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[feathery]

psa
if you want to pretend you dont suck theres a courier service in heimdall that might be hiring
though id advise against applying if the oncoming icy apocalypse doesnt interest you
this express delivery caboodle was intended for military purposes from the start even if its actual usefulness is probably some arbitrary percentage generated by rng
and thats on a good day
but hey at the very least you get to learn how to be a little less useless and maybe even profit off your power
heres a visual advertisement if thats more your bag





just come over sometime in the next few days and ill fake interview you like ive got the slightest inkling of what im doing
being all properly grown up and shit
this goes for anyone involved with supplies too i can probably hook you up with something good even if im not earning points for direct participation
oh yeah and noobs make sure you dont have ornithophobia or anything stupid like that
cant go hiring no bird racists
that would just be embarrassing for both of us

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Comments

[feathery]

have you ever heard anyone colloquially use the phrase "the lady doth protest too much"
because thats whats happening here

[windbreak]

Its different when your just getting a kick out of winding me up!

[feathery]

how is this different
enlighten me
show me the path to nirvana so i may ascend to a higher plane of goddamn existence
might as well do something with all this sicknasty wisdom i got up my sleeves

[windbreak]

cant you just ascend there anyway

[feathery]

what kind of question is that
havnt you ever played a video game
there are rules you got to follow

[windbreak]

OTOH u would do literally everyone a favour???

[feathery]

yeah my sage advice would become a metaphysical piece of reality itself
meta me would make sure your sandwich winked saucily at you at least once

[windbreak]

but video games dont come into that at all!

[feathery]

they do when your whole universe was created by a video game

[windbreak]

OH lemme guess,
it was one of those seriously freaky indie dating sims and that's why u got issues now

[feathery]

i think the guy you just described is yourself
im not the one peeping through other peoples windows and derailing perfectly mundane conversations with wanton solicitations

[windbreak]

It wasn't that mundane in the first place???

[feathery]

dude everyone knows the crux of small talk is work and the weather
shit is that it is it because we didnt talk about the weather
do you need me to bust out some rainfall statistics to meet your daily quota of normalcy

[windbreak]

u know what, sure!
u do that

[feathery]

nah
dont feel like it

[windbreak]

well damn, i guess u better stop typing 4 the rest of ur life???

[feathery]

that doesnt even make sense
and i say this as someone who spent years of my life subjected to assholes going on and on about how i was about to get trolled with no ensuing substance

[windbreak]

Dude if any1s been trolling this whole time its not me!

[feathery]

the sad part is i havent even been trying
anyway yeah were on right
for
some ambiguous date in the future
whatever im not worrying about it