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[ffuckoff]

So, uh, it seems like Principal Snape's gone? If anybody needs me to do anything- like, I could... make some calls? Tell me if he has any fr-... I mean, fuck.

[Several hours later, Fiona comes on the network again, this time sounding far more composed, comparatively.]

Hi! This is Fiona Gallagher, from the Albus Dumbledore Academy of Scho- Academy. [She clears her throat.] Yeah. We're undergoing a few, uh, management changes at the moment, and I wanna make sure our records are still consistent. If you're a teacher or a student, please check with me at the front lobby, or, uh, in this post here, so we can go over your records and resubmit anything that might've been lost in the shuffle, okay?

Aaand, we're always looking out for new students. Tuition is free, and open to all ages, so you can take any classes you want. If you're not big on math, but you like, uh, Egyptology, that's fine.

We're also hiring new teachers. Since the war and all, anybody with combat experience is welcome to teach classes on self defense and-... that kinda stuff. The more the merrier, right? [NERVOUS LAUGHTER.] But any teacher is, uh, welcome to apply.

And, y'know, anybody who's interested in donating to the school, uh... we can make... plaques? Yeah, sure, we'll make plaques. And we'll name a room after you.

[Someone's a bit frazzled. She sighs into the recording.] Okay, um, any questions, just ask! I'm here all day.

[ooc Please go here and fill out your info, even if you already had info filled out on the other post! If you're a student, feel free to leave your classes blank and edit them in later, as the class list fills out more. Also, we're looking for anyone interested in donations!]

Comments

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[zen_en_vert]

I teach physics. And I'd like to register to take the self-defence class, if we're getting one going.

How're you holding up?

[ffuckoff]

Sure, I'll have your forms ready and you can check over 'em.

Don't you got some leftover punching skills from, y'know... [Mr Green?] But, I mean, sure, if you want. We got like five, now, if my files are right.

Oh, yeah, I'm great. How're you?

[zen_en_vert]

Oh- haha- no, not at all. He just counts on being bigger than everything. I'm not bad, I've done a little training on my own, but you can always do more, you know?

[ffuckoff]

Oh, huh. All I know about that stuff is cartoons; anyway, I'd say I could get you a discount for already working with us, but I think we'd be paying you if I discounted 'free'.

[zen_en_vert]

Don't worry about it.

I'm wondering if we shouldn't have some sort of staff social? I really don't know any of my colleagues.

[ffuckoff]

Hey, that's a good idea. You wanna set it up?

[zen_en_vert]

Oh lord, that is the logical inference there, isn't it?

[ffuckoff]

That's why they pay me the big bucks, for my logic. How good are you at making cocktail weenies?

[zen_en_vert]

Terrible, I'm a vegetarian.

[ffuckoff]

Even better, I got the plant power. I'll set you up with a few veggie ones.

[zen_en_vert]

This is not- I mean-

Okay. Is there a registry somewhere I can get in touch with people?

[ffuckoff]

Oh, you're more of a salad guy? We got that, too. [xoxo brucie]

Yeah, I got one. You can make a big speech on the network 'n everything.

[zen_en_vert]

I'll probably do personal invites in inboxes.

Could I host it at the school after hours?

[ffuckoff]

Sure. How's the break room sound?