$4 | voice.

[ffuckoff]

So, uh, it seems like Principal Snape's gone? If anybody needs me to do anything- like, I could... make some calls? Tell me if he has any fr-... I mean, fuck.

[Several hours later, Fiona comes on the network again, this time sounding far more composed, comparatively.]

Hi! This is Fiona Gallagher, from the Albus Dumbledore Academy of Scho- Academy. [She clears her throat.] Yeah. We're undergoing a few, uh, management changes at the moment, and I wanna make sure our records are still consistent. If you're a teacher or a student, please check with me at the front lobby, or, uh, in this post here, so we can go over your records and resubmit anything that might've been lost in the shuffle, okay?

Aaand, we're always looking out for new students. Tuition is free, and open to all ages, so you can take any classes you want. If you're not big on math, but you like, uh, Egyptology, that's fine.

We're also hiring new teachers. Since the war and all, anybody with combat experience is welcome to teach classes on self defense and-... that kinda stuff. The more the merrier, right? [NERVOUS LAUGHTER.] But any teacher is, uh, welcome to apply.

And, y'know, anybody who's interested in donating to the school, uh... we can make... plaques? Yeah, sure, we'll make plaques. And we'll name a room after you.

[Someone's a bit frazzled. She sighs into the recording.] Okay, um, any questions, just ask! I'm here all day.

[ooc Please go here and fill out your info, even if you already had info filled out on the other post! If you're a student, feel free to leave your classes blank and edit them in later, as the class list fills out more. Also, we're looking for anyone interested in donations!]

Comments

Private

[samantha_grey]

I don't want a plaque, Fiona. [It was completely out of the blue, kind of grumbled and growled out in that gravelly voice Samantha had gotten ever since a death or two ago.] I'd prefer the donations I give stay mostly anonymous.

private.

[ffuckoff]

...Uh. Yeah- yeah, that sounds fine. I don't know how I'd make a plaque anyway. [...She'd get Roland to do it.]

Uh, why d'you want it secret?

voice.

[brainiest]

Oh. [ Hermione can't really say she'd miss Snape, not really, but... Everyone is leaving. All the people she knows, all her friends, everyone familiar. Soon, she'll be all by herself and she's not quite sure how to deal with that. ] If there's anything I can do to help, Fiona, let me know. I'd like to keep teaching, at least.

voice.

[ffuckoff]

Yeah, I mean you're a great teacher. [Fiona's pretty sure Hermione's never tortured anyone. Probably.]

I don't really have... I mean, I wanna keep doing the secretary thing, but you've been with the school since it opened. Do you want, uh, some more... responsibility?

filtered;

[blackhand]

Something tells me I might be getting a few new jobs.

[Hi Fiona, your dumbass master thief is back on duty. He needs work, and even if she doesn't provide anything, he'll more than happily look for things for her.]

filtered;

[ffuckoff]

Don't worry, I'm not gonna ask you to steal any office supplies for me. I'm just saying, if you happen to come by any...

Actually, if you can grab any seeds for fruits and vegetables, I'm probably gonna try to make a fucking garden so the kids don't get hungry. I've already got apples, but anything else you can scrounge up would be great. And you'll get a fucking pie out of it.

As for... bigger shit, school needs to get funded, right?

[Fiona may be frazzled by the necessity of making decorous public announcements... but she can talk illegal shop in her sleep.]

voice;

[writeswrongs]

I don't have combat training but I'll have you know... the pen is mightier than the sword.

I spoke to Snape about teaching some writing classes at the school but was never officially hired.

[And he'd really like the job because he and Kate have to pay rent on their love nest.]

voice;

[ffuckoff]

[That joke is so corny Fiona can't help but laugh.] Well, if you've got Snape's stamp of approval, I can't keep you out. D'you have any previous experience?

Oh, and what'd you be teaching?

[intelligently]

I'd still like to be a student.

[ffuckoff]

Great. I'll have some forms set up for you next time you're at school. Just to check everything's, y'know, still accurate.

