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[suppressthedark]

[Asgard is treated to an unusual sight today! That sight being Orihime scowling at the camera feed, looking entirely pissed off. Wow, that's strange. It's almost like it's...not....Orihime at all....

...oh god.]

Goddamnit!

[Get ready for a brace of swearing in 3....2....1...]

I'm going to kill those bastards, I swear!

['Those bastards' being the gods, of course. Ichigo is NOT AMUSED.]

Why the hell am I-?! ...Alright, that's a stupid question.

[SO MUCH ANGRY HUFFING but he aims his glare at the camera]

How the hell do we go back to our normal bodies?! Don't tell me we have to wait like we did with the damned beards! I...I don't want to wait that long!

[Yes that's a blush because HOLY FUCK HE IS IN INOUE'S BODY he screamed so much when he woke up, let me tell you asgard.

But he's just going to continue staring at the feed until he finally turns it off with a 'Tch.']

((OOC: tags will come from holyfight!))

Comments

[video]

[twin_armageddons]

[Sup Ichigo, Roxy here.]

Holy fuck I never thought I'd hear wordth like that coming out of her mouth.

[video]

[holyfight]

[....WHOOPS....]

....I'm frustrated, that's all.

[video]

[twin_armageddons]

I know what you mean.

Tho Ichigo- it ith Ichigo in there right? That meanth Orihime'th in yourth...
Oh my god I have to go find her and athk her what it'th like, haha.

[snowandglass]

[....oh. Oh my god laughing her ass off over here.]

Having a tough time there?

[holyfight]

Shut up!

[THIS FEELING...IS IT....COULD IT BE??]

...You're Rukia, aren't you.

[snowandglass]

Spot on. For a second there, I was afraid you'd be like Renji and think it was a lousy prank.

[video]

[whatagoodgirl]

I had to wait a week that time I was turned into a boy. We can only hope it's not that long.

[video]

[holyfight]

Turned into a-

[Ping]

Nakama?

Video

[badluckdelivery]

I wish I could tell you to chill, but it'd be hypocritical of me.

Video

[holyfight]

[GRR IT'S THAT ONE GIRL

Hey wait she seems

different]

Yeah?

vidya

[suppressthedark]

I-It's not that bad being me, is it?

I mean, I kind of like being in your body! My head feels so much lighter, and I'm stronger, and I don't have anything on my chest!

[well, I guess she just answered her own question]

Oh.

[holyfight]

[Oh sweet jesus this is awkward.]

N-No! There's nothing wrong with it!

[THIS IS HIM BUT IT'S INOUE AND OH GOD HIS HEAD HURTS???]

I-I mean...

[holyfight]

You're...You're really okay with it?

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[stungun]

Don't abuse her cute body like that.

[ does that mean orihime has to suffer in his body?!

poor inoue... ]

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[holyfight]

[Ugh hey shut up she likes being him]

I'm not!

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[abarais]

[wow since his earlier encounter with a certain someone and her fishtrolly bodyswap he's learned to pay full attention to all the evidence and h e h

h e h

it's pretty weird to see "inoue" cursing like a sailor, but...]

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[abarais]

Hope you're keepin' it PG over there.

[burntviolet]

...

[ You know what she's not even surprised anymore ok. ]

The beard curse was only one day long, Kurosaki-kun.

[holyfight]

Still! This is....It's just-!

[UWAAAH HE WANTS HIS BODY BACK< NOW]

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[piplups]

[ICHIGO SHE UNDERSTANDS YOUR FRUSTRATIONS BUT...]

E-- Eh? Don't say those icky icky words in Orihime-chan's body!

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[holyfight]

What?

[No really, what]

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[canmakemore]

[Hey look it's Ezio.

Okay no it's actually Caterina in Ezio's body but she is totally going to pretend to be Ezio. Because hilarity.

So yes Ezio is grinning. A lot.]

Think of it as a learning experience, amico.

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[meatcenter]

[HI THERE ICHIGO, Chie can totally sympathize with you.]

... It's so weird hearing that from Orihime-chan.

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[moodwing]

[ dammit kurosaki. ]

Hey now! You're putting dirty words in a girl's mouth here, you know?

voice

[playerkills]

You think you're the only one with a problem? I woke up with a - a thing dangling from in between my legs! You try living with that!