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[parasiteye]

[ Kaz's trip to Utgard? Wasn't exactly the best experience he's ever had. He met someone he wasn't intending to and now he's gotten himself roped into working for the Queen of Thrymheim and it's been a pretty subduing experience. "Go and convert others against the Gods." Great mission.

The perks are pretty nice though. He's sent back to Utgard without much trouble which means catching a carriage back to Asgard since he's bushed. Once he's close enough for the network not to be so unreliable, though... ]

What the fuck. I leave for a week and you guys almost kill yourselves while camping???? Seriously, how the heck are humans still even around? It's a miracle you haven't gone extinct by now. Maybe it's because you multiply like rabbits. [ Kaz what are you talking about you have 90384768934693 siblings back home ]

Seriously, what the fuck has been going on here? Why does everyone have beards??

[ He'll decide to leave it at that because THIS IS HIS STOP, central Asgard near the castle and dear gods he did not miss this place or anyone in it 8| But being treated like a pet spider by an ice queen is just a bit draining and this is the furthest place from her that he can think of heading to. yep. ]


[ ooc; KAZ IS BACK did you miss him probably not sob he's a terrible person. Feel free to run into him near the castle! HE HAS SOUVENIRS. ]

Comments

[video]

[gunsgoldgirls]

...

[Sand...worms...]

You're gonna have to explain this better.

This some kind of Star Wars shit?

[video]

[parasiteye]

Star...wars? What the heck is that, some event or something?

[video]

[gunsgoldgirls]

It's a movie! It's real popular, not really my kind of thing, but it sure looks good, nothing else compares to their special effects!

[video]

[parasiteye]

Moo...vie??

[video]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Uhh...a film? You know, like a play, but on video.

[video]

[parasiteye]

Oh--stuff stuff you make on the bracelet.

[video]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Yeah, like that! Just, you know, it's not real, done with actors and costumes.

[video]

[parasiteye]

Plays are stupid though--why would anyone ever wanna keep that?

[video]

[gunsgoldgirls]

What? Are you serious? Movies are awesome - you gotta watch a western flick with me sometime!

[video]

[parasiteye]

Western....???? What's out West?

[video]

[gunsgoldgirls]

No, not like that, it's movies about cowboys!

[video]

[parasiteye]

Cow...boys.... [ PICTURING HALF-COW, HALF-CHILDREN MONSTROSITIES. ]

[video]

[gunsgoldgirls]

[SCREAMS

he doesn't realise Kaz is thinking of something strange...]

Yeah, with John Wayne! Oh, guess you probably don't have him where you're from...

[video]

[parasiteye]

Uhhh...no, not...really.

The humans in your world sure have different...hobbies.

[video]

[gunsgoldgirls]

What, what's it like in yours?

[video]

[parasiteye]

We just have cows. And kids. No cow-kids.

[video]

[gunsgoldgirls]

...Cow...kids...?

What the hell are you talking about?

[video]

[parasiteye]

Cow-boys!

[video]

[gunsgoldgirls]

...They're not half cow, half boy! They're grown men, one hundred percent human! They're just the guys who herd cattle and all that. Well, not really that either, some of them do that. Some guys just ride around on horses with their guns and cowboy hats looking for gold and stuff.

[video]

[parasiteye]

[ LMFAO ]

--I knew that!

[video]

[gunsgoldgirls]

...Sure you did. Somehow I don't believe it.

[video]

[parasiteye]

Whatever! It's not a big deal!

[video]

[gunsgoldgirls]

It sure as hell is! You don't even know what a cowboy is!

LMFAOOOO

[parasiteye]

People with guns and horses and...gold! See? I know!

a cowboy is JOHN FREAKING WAAYNE

[gunsgoldgirls]

No way! You only know that 'cause I just said it a minute ago! That's cheating, kid.