Ehe...hehe...ahahahahahahaha!

[Good day Asgard, today you get to see a feed of one (1) albino weirdo laughing like a maniac. He doesn't seem to realize the feed is on...]

It's quiet! It's quiet it'squietit'squiet it's finally quiet! No voices since I was in the castle, nothing nothing nothing! Even if 99% of the population was grey, I should be able to hear the remaining 1% and I get nothing. Ah, maybe I died and this is heaven, though I'm pretty sure I should be at the river instead --

[...A-at least he sounds very happy? Ecstatic, even. If you are some poor unfortunate soul passing by in Hel district you might have even got a surprise hug from the weirdo out of sheer joy.]

To add color to this colorless world, is that right? Ah, that is but a rhetorical question so don't go out of your way to answer it. ^_^;;; I do have but one real question, though. Does anyone know where I could download some crossword puzzles for my phone, this bracelet, or where I could purchase a book of them?

[A beat.]

Also, those maids are surprisingly durable. Such a mystery. ^o^!!!

[the video feed switches on to show a very irritated young man with red eyes and white hair, perhaps fighting with the device to get it to work. he seems impatient with it, at best.]

—ce of shit—

[the feed ends, but a text message follows shortly after.]
FSKJHFkjshkdjahdlhLFSk
motehersdksfuskcnkasbdo
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someone just point me to the fastest way out

[this is followed by an edit a moment later.]

anyone seen a blonde girl with white wings? her name's nill