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[ffuckoff]

So, uh, it seems like Principal Snape's gone? If anybody needs me to do anything- like, I could... make some calls? Tell me if he has any fr-... I mean, fuck.

[Several hours later, Fiona comes on the network again, this time sounding far more composed, comparatively.]

Hi! This is Fiona Gallagher, from the Albus Dumbledore Academy of Scho- Academy. [She clears her throat.] Yeah. We're undergoing a few, uh, management changes at the moment, and I wanna make sure our records are still consistent. If you're a teacher or a student, please check with me at the front lobby, or, uh, in this post here, so we can go over your records and resubmit anything that might've been lost in the shuffle, okay?

Aaand, we're always looking out for new students. Tuition is free, and open to all ages, so you can take any classes you want. If you're not big on math, but you like, uh, Egyptology, that's fine.

We're also hiring new teachers. Since the war and all, anybody with combat experience is welcome to teach classes on self defense and-... that kinda stuff. The more the merrier, right? [NERVOUS LAUGHTER.] But any teacher is, uh, welcome to apply.

And, y'know, anybody who's interested in donating to the school, uh... we can make... plaques? Yeah, sure, we'll make plaques. And we'll name a room after you.

[Someone's a bit frazzled. She sighs into the recording.] Okay, um, any questions, just ask! I'm here all day.

[ooc Please go here and fill out your info, even if you already had info filled out on the other post! If you're a student, feel free to leave your classes blank and edit them in later, as the class list fills out more. Also, we're looking for anyone interested in donations!]

Comments

[cyan_maid]

I've noticed. And...been affected myself. I haven't gone home, but, well...others have.

That's a shame! He seemed to put a lot of himself into the school, too. I should have gotten to know him better.

[ffuckoff]

Yeah, so I heard. Half our staff kinda up and left overnight.

Ehhhh, yeah, he was... yeah. Busy. Don't, uh, sweat it. [It feels like speaking ill of the dead to say 'You didn't miss much.']

[cyan_maid]

Oh dear! So you'll have to fill the ranks pretty quickly, then! I hope there will be folks willing to step up. [Since, you know, sixteen year old students can't really become teachers overnight.

...The way Fiona says that is really...interesting.] I...won't, then. I suppose.

[ffuckoff]

Yeah, I'm gonna start hunting 'em down with a knife if this doesn't speed up.

Uh, yeah, he was a... quiet... guy. [If only.]

[cyan_maid]

Erm...um...perhaps a knife would not be the most...convincing method...?

[ffuckoff]

[She laughs.] I promise, it'll be a dull knife, okay?

[cyan_maid]

That might be even worse!!

[ffuckoff]

A spoon?

[cyan_maid]

...A spoon should be fine.

[You know, depending on the amount of force you use.]