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[nukeoleptic]

[ When the video opens up, Jade just pushes a cute if crudely made doll toward the camera. It has a shock of messy black hair and folded bits of white that seem to represent ears. She's grinning from ear to ear (just like the doll is!) as she pulls it back. ]

Did anyone else get a doll at their door? I got this and, um, some flowers and some cards that were really, really cute.

[ It was, apparently, enough to lighten her mood pretty considerably. ]

Anyway! I need to stop hoarding so many guns, because I had a million and then Roxy left me a million, and two million guns is just way too many for one girl to have. If you need a weapon and can promise me that you won't shoot yourself in the face, please let me know!

Alternatively: if you need help figuring out how to not shoot yourself in the face, I am also the girl to see about that.

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So, um, hehe. About Osiris.

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[nukeoleptic]

nope! :T
that would be a pain in the butt honestly

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[familyissues]

:/

so. wow you're not kidding. okay. what do you have in the way of 9mm pistols?

or would it be easier just to drop in and see what you have?

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[nukeoleptic]

i have some pistols!!
i mostly prefer rifles though, there is more bang for your buck (hehe)
i say its complicated because i have actually hired a lot of people to draw guns to life for me from design sketches i have made over the past year
so i have a lot of working guns, and a lot of guns that dont work at all, and a lot of guns that sort of work, and a lot of guns that work great but not really in the way they were intended to... :T

i should have a few pistols if you need one, though!
you just have to promise me to be careful with it

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[familyissues]

i promise i'll be careful, i know how to handle a firearm. :)

what would you like in payment?

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[nukeoleptic]

not a lot of people do, so i am just being careful!! ._.

ummm
dog treats, maybe?
for my dogs, not me

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[familyissues]

good of you to be cautious!

...just dog treats? okay. where can we meet?

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[nukeoleptic]

[ she just shoots him an address and directions to one of the paid apartments! ]