bird dave (
feathery) wrote in
asgardeventide2014-08-08 11:50 pm
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psa
if you want to pretend you dont suck theres a courier service in heimdall that might be hiring
though id advise against applying if the oncoming icy apocalypse doesnt interest you
this express delivery caboodle was intended for military purposes from the start even if its actual usefulness is probably some arbitrary percentage generated by rng
and thats on a good day
but hey at the very least you get to learn how to be a little less useless and maybe even profit off your power
heres a visual advertisement if thats more your bag

just come over sometime in the next few days and ill fake interview you like ive got the slightest inkling of what im doing
being all properly grown up and shit
this goes for anyone involved with supplies too i can probably hook you up with something good even if im not earning points for direct participation
oh yeah and noobs make sure you dont have ornithophobia or anything stupid like that
cant go hiring no bird racists
that would just be embarrassing for both of us
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if you want to pretend you dont suck theres a courier service in heimdall that might be hiring
though id advise against applying if the oncoming icy apocalypse doesnt interest you
this express delivery caboodle was intended for military purposes from the start even if its actual usefulness is probably some arbitrary percentage generated by rng
and thats on a good day
but hey at the very least you get to learn how to be a little less useless and maybe even profit off your power
heres a visual advertisement if thats more your bag

just come over sometime in the next few days and ill fake interview you like ive got the slightest inkling of what im doing
being all properly grown up and shit
this goes for anyone involved with supplies too i can probably hook you up with something good even if im not earning points for direct participation
oh yeah and noobs make sure you dont have ornithophobia or anything stupid like that
cant go hiring no bird racists
that would just be embarrassing for both of us
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If you need help in screening employees I have experience in running a business as well as message delivery. I am not entirely sure what rapograms are however.
Your flier could also use some adjustment, it is a bit confusing.
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cause thats you and a huge chunk of asgard then
i do my part to spread the wealth of ill rhyme but our turnovers always quick enough it doesnt do much good
not seeing how the fliers an issue though
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The flier is disorganized and the colors can be difficult to read in some places.
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it doesn't look very professional.
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Yes, I am.
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[Asking the important questions here.]
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yes im a bird
you wont meet another with rhymes as smooth as mine
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Are you gonna use crows to deliver other crows??
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that would be hilarious actually
using crows to deliver other crows
maybe i could talk some of them into it
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im not seeing the problem
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1/2
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i'm so sorry for him...
It's okay, Mari can be a total jerk 8|
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Why would your deliveries be sick, again?
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these biohazard signs dont fuck around
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Several days later!
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its stamped and approved by a dude with a degree in web safe colors
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"Rapograms"? My goodness!
I can honestly say I've never heard of such a thing, hoo hoo!!
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because if so
im sorely disappointed in myself
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Shorter, easier to remember, already tells u more then you'd ever want to know
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not enough typos
also short and easy to remember doesnt matter when weve got acronyms
a long ass company name is an important part of the industry
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is that really what you want to take away from this
punctuation is hard on the talons
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i call shenanigans
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