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[parasiteye]

[ Kaz's trip to Utgard? Wasn't exactly the best experience he's ever had. He met someone he wasn't intending to and now he's gotten himself roped into working for the Queen of Thrymheim and it's been a pretty subduing experience. "Go and convert others against the Gods." Great mission.

The perks are pretty nice though. He's sent back to Utgard without much trouble which means catching a carriage back to Asgard since he's bushed. Once he's close enough for the network not to be so unreliable, though... ]

What the fuck. I leave for a week and you guys almost kill yourselves while camping???? Seriously, how the heck are humans still even around? It's a miracle you haven't gone extinct by now. Maybe it's because you multiply like rabbits. [ Kaz what are you talking about you have 90384768934693 siblings back home ]

Seriously, what the fuck has been going on here? Why does everyone have beards??

[ He'll decide to leave it at that because THIS IS HIS STOP, central Asgard near the castle and dear gods he did not miss this place or anyone in it 8| But being treated like a pet spider by an ice queen is just a bit draining and this is the furthest place from her that he can think of heading to. yep. ]


[ ooc; KAZ IS BACK did you miss him probably not sob he's a terrible person. Feel free to run into him near the castle! HE HAS SOUVENIRS. ]

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[parasiteye]

...Oh, well that's good. I kind of didn't bring any after the first time. [ You know, when you mugged him. He's just going to stay nice and relaxed all laid down over here B) that cooch is def. worth $1000 ]

[auditor]

I know. [ she looks at him over her shoulder. ] That is why I'm saying so.

[parasiteye]

That was still real low...

[auditor]

It could be worse. Your pants could have been down.

[parasiteye]

At least I would've gotten somewhere by that point.

[auditor]

[ turns and rolls onto her stomach. ]

Oh, where?

[parasiteye]

Ideally, inside something.

[auditor]

Care to be a little more specific?

[parasiteye]

A blowjob would have been nice first...

[auditor]

Should I make it up to you now?

[ spoiler: he isn't getting one. ]

[parasiteye]

[ spoiler: bitch tears ]

...I would be okay with that.

[auditor]

[ claudia says nothing, walking her fingers up one of his thighs — and then, she sits up, back to him again. ]

Learn to use your fingers more, first.

[parasiteye]

[ Claudia are you trying to get a massage out of him ]

[auditor]

[ no, but that wouldn't be objectionable... she is standing to find her lingerie, though. somehow, her jewelry stayed on. ]

[parasiteye]

[ Kaz is impressed |D ]

I don't get much practice with those. My mouth, on the other hand...

[auditor]

[ everything she does impresses kaz. ]

Sí, you run it off a lot.

[parasiteye]

Hey! You know what I meant. [ She's the first pair of boobs he's met so far that doesn't cry or go psycho okay he is muy impress ]

[auditor]

[ she faces him, fastening the hooks of her bra. while, distinctly, lacking her underwear. ]

Va bene. Show me what you know. If it's good, I'll have to show you something, too.

[ claudia has one rule: never, ever pass up cunnilingus. ever. it's too rare in her business. ]

[parasiteye]

[ You can thank Euri for teaching him that one Claudia. He's actually rather good at it ]

Count on it.