[ Okay, so Holmes and Watson are interested in acquiring Paid Housing. They're in need of a flatmate to share expenses. Feel free to troll/not answer the application. ]
In need of a third person to share better accommodations between an eligible bachelor and his esteemed friend.
Applicant must:
- enjoy the sounds of the violin
- have no objections to the smell of tobacco and chemicals
- be willing to partake in a 'barter' system between fellow housemates.
- good conversationalist is a bonus, but not a necessity. you're here to help us pay rent, not be our friend.
- be tolerant of those who keep late hours.
- Not touch anything owned by esteemed friend.
Please fill in the 'form' - as they say - below to be considered.
Your patronage is obliged.
In need of a third person to share better accommodations between an eligible bachelor and his esteemed friend.
Applicant must:
- enjoy the sounds of the violin
- have no objections to the smell of tobacco and chemicals
- be willing to partake in a 'barter' system between fellow housemates.
- good conversationalist is a bonus, but not a necessity. you're here to help us pay rent, not be our friend.
- be tolerant of those who keep late hours.
- Not touch anything owned by esteemed friend.
Please fill in the 'form' - as they say - below to be considered.
Your patronage is obliged.
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