[After having spent the last month or so doing research on her own, Keine's work has produced results sufficient for her to go on and introduce a governmental-esque system that she has decided would likely work, considering how people might end up disappearing in this city. She'll show up this midday on the feed, her amiable personality outstanding as ever.]

Good afternoon, fellow Travellers of Asgard, new and experienced. To those that might not recognize myself, I am Keine Kamishirasawa, a Healer from House Sigyn, and formerly a historian from Gensokyo's Hitozato, should you know of it.

I speak to each and every one of you today with a purpose, ladies and gentlemen. After my previous post about a month and a half ago, with my proposal for an election of representatives and leaders from amongst us. Now, for such a system to exist albeit the possibility of such elected representatives being sent home at any given time, research and other countermeasures would have to be drawn up to ensure that it would run smoothly. I have done just that, and have drafted up a system which will allow us to do just that.

( Cut for length! But recommended reading! )

(( ooc: So there's that. This is her proposal for a Traveller-run governmental-esque system so it will be important for your characters to know what's happening. Additionally, tags will come at a later time, but I'll be sure to get to them! ))

( backstory or something )

[ Should you turn on your bracelet video feed today or be wandering around Gefion park, you'll see a stocky, muscular teen with a black, short beard-mustache Steve Carell-esque 2x combo sitting on the ground, waving frantically next to him at what appears to be a red... panda... thing...? There's a few rocks scattered around them, forming kind of a mini obstacle course. ]

Pabu--!!

[ He seems to be whisper-shouting at this... ferret squirrel, as if trying to alert him of something... Oh, well. The feed is on. ]

C'mon, Pabu! [ A beat. ] Just like the arena, alright?

[ Pabu finally responds, sniffing the air as he runs around the rocks. He stops on the top of the flattest one, and does a handstand. ]

Yeah! Now finale-time.

[ The teen gets up, raising his arms in front of him. ] Ready... [ Eyeing the rocks, he ninja-punches the air in front of him, making a swoosh. A brief moment of silence for absolutely nothing. ]

Aw, dang it!

[ The feeds cuts off, not before Bolin hunches over angrily and almost trips over his tip can, whoops. ]

(( Tags will probably drip into the lateness of tomorrow, since I might have to sleep soon, heh. ))

I have a couple of questions!

[ Anyone who remembers Jade's last post will probably be relieved to see that her room is pretty much clear of the jungle of flowers and plants that she'd grown before. You can actually almost see the floor! ]

I know Hanako has Nashi, but does anyone else have a pet? Does Asgard have pet stores?

[ She holds up two fingers. ]

Secondly -- what do people usually do with money they earn here? Other than just buying silly things.

[ Three fingers! ]

And lastly, I've got time off from both of my jobs this weekend! Does anyone want to do something?

[ All of this being social is exhausting and so much fun, Jade is still thriving on it. ]

[Hello, Asgard. There's an annoyed looking teenager glaring into the feed. "Normal for Ichigo," You say? Well, not exactly. For one, He now has a Beard that looks EXACTLY like his father's. (Not that anyone actually KNOWS who Isshin is except Orihime, but details)

Anyway, why has he decided to post to the network now? Well, that's a simple question with an easy answer.

To complain.]

Alright, what the hell is going on?!

[He angrily points to the orange scruff on his face, looking about ready to murder someone.]

I've shaved this damn thing off five times already, and it keeps growing back in an instant! It looks terrible!

[Oh Ichigo, be more vain about how you look. Or it might just be he looks way too much like his dad and he doesn't want to look like that crazy old goat.

At any rate, he groans, holding his head in his hand.]

Ugh... please tell me I'm not alone in this...

[ Kaz's trip to Utgard? Wasn't exactly the best experience he's ever had. He met someone he wasn't intending to and now he's gotten himself roped into working for the Queen of Thrymheim and it's been a pretty subduing experience. "Go and convert others against the Gods." Great mission.

The perks are pretty nice though. He's sent back to Utgard without much trouble which means catching a carriage back to Asgard since he's bushed. Once he's close enough for the network not to be so unreliable, though... ]

What the fuck. I leave for a week and you guys almost kill yourselves while camping???? Seriously, how the heck are humans still even around? It's a miracle you haven't gone extinct by now. Maybe it's because you multiply like rabbits. [ Kaz what are you talking about you have 90384768934693 siblings back home ]

Seriously, what the fuck has been going on here? Why does everyone have beards??