[brainsqueeze]

What's needed for someone to start teaching? [ The application process, needed information... all expected things. Was there anything unexpected? ]

[ffuckoff]

Uh, some experience teaching something that doesn't constitute a misdemeanor, and getting through an interview well enough to prove you're not a psychopath. If you got any references in Asgard to vouch for you, that'd be great, but it's not necessary.

[text; private]

[snowstormed]

I taught here before. I'm still interested.

[Mostly because he'd like to keep his job and thus keep a steady source of income.]

[text; private]

[ffuckoff]

great. ill have some forms 4 u 2 check over next time u stop by. 2 make sure its all up 2 date

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

You know, I've been thinking about getting involved with the school for quite some time now. I just keep getting distracted. Need some help?

[Video]

[ffuckoff]

[gr...eat......] Uh, sounds good. What're you thinking about doing...?

private.

[redhourglass]

I taught combat and self-defense to the children.

( sorry if she's being rather short. she doesn't know you and while she and snape weren't on .. best of terms .. she at least trusted / respected him. )

private.

[ffuckoff]

[IT'S COOL NATASHA fiona is a lowly secretary and assumes any terseness is a result of that.]

If you're interested in, uh, keeping doing that, [????? words] you can swing by the front office and I'll have some of your forms. If you can just check over 'em to make sure they're all right, I'd appreciate it.

[cyan_maid]

Oh! Hello, Miss Gallagher. [Though they've only spoken the one time, Jane remembers her.] What records might you be missing?

...Is Mr. Snape really gone?

[ffuckoff]

[And Fiona definitely remembers Jane.] Hey. Not missing records so much as I wanna make sure everything's accurate. A lot of people've been leaving lately.

Yeah, as far as I can tell, he's gone.

voice

[zen_en_vert]

I teach physics. And I'd like to register to take the self-defence class, if we're getting one going.

How're you holding up?

[ffuckoff]

Sure, I'll have your forms ready and you can check over 'em.

Don't you got some leftover punching skills from, y'know... [Mr Green?] But, I mean, sure, if you want. We got like five, now, if my files are right.

Oh, yeah, I'm great. How're you?

[video]

[averagemedium]

[Ryan's still not looking fantastic, but-- well, he's at least feeling more rational about everything, compared to his other recent network appearances. Subdued, definitely, but no longer so hopeless.]

D'you have anyone taking care of the home ec type classes? Domestics, practical life skills, all of that. I've got a lot of experience with it, and the more students who know how to handle that stuff themselves, the better.

I'd asked about it before, when the school first started up, but- you know. Too much other business to really go for it at the time.

[video]

[ffuckoff]

[Fiona's face brightens.] Shit, sure. I mean, you'll have to interview and everything, but we could use some of those classes. When can you come in?

audio

[variates]

Egyptology? Really?

audio

[ffuckoff]

It's like our most popular class.

Or it would be if we didn't have like eight dedicated to punching with a closed fist.

permavoice;

[gluegun]

I hope that's not all you teach them.

( the most judgmental. )

[ffuckoff]

Actually, it is, since we only need three classes to front for our drug running operation. [So she's cutting back a little on the formality since Snape left, sue her.]

[video]

[beforethewar]

[ Hi, Fiona. Long time no see. Sorry, he's been busy losing his girl, having an emotional meltdown and dying. Not...necessarily in that order. ]

If you need any extra help, Fiona, I'll be glad to. As you probably have guessed, not many are very interested in music at the moment, so I have a bit of free time on my hands.

Oh and...how have you been? I'm sorry I haven't been in contact with you lately, but...well...

[ Things and stuff. ]

[video]

[ffuckoff]

[Fiona feels you, dude, she's been busy too, though without nearly as much emotional trauma.]

Don't worry about it, the apocalypse is kind of an okay excuse to be busy. Well, I hope so.

If you're still teaching music classes, could you check over your forms and make sure they're all still accurate?