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asgardeventide2013-02-10 06:23 pm
chronologistics) wrote in asgardeventide2013-02-10 06:23 pm
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man ive been in some pretty shitty dream bubbles
but this one takes the shitty cake of shitty cakes
like one of those five tier shitty cakes that dont even look like shitty cakes
just five tiers of something that looks like it crawled out of roses crazy fanfic wizard porn
tentacles and beards and
little crystal balls and sprinkles that are really supposed to be sparkles
but just looks like someone needed to use all the sprinkles before they went bad
because they couldnt afford to waste the 5 bucks they spent on the jar or something
so they were like hey lets make this shit sparkle
and dumped them all over the place
can sprinkles even go bad??
whatever its cool
im game
not like i have anything else better to do than to ride a meteor for three fucking years
surrounded by a bunch of tools and sistertraps experimenting with spacewizard booze
speaking of sistertraps
and her crazy fanfic wizard porn
where the fuck are you drunky??
man i told you
shouldve slept that shit off
shouldve rescheduled your date
oh my god im going to have to come find you arent i
find you and then find that nice pile of suitably soft objects i was talking about for you to sleep in
fyi if you puke on my cape
im pretty much going to be forced to fly off the handle
which sucks because i dont see any fucking handles to fly off of
anyway i guess if this is going to be a thing
and were going to be making this happen
sup freyr
you ready for this??
[Man, I've been in some pretty shitty dream bubbles...
... but this one takes the shitty cake of shitty cakes.
Like one of those five-tier shitty cakes that don't even look like shitty cakes.
Just five tiers of something that looks like it crawled out of Rose's crazy fanfic wizard porn,
Tentacles, beards,
and little crystal balls and sprinkles that are actually really supposed to be sparkles,
but it just looks like someone needed to use all the sprinkles before they went bad
because they couldn't afford to waste the 5 bucks they spent on the jar or something.
So they were like, "Hey let's make this shit sparkle!"
and dumped them all over the place.
Can sprinkles even go bad?
Whatever, it's cool.
I'm game.
Not like I have anything else better to do than to ride a meteor for three fucking years,
surrounded by a bunch of tools and sistertraps experimenting with spacewizard booze.
Speaking of sistertraps,
and her crazy fanfic wizard porn,
where the fuck are you, Drunky?
Man, I told you,
Should've slept that shit off.
Should've rescheduled your date.
Oh my god, I'm going to have to come find you. aren't I?
Find you, and then find that nice pile of suitably soft objects I was talking about for you to sleep in.
FYI, if you puke on my cape,
I'm pretty much going to be forced to fly off the handle.
Which sucks, because I don't see any fucking handles to fly off of.
Anyway, I guess if this is going to be a thing,
and we're going to be making this happen,
sup Freyr.
You ready for this?]
but this one takes the shitty cake of shitty cakes
like one of those five tier shitty cakes that dont even look like shitty cakes
just five tiers of something that looks like it crawled out of roses crazy fanfic wizard porn
tentacles and beards and
little crystal balls and sprinkles that are really supposed to be sparkles
but just looks like someone needed to use all the sprinkles before they went bad
because they couldnt afford to waste the 5 bucks they spent on the jar or something
so they were like hey lets make this shit sparkle
and dumped them all over the place
can sprinkles even go bad??
whatever its cool
im game
not like i have anything else better to do than to ride a meteor for three fucking years
surrounded by a bunch of tools and sistertraps experimenting with spacewizard booze
speaking of sistertraps
and her crazy fanfic wizard porn
where the fuck are you drunky??
man i told you
shouldve slept that shit off
shouldve rescheduled your date
oh my god im going to have to come find you arent i
find you and then find that nice pile of suitably soft objects i was talking about for you to sleep in
fyi if you puke on my cape
im pretty much going to be forced to fly off the handle
which sucks because i dont see any fucking handles to fly off of
anyway i guess if this is going to be a thing
and were going to be making this happen
sup freyr
you ready for this??
[Man, I've been in some pretty shitty dream bubbles...
... but this one takes the shitty cake of shitty cakes.
Like one of those five-tier shitty cakes that don't even look like shitty cakes.
Just five tiers of something that looks like it crawled out of Rose's crazy fanfic wizard porn,
Tentacles, beards,
and little crystal balls and sprinkles that are actually really supposed to be sparkles,
but it just looks like someone needed to use all the sprinkles before they went bad
because they couldn't afford to waste the 5 bucks they spent on the jar or something.
