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[ffuckoff]

[Fiona is sitting at home, on her bed, hair tied back in a loose pony tail. She's wearing a simple T-shirt. Altogether, she looks casual, comfortable and like a real go-getter! What a coincidence, what with that being her intention and all.]

Hey! This is Sigyn house. [She moves the camera around, so it gets a good view of her room: clean, neat, organized.] I'm sick of living here anymore. But I need you [she points directly into the camera] to help me out.

I have enough saved up to rent out a place, but I need roommates. I'd prefer an actual house, but I'm good with apartments and condos, whatever. Anything that doesn't have those giant rats crawling around outside-- have you seen 'em? Pink, with the huge ears?-- in the walls is basically great.

I'm clean- [she lets the camera get a good look at the neat and orderly room around her again] and sane. You won't even have to see me too much, I work most of the day as a secretary. I don't have any infectious diseases, and I can mix drinks. Call me. Fiona Gallagher, Sigyn house.

[Still cheery, she waves at the camera, if a little... can waves be sarcastic? If so, this one was. And then, affecting a slightly more serious tone and posture, she says:] On a totally unrelated note, does anybody around here know anything about exorcisms, or demonic possession, that sort of thing? This is on school business, don't worry, my head's not gonna start spinning around. Gimme a head's up if you have any experience in that area; I might have a job for you. Just, y'know, contact me over the network, and watch out for any real big flights of stairs.

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[gayagenda]

Ignoring that last part, are you interested in rooming with three really hot musicians? [She'll give Sam credit for it for once, if only because it makes the line delivery more interesting.] And yeah, I know you said to contact you in private, but hey, why not here? It's easy.

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[ffuckoff]

I mostly meant the contact-in-private part for if you're in the demon business. Anyway, I could deal with three hot musicians, as long as you don't need a fourth. Who are they?

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[averagemedium]

Might be able to help with that last bit, depending on how broad 'that kind of thing' is?

I mean, not so much with the demonic kind, but I've got some experience with possession if that's not the only kind of help you're looking for.

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[ffuckoff]

Hey, beggars can't be choosers. It's for a girl who apparently has a demon in her head. I need you to figure out if that's true, for one, and two, help her with... whatever she needs. I dunno, I'm not exactly an expert in the field.

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[airborn]

There was a girl who said she came from a school for possessed girls.

Why are you asking?

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[ffuckoff]

Because she asked me to find somebody to help her keep up with her training?

Why are you asking? [It's said with a playful smile, the kind best used for joking around with kids.]

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[failassassin]

Demons don't exist-don't they?

[HOW LITTLE YOU KNOW.]

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[ffuckoff]

After this place, I believe in basically everything short of free meals.

( threadjacking part two )

[emulation]

They definitely do, mister. I'm possessed by one.

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[beforethewar]

[Eight grins teasingly.]

How many roommates are you looking for?

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[ffuckoff]

[Fiona is teasing right back.]

Like... three? More than four and I'd end up cleaning up after them. [That's just how the world works.]

[bestestfurrend]

There are houses here with squeakbeasts in the walls? [Wow, think of all the hunting she'd have been able to do, why does she not have a house like this.]

[ffuckoff]

...Just a word of advice, when you get back to wherever you're from, if somebody mentions the 'intercity'? Don't... go there.

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[granddevil]

I have a lot of experience. [ King of demons, right here ]

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[ffuckoff]

Great. Can you tell me what sort of experience you got? Like, short of references and a resume.

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[larps]

I have some knowledge of the hellish and monstrous. But if I can't tell you how to get a pea soup stain out of your carpet, I know a couple of guys can.

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[ffuckoff]

Eh, it's okay, I don't even like pea soup. I dunno if she wants to get the thing out so much as... learn... stuff with it. I'm not exactly an expert in this field.

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[zen_en_vert]

I wish I could help, but I'm afraid I don't really know about either. Unless having seen too many horror movies qualifies me, which I sincerely hope it doesn't.

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[ffuckoff]

Yeah, I'm kind of hoping my extensive knowledge of the Saw Trilogy doesn't make me an expert in any field, here.

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[proudofwhatiam]

What on earth are we teaching that requires knowledge of demonic possession?

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[ffuckoff]

Oh, nothing like that. It's for a kid who's apparently got a demon in her, and she asked me to find out if there was anyone who'd tutor her.

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[feathery]

stairs are the real enemy of asgard
its about time someone warned us about them

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[ffuckoff]

Yeah, that's me, full of sage wisdom. Stairs and those goddamn giants, watch the fuck out.

[bonnypiperlad]

Well, unless you're planning on moving in with us, I'll not be able to offer anything in terms of a room-mate, I'm afraid.

[He's pretty sure she's not going to, but at the same time, he knows she's friends with Eight, and friends of the Doctor mean there's always that possibility. It tends to happen with them.]

But once ye find someone? If ye need help moving your stuff over there, let me know. Least I could do is come lend ye a hand.

[ffuckoff]

I don't got much stuff, but I can always use a hand. I think I gotta buy a new bed if I move anywhere, and lemme tell you, I ain't the bed-moving type.