Jade Harley | gardenGnostic (
nukeoleptic) wrote in
asgardeventide2014-08-12 06:56 pm
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[ When the video opens up, Jade just pushes a cute if crudely made doll toward the camera. It has a shock of messy black hair and folded bits of white that seem to represent ears. She's grinning from ear to ear (just like the doll is!) as she pulls it back. ]
Did anyone else get a doll at their door? I got this and, um, some flowers and some cards that were really, really cute.
[ It was, apparently, enough to lighten her mood pretty considerably. ]
Anyway! I need to stop hoarding so many guns, because I had a million and then Roxy left me a million, and two million guns is just way too many for one girl to have. If you need a weapon and can promise me that you won't shoot yourself in the face, please let me know!
Alternatively: if you need help figuring out how to not shoot yourself in the face, I am also the girl to see about that.
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So, um, hehe. About Osiris.
Did anyone else get a doll at their door? I got this and, um, some flowers and some cards that were really, really cute.
[ It was, apparently, enough to lighten her mood pretty considerably. ]
Anyway! I need to stop hoarding so many guns, because I had a million and then Roxy left me a million, and two million guns is just way too many for one girl to have. If you need a weapon and can promise me that you won't shoot yourself in the face, please let me know!
Alternatively: if you need help figuring out how to not shoot yourself in the face, I am also the girl to see about that.
[PRIVATE to Sophie:]
So, um, hehe. About Osiris.

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It's a weapon! And it's really, really dangerous, but really really powerful, too.
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[He means that very loosely. Don't humor him.
Also girl you have dog ears what why this]
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laaaaaaate sry -_-
YOU'RE FINE I SAY TWO WEEKS LATER maybe we should handwave stuff happened...
lmao yeah
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Are you ready to take him home?
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I was thinking, um, maybe I could visit him a little first. Just to see.
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Lucky you, Jade! I don't think I got anything like that.
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it all came in the same basket
i put the cards up on the refrigerator :3
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that would be a pain in the butt honestly
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And why on earth would you need so many fire arms?
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And, um - I like them! Guns, I mean, they're pretty good for self-defense, right?
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[Not that he knows the first thing about gun safety. It took him forever just to realize you have to load them with bullets.]
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If you have one that isn't taken, I'd like one. I haven't really been able to find a good weapon.
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What kind of guns are you having?
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If it's not too much trouble, I think I'd like to take some out of your hands? [ All this time in Asgard and he has not armed himself with any weapon. Or taught himself anything like defending himself. Wow, Shinji. Just. Wow.
Time to start somewhere, right? ]
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What kind do you know how to use?