[Asgard is treated to an unusual sight today! That sight being Orihime scowling at the camera feed, looking entirely pissed off. Wow, that's strange. It's almost like it's...not....Orihime at all....

...oh god.]

Goddamnit!

[Get ready for a brace of swearing in 3....2....1...]

I'm going to kill those bastards, I swear!

['Those bastards' being the gods, of course. Ichigo is NOT AMUSED.]

Why the hell am I-?! ...Alright, that's a stupid question.

[SO MUCH ANGRY HUFFING but he aims his glare at the camera]

How the hell do we go back to our normal bodies?! Don't tell me we have to wait like we did with the damned beards! I...I don't want to wait that long!

[Yes that's a blush because HOLY FUCK HE IS IN INOUE'S BODY he screamed so much when he woke up, let me tell you asgard.

But he's just going to continue staring at the feed until he finally turns it off with a 'Tch.']

((OOC: tags will come from holyfight!))

[Once upon a time in the Freya Welcome House, there's a shy girl who tends to be alone for the most part. Today, she mostly hiding her face with her hands. If one looks closer, it looks like there's something behind her hands that's on her face.

Also, she's actually sitting still on the middle of a slide and not sliding down at all. Nanase looks a little uncomfortable as she tries to move, but to no avail. Maybe her butt is glued to the slide. Who knows? She briefly removes her hands from her face and if you look fast enough before she lowers the camera upon realization, you can see that she's wearing a pair of these on her face. Forever judging...]

... I have a request. If anybody would listen...

[The voice starts off as meek and if you strain your ears, she sounds a little frustrated.]

Please don't use the slide in the Freya Welcome Hall from the fourth floor and above. [Or she will charm you to oblivion! ... Well, no not really.] And if somebody could give me a paper bag, I would really... appreciate it.

Thank you. [HOW DO YOU TURN THIS THING OOOFFFF--oh, there it is.]

[Video]

[The bracelet video cuts on, to an image of Cerebella looking restless, her chin in the palm of her hand with an elbow resting on a desk. She lets out a long, loud sigh, looking off to the side for a moment before re-focusing her attention on the bracelet video "camera" or whatever it is.]

Okay, I give up. I know I was put here to do something but...what am I supposed to do?? [Frustration tinges Cerebella's voice as she pulls herself off of her hand, twirling her hat on her finger in a seemingly unconscious habit.]

First, they gave me this weird power. Energy Transfer...what am I supposed to even do with that? If anyone needs some energy transferred, I'd really be happy to help, because I just want to feel like I'm doing something here. I'm not even sure what this power actually does, only a vague description of how to use it. So yea, seriously, if anyone needs some energy transferred or whatever I'm all set to do it.

Secondly...I already feel like my performances are getting pretty stale. I mean, I do it out on the street but I want to get more stuff to make it really spectacular! If anybody's got a paying job I can do I would really, really like to do it. I guess I could work in one of those shops the grey people have but...I really don't want to work for them.

It's not that I think they're bad, or anything! They're just...they're just such a drag to be around, you know?? That sounds really bad, doesn't it? I'm not trying to be mean, I promise!

UGH! Can I just...get something to do??

[Cerebella lets out one last growling/whining sort of noise. She's obviously frustrated, and she's reaching for some kind of help or guidance.]

I'm sorry, this is lame. But a circus performing star really starts to get frustrated when she doesn't know what to do.

Even if you just want to talk, I'm cool with that too! I just want something to do. I'm serious about wanting a job, though! I can't perform without income to help me!

I guess I'd better cut this off before I start rambling. Thanks for listening, and I hope to make all of your dreams come true some day!

[With a wink and a wave, Cerebella cuts the video feed.]

[There's an intense fiddling of the camera feed.] 

Hello? [fiddle-fiddle] Oh...dear gods, how do you work this damn thing? Do they seriously expect me to learn something like this so quickly? If they claim to know about me and my world, they'd know I can't grasp these human technologies well...

I wonder, am I supposed to just....[finger in the screen] poke this gemstone? Why would anyone make a communication device out of a piece of jewelry...?

[the feed finally settles into proper view] Wonderful...I think I have it. Can anyone see this?

[She smiles sweetly, but her words carry a dangerous undertone] This has probably been asked many, many times, but if there is a way to return home, I'd appreciate being let in on it. I have very important duties to attend to.

Possibly life shattering, impending-doom-of-the-world duties. I realize I should be extremely grateful for, ah, being given the opportunity to help make this dank world flourish with my talent, but I fear my own duties are more important.

Alright? Alright! Thanks so much. [and that may be the most sinister smile you have ever seen]

[She thinks she's cut off the video feed. Nope.]

Honestly. This so ridiculous. What a bunch of amateurs.

Yyyyyo.

[it's a new video entry everybody! and it seems to be the home of what is perhaps the most disdainful looking guy a percentage of the population may ever have seen

he's staring directly into the feed, bigass browtats furrowed and mouth a displeased line

i'm annoyed

ugh



u g h

ugh]

So I got a question for ya. 'You' bein' anybody listening. That's right, you. Yyyyeah, you heard me. Ain't no turnin' back now, you're involved.

( renji please shut up ooc cut for alright enough already )


Name's Abarai, case you need it. Lookin' forward to hearin' from ya.