yukionna: (❄ oh golly oh gee)
朽木ルキア ( rukia kuchiki ) ([personal profile] yukionna) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-07-16 07:58 pm

1st Dance

[There's an intense fiddling of the camera feed.

Hello? [fiddle-fiddle] Oh...dear gods, how do you work this damn thing? Do they seriously expect me to learn something like this so quickly? If they claim to know about me and my world, they'd know I can't grasp these human technologies well...

I wonder, am I supposed to just....[finger in the screen] poke this gemstone? Why would anyone make a communication device out of a piece of jewelry...?

[the feed finally settles into proper view] Wonderful...I think I have it. Can anyone see this?

[She smiles sweetly, but her words carry a dangerous undertone] This has probably been asked many, many times, but if there is a way to return home, I'd appreciate being let in on it. I have very important duties to attend to.

Possibly life shattering, impending-doom-of-the-world duties. I realize I should be extremely grateful for, ah, being given the opportunity to help make this dank world flourish with my talent, but I fear my own duties are more important.

Alright? Alright! Thanks so much. [and that may be the most sinister smile you have ever seen]

[She thinks she's cut off the video feed. Nope.]

Honestly. This so ridiculous. What a bunch of amateurs.
abarais: (Loneliness disappears)

[personal profile] abarais 2012-07-17 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, if y'kept me around to be nice to ya I'd o'been out on my ass decades ago.

[GOOD TO KNOW YOU'RE EXCITED TO SEE ME >(]

Just figured you'd wanna keep it under wraps, is all. The truth shows a dark, dark side o'ya.

[punishment: i'm not going to shut up]
Edited 2012-07-17 16:01 (UTC)
abarais: (i'm looking down at you)

[personal profile] abarais 2012-07-21 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[sssssnorts]

What would you do without me, ah?

[(i'm glad you're here)]
abarais: (don't step on my shadow)

1/3

[personal profile] abarais 2012-07-22 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[oh great QUICK DEFLECT DEFLECT falling down a hole in the floor's not a very graceful answer let's avoid looking like an idiot shall we]
abarais: (A drama that`s driving through)

[personal profile] abarais 2012-07-22 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[oh wait i don't actually have to tell her that part]
abarais: (come back to me)

[personal profile] abarais 2012-07-22 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
We were in Las Noches, on our way to rescuin' Inoue.

[look at yourself man you're a champion]

[it also probably wouldn't be a bad idea to stop grinning like a smug idiot]
abarais: (Ideas press down)

[personal profile] abarais 2012-07-22 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[WOW RUDE WHAT THE HELL RUKIA]

Ah? Quit laughin'! What is it with everyone an' tellin' me I'm slow today?! Jus' 'cause m'not quite up to speed doesn't mean ya gotta go laughin' at my expense, y'know!
abarais: (I do it twice)

[personal profile] abarais 2012-07-22 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME]

Oh, hey, sure. Havin' a whole new world find out you're a crazy lady's gotta wear you out a little.

[leave me aloooonnneeee stop being so mmmeeeaaaaannn]