朽木ルキア ( rukia kuchiki ) (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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asgardeventide2012-07-16 07:58 pm
yukionna) wrote in asgardeventide2012-07-16 07:58 pm
1st Dance
[There's an intense fiddling of the camera feed.]
Hello? [fiddle-fiddle] Oh...dear gods, how do you work this damn thing? Do they seriously expect me to learn something like this so quickly? If they claim to know about me and my world, they'd know I can't grasp these human technologies well...
I wonder, am I supposed to just....[finger in the screen] poke this gemstone? Why would anyone make a communication device out of a piece of jewelry...?
[the feed finally settles into proper view] Wonderful...I think I have it. Can anyone see this?
[She smiles sweetly, but her words carry a dangerous undertone] This has probably been asked many, many times, but if there is a way to return home, I'd appreciate being let in on it. I have very important duties to attend to.
Possibly life shattering, impending-doom-of-the-world duties. I realize I should be extremely grateful for, ah, being given the opportunity to help make this dank world flourish with my talent, but I fear my own duties are more important.
Alright? Alright! Thanks so much. [and that may be the most sinister smile you have ever seen]
[She thinks she's cut off the video feed. Nope.]
Honestly. This so ridiculous. What a bunch of amateurs.
Hello? [fiddle-fiddle] Oh...dear gods, how do you work this damn thing? Do they seriously expect me to learn something like this so quickly? If they claim to know about me and my world, they'd know I can't grasp these human technologies well...
I wonder, am I supposed to just....[finger in the screen] poke this gemstone? Why would anyone make a communication device out of a piece of jewelry...?
[the feed finally settles into proper view] Wonderful...I think I have it. Can anyone see this?
[She smiles sweetly, but her words carry a dangerous undertone] This has probably been asked many, many times, but if there is a way to return home, I'd appreciate being let in on it. I have very important duties to attend to.
Possibly life shattering, impending-doom-of-the-world duties. I realize I should be extremely grateful for, ah, being given the opportunity to help make this dank world flourish with my talent, but I fear my own duties are more important.
Alright? Alright! Thanks so much. [and that may be the most sinister smile you have ever seen]
[She thinks she's cut off the video feed. Nope.]
Honestly. This so ridiculous. What a bunch of amateurs.
wow rude a bowl cut she is not rock lee, dude
Sputtering sputtering SOMEHOW THIS IS MORE HEINOUS THAN THE FIRST PART]
A BOWL CUT? I would never wear a bowl cut! Now I know you're just making this up!
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[GODDAMNIT RUKIA WHY YOU MAKE THIS SO HARD]
I don't know what you'd call it! I'm not some kind of hair stylist, but it's a hell of a lot shorter than what you've got right now!
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Well, you don't need to call it a bowl cut!
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Seventeen months, then? What did you do, go around beating up delinquents during your down time?
[ t o t a l l y not realizing this would mean he lost his spiritual power, too...]
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You're really damned close.]
...Kinda.
[GUH SHUT UP OKAY THEY STARTED IT]
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[...yep looking away]
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[YOU DID IN THE END but yeah, that's why.]
1/3 i think
2/3
OH.
So.
That's what he meant.
Whelp, this sobers things up. All sarcasm and joking fades from her voice, and her face virtually drains of color.]
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[Except she doesn't know what else to say, so her sentence drifts off.]
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[He shrugs.]
To take down Aizen, I had to give them up. I got them back in the end, so it's not a big deal.
[And then they were taken again.
...Yep.]