[ He'll decide to leave it at that because THIS IS HIS STOP, central Asgard near the castle and dear gods he did not miss this place or anyone in it 8| But being treated like a pet spider by an ice queen is just a bit draining and this is the furthest place from her that he can think of heading to. yep. ]


[ ooc; KAZ IS BACK did you miss him probably not sob he's a terrible person. Feel free to run into him near the castle! HE HAS SOUVENIRS. ]

HELP WANTED
Yakuzen Clinic, established Day 39, provides a traditional treatment service for those in need. We pride ourselves on our personal service and professionalism.
POSITIONS VACANT:

Secretary.
Exceptional organisational, managerial and business skills; good manner with patients, ability to maintain a calm and professional manner in the midst of Asgard's many surprises. Healing or Damage Drain preferred but not essential.

Medical Staff.
All positions, prior experience and methods welcomed. Healing or Damage Drain preferred but not essential; prior experience a must.

Pharmacist.
In-house pharmacist required to produce and source medicines in response to the Doctor's orders and assist in the instruction of interns. Healing or Damage Drain preferred but not essential; prior experience a must. Must be strong of will and robust of personality.

Nanny/Housekeeper.
Must have a sense of humour and patience of a saint. Ability to cook, manage a house, clean and subdue difficult individuals. Able to tolerate tobacco, violin and dogs. Details upon enquiry.

For more information or to apply for any positions, please respond either here or via leaving a message. In person enquiries welcomed at the clinic during business hours.

--J.H.Watson M.D.


((ooc: ooc clinic info post is here! Let me know if the font is annoying -- I may have gotten carried away. I can't tell anymore.

ETA: I suspect 2/2 secretary positions are filled, as is the pharmacist spot! Don't let this put you off getting in touch if you're interested however -- we might be able to come up with a position for you.))

( for people interested in knowing about soushi's reaction to the mustache event )

Now, what was the best way to keep him from thinking too much about it? Clearly, it was to ask all of the citizens of Asgard an important question.]

Good afternon. I have an interesting matter to ask or discuss with everyone over the network. I apologize for my lack of timing. I am aware that many of you have other worries to attend to. Nevertheless, I do not believe I would be able to hold myself from asking for much longer from. I truly am curious to know. [That and he desperately needed something to keep his mind off the extra hair on his face that will not go away!]

Is there a specific place anyone enjoys to visit? It can be anywhere in Asgard. For any reason. As long as you enjoy to spend some time there to relax or simply enjoy the site. If so, would you use the area as a potential dating spot?

[Okay. Even he admits that his request sounds too obvious as he continues to read over his message, but he was curious to know. Dating spot or not. But just in case anyone gets any bright ideas.]

( Filtered to all of Ririchiyo's CR )

Thank you for your time.

[ooc: I promise to get to all tags first thing in the morning...or evening!]

[ OH NO. If you're up at seven in the morning, you'll catch Taiwan immediately walking out of Loki's welcome hall to Freya's wearing a huge shirt that obviously isn't hers. Why? Totally worksafe reasons are why. YOU CAN ASK HER ABOUT THEM, THOUGH. Later on, she'll be asking this question to the network: ]

Is it normal to sleep with your best friend? I dunno, I mean, it's okay if you do it sometimes when he's lonely, right? We've known each other for ages, so I think that makes it more okay. Though I think he probably didn't need me when the dragons on his boxers were so shiny! [ ...Why is her phrasing so bad... ]

Oh, what about taking baths with him? Is that normal, too? And holding hands? And eating food from the same plate? [ Now she just looks worse. ]

What do you guys do with your best friends?

(ooc: sleeping soon, so tags in the morning!)

Guuys..a little help, please.

[Canada's feed is coming from the bathroom in Sigyn House, where he's been looking at his reflection now for several minutes and rubbing his face.

Not sure of what to do about his sudden new growth of manly facial hair.]

D-Does..anyone have a razor I could maybe borrow. I promise I'll give it right back too. Any help at all is greatly appreciated though.

((ooc: For a wonderful visual aid of this magnificent scurffage, here.))

[Hi, Asgard! Today, you get quite a treat. It's Mary, looking alarmed and sporting a beard down to her solar plexus.

Her eyes are enormous and round as saucers, and she makes a hilarious high-pitched screech from behind the beard.]

WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO ME? [oh god words] Curse. This is a curse, right?

I just- woke UP like this! The dog won't go near me, he's afraid of me! Artemis keeps trying to NEST in it!

This is stupid, I can't stay like this. I have a BEARD.