tightly as he can without harming his petite master. it almost felt as if he was trying to convey some sort of deep emotions towards her, but is unable to do so. with Ririchiyo reprimanding him, it now seems as if he was being his typical clingy servant self. at least, it would seem as so from his lack of words or apology. ]

...Ririchiyo-sama, you are far too kind and considerate of other's emotions. I am at a complete loss of words. It is difficult to determine if I should apologize for my current selfishness or prove my gratitude for your... [ No, he could not say "wasted". ] kindness towards a dog, one such as myself. [ there will be another slight pause as he continues to hold her, but after a few moments more, he finally says: ] The urge to hold you has gone to past, Ririchiyo-sama. I am ready to release you. Thank you very much for allowing it.

H-Hmph, I don’t see why you’re thanking me since I didn’t give the order to begin with. Should I say “You’re welcome”, even if that’s the case? If the urge to hold me has gone past, then I don’t see why you remain clinging onto me the way you are. Could it be that you don’t want to let go for some reason? How bold of you.

Not at all. [ another light pause, just to give room for the sparkles to begin to, well, sparkle. ] I would never dare dream of such a presumptuous thought. Yet the mere idea of being given such a chance to do so, I do admit, it will be a great honor....and a dream come true.

… … … [ give her a moment to let those words sink in before -- ] What kind of dreams do you have exactly?

It's quite simple, Ririchiyo-sama. [ wait, what is this? is Soushi actually going to give her an honest answer!? ] Do you not remember of the time where I made a promise to do everything in my power to not only protect my body, mind, and lifestyle, in order to remain better suited to serve you?

Of course I remember. Do you think that I’d forget those words? Heh, what a foolish thought. [ you can take that as a yes. ]

Dreams are also part of the equation, Ririchiyo-sama. [ in other words, even his dreams are Ririchiyo-sama-centric. ]

As if I’m going to believe an excuse like that-!! That would be implying that you dream o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o [ NOPE SHE CAN’T EVEN SAY IT. ]

That’s precisely what I am trying to convey to you. Even in my dreams, I am constantly protecting you as I believe it my duty as both your SS agent and dog goes beyond simply doing so in this reality, but in every single one. [ HERE COMES THE KICKED PUPPY DOG LOOK! ] Being unable to protect you so....would feel like an absolute failure on my part. If such a case would ever happen, then I....I have no right to be your dog!

[ OH NO SHE CAN’T HANDLE THE KICKED PUPPY EXPRESSION. which is why if she wasn’t clinging to him she would be trying to calm him down. ] No, you don’t have to go that far... No wait, how did we even get to this topic? Anyway, just hurry up and let go of me will you!?

Fufufu. Certainly. [ Soushi will slowly begin to unwrap his arms around his master’s petite form until.... ] …! [ he ….is having a difficult time removing his arms from their place. ] Oh. [ just to be entirely certain of the situation,, he will begin to lightly wiggle from his position. Once he was entirely certain of being unable to remove or even move his arms from her, he will finally announce: ] …Ririchiyo-sama, I would like to be given the chance to apologize to you. [ Even though he really does sound apologetic, he is currently smiling at his master ] It would seem I am unable to do as you wish...

That’s not reassuring at all!! [ with that said, the feed ends with a whack. it seems Ririchiyo has either (1) stolen Soushi’s bracelet or (2) hit his bracelet hand. yeah, the latter seems more likely. who knows~ ]

[ooc: yup, another soushi and ririchiyo silly joint post. ririchiyo is purple and soushi is silver. right now, i am going to head to bed, so i will tag everyone tomorrow. so yeah. everyone is going to be jumped by both characters. xD; ]

[The video feed opens to display the Freya common area in all it's glory. Two teenagers are sitting there looking into the camera. One is Hisao Nakai, the other is Roxy Lalonde.]

Hi, everyone. It's been a while since I posted anything on the network, I guess. But Roxy and I had a question - well, more of a request I suppose.

Who here dances? Or can give dancing lessons to be specific?

Like some ballroom stuff - waltzes. Maybe something a little faster paced? I can pay!

Salsa! I wanna learn how to Salsa too!

Salsa? OK! Um, anyway - If you'd be interested in teaching us, please reply to this post and we'll see if we can work something out. Thank you for your time in advance!

[They wave and the feed cuts.]

[OOC: So, if your character has relevant experience and a desire to teach, please reply! You will recieve replies from either or both Hisao and Roxy.]