Fiona Gallagher (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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asgardeventide2014-01-26 10:45 pm
ffuckoff) wrote in asgardeventide2014-01-26 10:45 pm
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$3 | Video.
[Fiona is sitting at home, on her bed, hair tied back in a loose pony tail. She's wearing a simple T-shirt. Altogether, she looks casual, comfortable and like a real go-getter! What a coincidence, what with that being her intention and all.]
Hey! This is Sigyn house. [She moves the camera around, so it gets a good view of her room: clean, neat, organized.] I'm sick of living here anymore. But I need you [she points directly into the camera] to help me out.
I have enough saved up to rent out a place, but I need roommates. I'd prefer an actual house, but I'm good with apartments and condos, whatever. Anything that doesn't have those giant rats crawling around outside-- have you seen 'em? Pink, with the huge ears?-- in the walls is basically great.
I'm clean- [she lets the camera get a good look at the neat and orderly room around her again] and sane. You won't even have to see me too much, I work most of the day as a secretary. I don't have any infectious diseases, and I can mix drinks. Call me. Fiona Gallagher, Sigyn house.
[Still cheery, she waves at the camera, if a little... can waves be sarcastic? If so, this one was. And then, affecting a slightly more serious tone and posture, she says:] On a totally unrelated note, does anybody around here know anything about exorcisms, or demonic possession, that sort of thing? This is on school business, don't worry, my head's not gonna start spinning around. Gimme a head's up if you have any experience in that area; I might have a job for you. Just, y'know, contact me over the network, and watch out for any real big flights of stairs.
Hey! This is Sigyn house. [She moves the camera around, so it gets a good view of her room: clean, neat, organized.] I'm sick of living here anymore. But I need you [she points directly into the camera] to help me out.
I have enough saved up to rent out a place, but I need roommates. I'd prefer an actual house, but I'm good with apartments and condos, whatever. Anything that doesn't have those giant rats crawling around outside-- have you seen 'em? Pink, with the huge ears?-- in the walls is basically great.
I'm clean- [she lets the camera get a good look at the neat and orderly room around her again] and sane. You won't even have to see me too much, I work most of the day as a secretary. I don't have any infectious diseases, and I can mix drinks. Call me. Fiona Gallagher, Sigyn house.
[Still cheery, she waves at the camera, if a little... can waves be sarcastic? If so, this one was. And then, affecting a slightly more serious tone and posture, she says:] On a totally unrelated note, does anybody around here know anything about exorcisms, or demonic possession, that sort of thing? This is on school business, don't worry, my head's not gonna start spinning around. Gimme a head's up if you have any experience in that area; I might have a job for you. Just, y'know, contact me over the network, and watch out for any real big flights of stairs.
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[He's not entirely certain he heard that correctly, and he gives her a look of confusion - one that quickly vanishes as he realizes what he's said.]
No! I meant...och. Aye, I suppose I just did offer to come help ye with that.
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Don't worry, I'm not one of those girls who feel like they've gotta drag people out with 'em when they go do anything interesting. Not that bed shopping's really that interesting to begin with. You're saved.
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Look, Fiona, I said I'd help ye move and I meant it. If that means ye need someone to go with ye to help carry things around, I'm willing to do that too. As long as ye don't decide to go clothes shopping on top of that, it's fine.
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[She laughs.] I gotcha, don't worry. I won't ask you your opinion on kitten heels versus stilettos.
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[And other things, too, but he's not actually going to come out and say that part.]
Especially if you've got some of those...those things ye mentioned were shoes, right?
[He's pretty sure they're shoes, anyway, although he's not entirely sure why something would be called a 'kitten heel'.]
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Tell me they've got heels in Scotland?
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[And he's just going to give Fiona a look that says 'Don't be daft'.]
Just not so much back in my time. At least not unless ye were in one of the cities and could afford fancy shoes, and I'd never heard of them called by either of those names. I am from a few hundred years before ye are, remember?