The 1st Roar [Video]

[defiedhisfate.livejournal.com]

[You can probably tell just by looking at him that Kovu has been struggling with getting his bracelet to work for a while now. With his lips snarled and his teeth bared, he lets out a weak, all-too-human growl.

[...and then he realizes that it's finally, actually working.

[Whoops. For a second there, he actually looks a little embarrassed with himself...

[It isn't long before he's back to his old self, though, offering the network an irritated glare.]

Does anybody know where I can get some antelope around here?

[That's right. Asgard's resident lion is getting hungry, and apparently this human food just isn't gonna cut it.]

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[satisfies]

Antelope? That's an interesting choice.

You have a thing for venison?

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[defiedhisfate.livejournal.com]

A thing for what?

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[satisfies]

You know. Venison. Deer meat. Or in this case, antelope.

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[defiedhisfate.livejournal.com]

Duh. What else is there? I mean, zebra's okay too, I guess...

[He prefers antelope, okay?]

Permavideo | omg...Kovu. ILU

[aeterno_arma]

[You can see the face of a teen with green eyes, dark skin and light purple hair.]

I'm not sure if they exist here, this city doesn't have the right environment for them.

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[defiedhisfate.livejournal.com]

[Well, he does have a point there...This place is nothing like Kenya. It's so...cold and miserable all the time, and especially without any fur keeping him warm...]

What about zebra? Warthog? Anything?

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[aeterno_arma]

[He isn't naked, isn't him? :| Laurent is used to a much warmer weather as well.]

Not Warthog but I think we have pigs instead. Also cows and goats.

[defiedhisfate.livejournal.com]

[Sighhh.]

That's better than nothing, I guess...

Alright, so where can I find them?

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[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

Well that depends on whether you plan on ripping its throat straight out or goading it into a panic for a while first.

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[defiedhisfate.livejournal.com]

[And those are...a bunch of strange symbols he has never seen before. But he can...somehow understand them?

[Alright. Whatever. Not gonna argue.]

You can't just go and rip it's throat out, you have to--

Look, don't worry about how I'm going to hunt it, okay? It's not like I haven't done this before.

[He's not quite sure how he's going to go about it in this body, but...]

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

Yes I'm sure. And are you supposed to be a dog then?

[defiedhisfate.livejournal.com]

A dog? No way!

[Wrinkling his nose in disgust now.]

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[future-games.livejournal.com]

Where are you from that you've eaten antelope on more than one occasion?

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[defiedhisfate.livejournal.com]

The Pridelands...?

[Duh, Isaac, where else would he be from?]

What's so weird about eating antelope? I mean, maybe to you monkeys it is, but I can't live off of berries and bugs and...

[Ech.]

Whatever's in that...kitchen...thing...

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[designerchild]

[ Jr. eyes Kovu uncertainly. ]

Sorry buddy, but I somehow doubt antelope is on the menu. Maybe if you put in a request...

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[defiedhisfate.livejournal.com]

A request...?

[Whatever. As long as it gets him some decent food...]

Okay, how?

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[designerchild]

Hmm...

Have you checked out the kitchen in your House yet? Somebody's gotta be stocking it with food. [ He can't know that for sure, but... ] So if we hunt down this person, I bet you can ask them personally to start...stocking antelope.

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[hitouch.livejournal.com]

Antelope? Really...? ...How do you cook antelope?

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[defiedhisfate.livejournal.com]

You don't cook it, you just eat it. It's antelope.

[Duh.]

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[hitouch.livejournal.com]

No, you can't do that! Unless it's sushi, you have to cook meat before you eat it!! You'll get sick if you don't!

[protectify.livejournal.com]

... Okay, so I must have something in my ear, but I could've sworn you just said antelope.

[defiedhisfate.livejournal.com]

Uh yea. So what?

[What the hell is wrong with all you people? He just wants some friggin' antelope.]

[vacationisalie.livejournal.com]

[Oh this was gonna be good.]

Try some vegetables, I hear they're good for monkeys.

[defiedhisfate.livejournal.com]

[Just this face.]

Great. Thanks.

[vacationisalie.livejournal.com]

Maybe you liked antelope as a lion, but trust me-- uncooked meat is really bad for you like this.

Besides, why would they have antelope here?