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[nukeoleptic]

[ When the video opens up, Jade just pushes a cute if crudely made doll toward the camera. It has a shock of messy black hair and folded bits of white that seem to represent ears. She's grinning from ear to ear (just like the doll is!) as she pulls it back. ]

Did anyone else get a doll at their door? I got this and, um, some flowers and some cards that were really, really cute.

[ It was, apparently, enough to lighten her mood pretty considerably. ]

Anyway! I need to stop hoarding so many guns, because I had a million and then Roxy left me a million, and two million guns is just way too many for one girl to have. If you need a weapon and can promise me that you won't shoot yourself in the face, please let me know!

Alternatively: if you need help figuring out how to not shoot yourself in the face, I am also the girl to see about that.

[PRIVATE to Sophie:]

So, um, hehe. About Osiris.

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[video]

[summerschild]

What's a gun?

[video]

[nukeoleptic]

[ IT'S AN EASIER QUESTION THAN 'WHAT IS THE INTERNET,' at least. ]

It's a weapon! And it's really, really dangerous, but really really powerful, too.

[summerschild]

Is it like a bow, at all? I can shoot a bow, if I'm on my horse.

[He means that very loosely. Don't humor him.

Also girl you have dog ears what why this]

[private, video]

[hollowchild]

[sophie is in the back room of the apothecary, sitting on the floor. the reason for that is fairly obvious, as osiris is sitting next to her. she's smiling; as much as she loves the dog and has enjoyed the companionship, she's been waiting for jade to ask for him back.]

Are you ready to take him home?

[nukeoleptic]

[ She's a little embarrassed for a reason she can't quite pinpoint. ]

I was thinking, um, maybe I could visit him a little first. Just to see.

[Text]

[cyan_maid]

Oh wow! That's adorable!
Lucky you, Jade! I don't think I got anything like that.

[Text]

[nukeoleptic]

you did!!
it all came in the same basket
i put the cards up on the refrigerator :3

[private]; text

[familyissues]

Do you have an inventory list of your arsenal?

[private]; text

[nukeoleptic]

nope! :T
that would be a pain in the butt honestly

[voice]

[twoendings]

I just happen to need a gun.

[voice]

[nukeoleptic]

Do you really! Because I honestly could help with that.

[justacough]

So it seems everyone is getting these, these gifts. And here I thought I had a secret admirer. [Honestly she didn't care, but regardless.]

And why on earth would you need so many fire arms?

[nukeoleptic]

Hehehe, I thought they were pretty cute.

And, um - I like them! Guns, I mean, they're pretty good for self-defense, right?

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[abhero]

You have to be really stupid to shoot yourself in the face.

[Not that he knows the first thing about gun safety. It took him forever just to realize you have to load them with bullets.]

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[nukeoleptic]

I also shot myself in the face when I was a kid. Sometimes you just don't know what you're doing.

[ Playfully challenging. ]

[notsogrimreaper]

[Ryoji is more used to handling a sword, but... a gun shouldn't be too hard, right? And if she's offering lessons...]

If you have one that isn't taken, I'd like one. I haven't really been able to find a good weapon.

[nukeoleptic]

I have a lot that aren't taken. Have you used one before?

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[sestra]

Is this actual number or exaggeration?

What kind of guns are you having?

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[nukeoleptic]

It's an exaggeration! But only slightly. Um, and I have all kinds, but mostly rifles. Do you have know how to use them?

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[samantha_grey]

...any of those guns pistols? [She glanced to the side.] I don't like relying on them, but pistols are nice in a pinch. Something in case other tactics don't work.

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[nukeoleptic]

Just a few! They are in higher demand than I anticipated. I could try to find one for you, though.

[alwaysaboom]

What kind do you have?

[nukeoleptic]

I have all kinds! Were you wanting something in particular?

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[thehedgehogsdilemma]

...Um.

If it's not too much trouble, I think I'd like to take some out of your hands? [ All this time in Asgard and he has not armed himself with any weapon. Or taught himself anything like defending himself. Wow, Shinji. Just. Wow.

Time to start somewhere, right? ]

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[nukeoleptic]

It's no trouble at all! It's why I'm offering, actually.

[ Cheerfully. ]

What kind do you know how to use?