005 ↯ text/img

[feathery]

psa
if you want to pretend you dont suck theres a courier service in heimdall that might be hiring
though id advise against applying if the oncoming icy apocalypse doesnt interest you
this express delivery caboodle was intended for military purposes from the start even if its actual usefulness is probably some arbitrary percentage generated by rng
and thats on a good day
but hey at the very least you get to learn how to be a little less useless and maybe even profit off your power
heres a visual advertisement if thats more your bag





just come over sometime in the next few days and ill fake interview you like ive got the slightest inkling of what im doing
being all properly grown up and shit
this goes for anyone involved with supplies too i can probably hook you up with something good even if im not earning points for direct participation
oh yeah and noobs make sure you dont have ornithophobia or anything stupid like that
cant go hiring no bird racists
that would just be embarrassing for both of us

[ooc: If you want your character to sign up, replying to this post isn't necessary. Just fill out the form here and you're good.]

Comments

Text

[primafamiglia]

[Gio is so confused by most of that. It he's pretty sure he gets the gist anyway...]

If you need help in screening employees I have experience in running a business as well as message delivery. I am not entirely sure what rapograms are however.

Your flier could also use some adjustment, it is a bit confusing.

[feathery]

oh shit have you never heard of a rap before
cause thats you and a huge chunk of asgard then
i do my part to spread the wealth of ill rhyme but our turnovers always quick enough it doesnt do much good
not seeing how the fliers an issue though

[primafamiglia]

I have not heard of a great deal of things that seem common to most here. Being five hundred years out of date does that apparently.

The flier is disorganized and the colors can be difficult to read in some places.

[Video]

[okamichild]

[ the flier says it's "so professional" but- ]

it doesn't look very professional.

permatext;

[feathery]

arent you like
10

[That sounds like a good number.]

permatext;

[okamichild]

[ what does that have to do with anything? ]

Yes, I am.

[text]

[fuckingwolverine]

are you a bird

[Asking the important questions here.]

[feathery]

[He wouldn't have it any other way.]

yes im a bird
you wont meet another with rhymes as smooth as mine

[fuckingwolverine]

whats that whats a rhyme tell me

text;

[necrowmantic]

Are you gonna deliver crows?

Are you gonna use crows to deliver other crows??

[feathery]

i could deliver crows if crows were a thing someone actually wanted delivered
that would be hilarious actually
using crows to deliver other crows
maybe i could talk some of them into it

[Text]

[damselled]

What.

[feathery]

what do you mean what
im not seeing the problem

[bythewaves]

Once again, Davesprite, you have ..."lost me" with your slang [ Maglor no, don't try and use slang it sounds funny ]

Why would your deliveries be sick, again?

[feathery]

because they picked up a virus in transit and were the only ones whove got the guts to handle them
these biohazard signs dont fuck around

text;

[beyondmeasure]

I like all those colours, but not together.

[feathery]

shit well besides the lack of taste all i can say is this palette is legit
its stamped and approved by a dude with a degree in web safe colors

Text

[cyan_maid]

Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
"Rapograms"? My goodness!
I can honestly say I've never heard of such a thing, hoo hoo!!

[feathery]

are you saying it never once occurred to grizzled alt universe dave to employ rapograms in his artistic vision
because if so
im sorely disappointed in myself

text

[windbreak]

ohoh i vote just RAPOGRAMS
Shorter, easier to remember, already tells u more then you'd ever want to know

[feathery]

ok your vote has been inputted though i dont think its gonna win anything
not enough typos
also short and easy to remember doesnt matter when weve got acronyms
a long ass company name is an important part of the industry

[alwaysaboom]

So, how is it that you can use ornithophobia properly in a sentence, but apparently haven't mastered punctuation?

[feathery]

for real
is that really what you want to take away from this
punctuation is hard on the talons

[nukeoleptic]

a-

[feathery]

did you seriously just give me a minus after all this
i call shenanigans