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[ex_outofcontrol435]

[It's the Candle Cavern again, and here's Pyro with a message for you all. But this time, he doesn't look disdainful or angry - in fact, he looks somewhat uneasy, like he's standing on a precipice with toes curled around the edge and only one step away from changing everything.]

I know what you all think of me. I'm used to it.

[The beginning of a challenge? No, his voice softens to match his expression.]

But everyone faces a choice at least once in their lives where there's no other answer but doing the right thing. And yeah, even I can do that.

[And now he stares out earnestly, almost vulnerably.]

Euri... will you marry me?

[More out of character confessions! Is it another curse, or is this one for real? Break out the popcorn, folks. It'll be fun either way.]

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[holyfight]

[Here Pyro, have a small round of applause]

That's very brave of you! Good luck!

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

[That's... not the first reaction he was expecting. But he's got his suspicions that she's not the sharpest tool in the shed.]

It's just right. Every kid deserves to have parents.

[He looks appropriately solemn, even though laughter keeps bubbling up precariously at the base of his throat.]

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[veneficus]

[ no she has to ask. It's not like she judges or anything.

Ok she kinda is. ]

Are you on the cider?

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

[When it becomes obvious that he's not going to be able to stifle his laughter at that response, he quickly sets it to private and smirks at her.]

Keep watching. You'll get it eventually, and it should be good.

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[forgetforgive]

[ Normally, Nina would balk at this post, from what Euri's told her. But since she's cursed right now... ]

How wonderful! Good luck!

[ They must have resolved their differences, just as she and Nick did! ]

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

Yeah, thanks.

So. You're Nick's girl now, huh? [Colour him as dubious as ever, but he figures he'll check to see how the other side of the equation feels about it.]

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[supurrior]

[Since Kuroneko has never seen Kaz before, she wonders if this was the demon that Euri was talking about for so long...if he was, Kuroneko would admit she was a bit disappointed at not being able to carry out her amazing get-together plan, but this still works.]

Would you be her familiar?

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

Her what now?

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[parasiteye]

--Excuse me? [ WHOA WHAT NOW, EURI ALREADY ASKED HIM WHO THE FUCK IS THIS DOUCHER 8|||||| ]

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[fluturi]

What, really?

[WELL NOW THIS IS NEWS]

Um...lucky you? Huh, I didn't know Euri even knew you.

I didn't even know you were the marrying type.

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

Some things are more important than what type you are, man. A kid needs their parents.

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[secondborn]

[Well color him completely shocked.

He stares, visibly stunned, before closing his eyes, rubbing his face, and looking up again.]

I'm sorry, what?

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

[Two for the price of one. This day gets better by the minute.]

You heard me. This is more important than my pride. There's another life involved, and I'm not deserting it.

audio 1/let's see where the wind takes us

[occulthymns]

Huh?

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[occulthymns]

... Huh?

[occulthymns]

[And then there is

just

silence.]

[occulthymns]

[As Euri slowly grows more and more horrified.]

[occulthymns]

[Until it completely and utterly sinks in.]

[occulthymns]

[Then, after a bit more silence, she lets out a horrific, ear-piercing]

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[samantha_grey]

...

I don't want to hear another damned word about Eridan. Got that?

Do I dare ask you what the hell this is about?

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

Calling a bluff. You know me better than that, Sam.

[Not Here]

[key_illusion]

[Gods, what are you doing?

Just noooooooooope.]

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[trinitylimit]

Euri?!

[Oh god, what is going on here.]

Why would she marry you?

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

[She's already confessed to everything, so he just waves a weary hand.]

Show's over, kid. Go home.

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[likethelight]

[ ... ]

[ ............................. ]

[ THIS IS HIGHLY PERSONAL. SO HIGHLY PERSONAL. But.

No. ]

...Pardon?

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

I got what I wanted out of this. You're too late to see the fireworks firsthand, but rewind a little and you'll figure it out.

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[burping]

I suppose that's very romantic.

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

You find shotgun weddings romantic?

[Just teasing whoever answers now, because he's gotten what he wanted and he's on a bit of a high from it.]

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[talking_dead]

[Mun finally got his acc paid again.

Just this face, Pyro.]

...Uh, are you feeling okay, Pyro? [He remembers the head-smoking incident, but maybe all that smoke really did cause him brain damage because this seems out of line for him.]

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

It's grown-up stuff, freak. Just a little game that I had to win. Forget about it.