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[ffuckoff]

So, uh, it seems like Principal Snape's gone? If anybody needs me to do anything- like, I could... make some calls? Tell me if he has any fr-... I mean, fuck.

[Several hours later, Fiona comes on the network again, this time sounding far more composed, comparatively.]

Hi! This is Fiona Gallagher, from the Albus Dumbledore Academy of Scho- Academy. [She clears her throat.] Yeah. We're undergoing a few, uh, management changes at the moment, and I wanna make sure our records are still consistent. If you're a teacher or a student, please check with me at the front lobby, or, uh, in this post here, so we can go over your records and resubmit anything that might've been lost in the shuffle, okay?

Aaand, we're always looking out for new students. Tuition is free, and open to all ages, so you can take any classes you want. If you're not big on math, but you like, uh, Egyptology, that's fine.

We're also hiring new teachers. Since the war and all, anybody with combat experience is welcome to teach classes on self defense and-... that kinda stuff. The more the merrier, right? [NERVOUS LAUGHTER.] But any teacher is, uh, welcome to apply.

And, y'know, anybody who's interested in donating to the school, uh... we can make... plaques? Yeah, sure, we'll make plaques. And we'll name a room after you.

[Someone's a bit frazzled. She sighs into the recording.] Okay, um, any questions, just ask! I'm here all day.

[ooc Please go here and fill out your info, even if you already had info filled out on the other post! If you're a student, feel free to leave your classes blank and edit them in later, as the class list fills out more. Also, we're looking for anyone interested in donations!]

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private.

[redhourglass]

I'll stop by just before the school closes, if that's all right. I have another job I work in the evenings, and it's on my way.

( hey, no bias whatever your position is. she's also partly glad someone is keeping this going. )

Also, I noticed you were speaking to Maria Hill about a position. I can vouch for her as a competent instructor.

private.

[ffuckoff]

Thanks, it's... it really helps.

Oh, great, I'll put that in, uh, her file. [Which is currently a page on a Hello Kitty notepad that says MARIA HILL at the top.] She's from your world, or you met her here?

private.

[redhourglass]

It's the least I can do.

( especially after the fire. that hit her hard. )

She's from the same world as I am. We were colleagues and friends back home.

private.

[ffuckoff]

Great. That'll look real good in her file. [Which now has the words CHARACTER REFERRENCE and PAST EXPERIENCE written on it, along with a doodle of boxing gloves.] If you know anybody else that might be able to teach, please tell 'em we're hiring? We've lost a lot of people lately. Self-defense and anything else they might know.

private.

[redhourglass]

I'll spread the word, if anyone comes to mind.

( but honestly, she's still not sold on the idea of teaching kids to kill. rings a bit too close to home. )

How is the rebuilding going?

private.

[ffuckoff]

Thanks, Ms Romanova. [Enjoy that mispronunciation of your name, Ms Romanova.]

It's good. Slow but steady, I guess. Funding's mostly been kicking our ass.

private.

[redhourglass]

( it's all good, she's used to it. )

I can imagine. Any chance of asking the gods for help?

private.

[ffuckoff]

I dunno, kinda seems like they got enough on their plate.

private.

[redhourglass]

Providing funds so we can learn to fight can't be too hard.

private.

[ffuckoff]

Yeah, you're right. Tell me what they say when you ask.

private.

[redhourglass]

( ooh you. she likes you. )

Aye, aye, Captain.

private.

[ffuckoff]

Keep me posted, uh, cadet. [??????]

private.

[redhourglass]

( at least that gets a snort from her. it's close enough to laugh. )

Will do.