[video/in-person]

[parasiteye]

[ Kaz's trip to Utgard? Wasn't exactly the best experience he's ever had. He met someone he wasn't intending to and now he's gotten himself roped into working for the Queen of Thrymheim and it's been a pretty subduing experience. "Go and convert others against the Gods." Great mission.

The perks are pretty nice though. He's sent back to Utgard without much trouble which means catching a carriage back to Asgard since he's bushed. Once he's close enough for the network not to be so unreliable, though... ]

What the fuck. I leave for a week and you guys almost kill yourselves while camping???? Seriously, how the heck are humans still even around? It's a miracle you haven't gone extinct by now. Maybe it's because you multiply like rabbits. [ Kaz what are you talking about you have 90384768934693 siblings back home ]

Seriously, what the fuck has been going on here? Why does everyone have beards??

[ He'll decide to leave it at that because THIS IS HIS STOP, central Asgard near the castle and dear gods he did not miss this place or anyone in it 8| But being treated like a pet spider by an ice queen is just a bit draining and this is the furthest place from her that he can think of heading to. yep. ]


[ ooc; KAZ IS BACK did you miss him probably not sob he's a terrible person. Feel free to run into him near the castle! HE HAS SOUVENIRS. ]

Comments

( anon text )

[windwalker]

you know...

your secret lover spider (fuck this shit i ain't even gonna try to spell his name) died on that camping trip. (◕‿◕✿)

audio

[parasiteye]

What the fuck are you talking about??? [ WHO KILLED HIS BRO ]

video

[naicha]

You can talk normally! [ the most important thing ]

video

[parasiteye]

Of course I can talk normally!!

[video]

[shares]

[guess who looks excited]

Kaz! I thought maybe you had left, I haven't heard from you in so long!

[HURR DURR]

[video]

[parasiteye]

I wasn't gone that long! Besides, my name's still on the network. Thanks Rarity. [ GLAD TO KNOW YOU PAY ATTENTION ]

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

Where have you been??!

[Audio]

[parasiteye]

[ Oh dear god her voice practically explodes out of his bracelet when he turns it on and he has to hold it away from his face ]

I was out, holy shit! Calm down!

audio

[showmeanguish]

So you're not dead after all.

Too bad.

audio

[parasiteye]

So you got my present.

video. private.

[auditor]

About time.

video. private.

[parasiteye]

...What's the s'pposed to mean?

[ Action ]

[forgotthemonster]

[ Action because Nina likely wouldn't respond to a post on the network from Kaz... /sob D:

On her way to work, Nina passes by the castle. Her brow furrows when she notices Kaz.

Time to quickly turn away in the opposite direction. She doesn't run; instead, she walks, hoping not to draw attention to herself. ]

[ Action ]

[parasiteye]

[ Nina you're a normal, blonde-haired woman in a sea of animu. Kaz sees you right away sob ]

--Oi!

[Voice]

[dreamsonwings]

Are you ok?

[She can't look at him right now because Sora still remembers the groping.]

[Voice]

[parasiteye]

Oh, you're talking to me again?

action motherfuckaaaa

[granter]

[Yuuko doesn't even hear what Kaz says, really just catching the last bit of "beards." And she would have walked right past on her business, since this new trend of beards was something she only took an observing interest in, but that sack that Kaz has catches her eye. It's just a bit of her intuition (or maybe just her sixth sense for making a profit), but it's enough for her to approach with a cool smile.]

My, it looks like you have a sizable portions of wares...! [She nods toward the sack, in case her meaning wasn't clear] Would there happen to be anything good amongst them?

[parasiteye]

Huh? ...Maybe. Who wants t'know? [ Someone just had to go straight for his sack of spoils 8'| He'll be a little defensive about it since he's tired and it's basically the only thing good he got out of his trip LMAO ]

Video

[samantha_grey]

[Try to ignore the flaming red van dyke making her look like a female satan. Or don't. She has an annoyed look on her features. His face is recognizable, however.]

So. You can actually talk without making peoples' ears bleed.

Video

[parasiteye]

[ kaz could never forget someone with red hair, it's rare back home♥ He looks about as pleased to see her as she does to see him, snorting ]

Wow, fuck you too.

[video]

[gunsgoldgirls]

It's just 'cause everybody's incompetent, all these dumbasses running around...

[video]

[parasiteye]

Heyyyy! You're still here, holy fuck thank you.

ACTION

[modestchivalry]

[suddenly a small white rabbit sniffs at kaz's foot!]

unf unf unf

[parasiteye]

....... [ DINNER? wtf since when does asgard have bunnies everywhere ]

[ ᴀᴜᴅıᴏ ]

[corona]

[ whatev whatev she's walking around too but for now you can have a call ]

Where were you?

[ ᴀᴜᴅıᴏ ]

[parasiteye]

--Huh?? Just out, why? [ HE'S IN TROUBLE WITH EVERYONE sob ]

video;

[oxbridgethegap]

The gods' work again, of course, to answer your question.

And you shouldn't make light of the situation--it was hardly a simple camping trip, as you would see if you bothered to take more than a cursory look at the information being spread across the network.

[As someone who's died because of the gods' meddling...yes, it's a touchy subject.]

video;

[parasiteye]

So a couple of people caught fire, big whoop. They come back any good as new so what's the point in causing a fuss? They'll walk it off.