So they were like, "Hey let's make this shit sparkle!"
and dumped them all over the place.
Can sprinkles even go bad?
Whatever, it's cool.
I'm game.
Not like I have anything else better to do than to ride a meteor for three fucking years,
surrounded by a bunch of tools and sistertraps experimenting with spacewizard booze.
Speaking of sistertraps,
and her crazy fanfic wizard porn,
where the fuck are you, Drunky?
Man, I told you,
Should've slept that shit off.
Should've rescheduled your date.
Oh my god, I'm going to have to come find you. aren't I?
Find you, and then find that nice pile of suitably soft objects I was talking about for you to sleep in.
FYI, if you puke on my cape,
I'm pretty much going to be forced to fly off the handle.
Which sucks, because I don't see any fucking handles to fly off of.
Anyway, I guess if this is going to be a thing,
and we're going to be making this happen,
sup Freyr.
You ready for this?]
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dave D:
rose isnt here
im sorry
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yeah i got that after about ten seconds without seeing walls of homoerotic purple prose
hows it going harley
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i am SO ready for this
bring it
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im bringin it im bringin it and its been brung
left your jaw hangin from the -- fifth rung
of this ladder youre climbin to just to get me but you see
there aint no catching me
because my beat is airtight and my words are a-light
like a fire in the sky
and this is anything but a fair fight
so lets hear it lets me see it
lets prove that you cant
beat it
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[John is only partially pulling Dave's leg here.]
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its too late bro
were knee deep in it now
ive got two years worth of sick rhymes with your name on them
lets do this
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[shh im quietly switching this to action]
[your secret is safe with me bro]
[good perma action then]
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but from the sheer amount of brightly coloured text I saw I'm guessing that you're from Roxy's world, and probably friends, so hey. I'm her room-mate, we're probably going to hang out at some point.
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the current level of amazement im feeling from actually talking to someone whos not inherently a dumbass
is pretty fucking awesome
the only thing that could make this better is if you told me
the possibility of getting my hands on some ice cold aj is more than fucking zero
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remember when i told you i had ectokids from cloning
:3
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:33 < youre one of our humans, arent you??
:33 < hi!!
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haha oh man
i was waiting for you guys to start flocking to me
which one are you
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D --> You have returned I see
D --> Have others attempted to e%plain the oddities of this place yet or do you require education
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still breaking bows??
pocket dimensions time shenanigans and a serious lack of sick rhymes
i think im pretty schooled
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...Dave?
[AND HE KNOWS YOU. what do?]
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sup
[permavid] Sorry about the wait, rl knocked me over the head
[permatext] It's no worries bb! /gathers up all the tags 8)
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sorry about the wait-if you don't want to backtag, no worries.
no worries!
holy shit depression where did you come from
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look at thii2 tldr piile of hoofbea2t2hiit, are you liike lo2iing your 2hiit iin publiic?
thii2 ju2t keep2 gettiing better and better.
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he will get acclimated again soon enough
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might have to put an apb out on my shit man
its lost scared and alone
and needs some fucking aj
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Welcome back Dave.
[Don't mind her, she's just getting her total stranger who knows one's name on.]
You weren't gone long.
[... Come to think of it,]
That doesn't sound like a very nice cake even with the sprinkles. [Or possibly because of the sprinkles. She's a bit fuzzy on the details of confectionery.]
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feels good to be back
though past me decided to be a tool and not leave a note as to who the fuck anybody is
sorry about that
who are you??
putting it lightly there
is it cake or is it calimari
wont know till someone plates you a tentacle
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There certainly are a lot of you that enjoy that eye-searing coloration of words.
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He's just getting started.]
because its the best duh
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because its badass didnt you get the memo??
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wELCOME BACK, dAVE,
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try not to get drool on the shades dude
i just cleaned them
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youre back here again but its kind of obvious you dont remember that!
rose isnt here
she was but not anymore!
like you!
welcome to asgard
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its cool to be back i guess
sup timesis
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qUirk of a red hUe?
oh yes no doUbt, yoU are the other infamoUs strider i have heard so mUch aboUt!
greetings knight of time! ^U^
welcome to asgard
in the hoUse of freyr, are yoU?
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its like a whole city of trolls up in this bitch
awesome
freyr house represent
also what was your favorite thing i did you liked
since im obviously famous and all
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