1st Dance

[yukionna]

[There's an intense fiddling of the camera feed.] 

Hello? [fiddle-fiddle] Oh...dear gods, how do you work this damn thing? Do they seriously expect me to learn something like this so quickly? If they claim to know about me and my world, they'd know I can't grasp these human technologies well...

I wonder, am I supposed to just....[finger in the screen] poke this gemstone? Why would anyone make a communication device out of a piece of jewelry...?

[the feed finally settles into proper view] Wonderful...I think I have it. Can anyone see this?

[She smiles sweetly, but her words carry a dangerous undertone] This has probably been asked many, many times, but if there is a way to return home, I'd appreciate being let in on it. I have very important duties to attend to.

Possibly life shattering, impending-doom-of-the-world duties. I realize I should be extremely grateful for, ah, being given the opportunity to help make this dank world flourish with my talent, but I fear my own duties are more important.

Alright? Alright! Thanks so much. [and that may be the most sinister smile you have ever seen]

[She thinks she's cut off the video feed. Nope.]

Honestly. This so ridiculous. What a bunch of amateurs.

Comments

1/??? SCREAMS SO MUCH

[suppressthedark]

[Oh for the love of-]

2/???

[suppressthedark]

[Renji AND Rukia in the same day??

This is-This is just-]

3/???

[suppressthedark]

[....It's typical, That's what it is.

Seriously.]

3/???

[suppressthedark]

[But you know what? Fuck it. Two of his Nakama are here, and even though he's worried about the whole gods doing terrible things to them? He's so glad they're here.

Rukia, best bro. He's missed you.]

4/4 Video;

[suppressthedark]

[So he'll just-uh wait a sec her hair is...weird....

Wasn't it shorter-

...time shenanigans. Has to be.]

Video's still on, Rukia.

1/??? MAN IDK

[yukionna]

[...........................oh]

[magical_amber]

Ah, the camera is still on Miss.

1/2

[yukionna]

[................shit]

[yukionna]

A-Ah, thank you for informing me!

[abarais]

Oi, Rukia.

Your she-devil's showin'.

[yukionna]

[Oh. If Ichigo's here then it's not really a shock that Renji is.]

She-devil?! How insulting!

[video]

[badluckdelivery]

Well aren't you sassy.

[yukionna]

I-I'm merely frustrated with this recent turn of events!

video

[holyfight]

Hi Kuchiki-san!

[yeah, she is kind of already used to Rukia :'D]

Renji-kun got here a little earlier today! Have you seen Kurosaki-kun yet?

[yukionna]

[?!]

Oh. Inoue.

[A pause.] Yes, I've spoken with them both.

video

[befriend]

[... Ash is just very confused at all of this.]

I don't think anyone knows how to get home just yet.

[yukionna]

...as expected. Wonderful.

voice;

[takebow]

... You've got quite a message style.

[yukionna]

I merely try to get my point across as properly as I can. [No use trying to be cutesy and polite anymore...]

video;

[suchpersistence]

[Important impending-doom-of-the-world duties, hm? Mitsuru can empathise with that, although she had at least been relieved of those duties before she had arrived in Asgard.]

Unfortunately, a way to intentionally return home has yet to be uncovered. [A beat, then carefully:]

The fate of your world... is that a weight you wear alone?

[yukionna]

I'll keep it in mind.

[A frown.]

No. But it would seem most of my allies are here regardless.

video.

[respectus]

... might wanna cut the feed before you badmouth people.

[yukionna]

I'm not good with modern living-world technology. [Huff huff AS IF THAT'S THE PERFECT EXCUSE.]

audio;

[sicarius]

...Piccina, the video is still recording.

[LMAO WHY... ARE YOU FIDDLING WITH IT THAT WAY GIRL HERE LET THE RENAISSANCE MAN SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.]

I will admit it takes some time to get used to, but once that is done, everything else becomes very easy.

[yukionna]

I-I've realized that by now!

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