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[feathery]

psa
if you want to pretend you dont suck theres a courier service in heimdall that might be hiring
though id advise against applying if the oncoming icy apocalypse doesnt interest you
this express delivery caboodle was intended for military purposes from the start even if its actual usefulness is probably some arbitrary percentage generated by rng
and thats on a good day
but hey at the very least you get to learn how to be a little less useless and maybe even profit off your power
heres a visual advertisement if thats more your bag





just come over sometime in the next few days and ill fake interview you like ive got the slightest inkling of what im doing
being all properly grown up and shit
this goes for anyone involved with supplies too i can probably hook you up with something good even if im not earning points for direct participation
oh yeah and noobs make sure you dont have ornithophobia or anything stupid like that
cant go hiring no bird racists
that would just be embarrassing for both of us

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