[Video / Possible action for Sigyn]; lumberjacks are sexy

[mistakenidentity]

Guuys..a little help, please.

[Canada's feed is coming from the bathroom in Sigyn House, where he's been looking at his reflection now for several minutes and rubbing his face.

Not sure of what to do about his sudden new growth of manly facial hair.]

D-Does..anyone have a razor I could maybe borrow. I promise I'll give it right back too. Any help at all is greatly appreciated though.

((ooc: For a wonderful visual aid of this magnificent scurffage, here.))

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[Audio]

[burntviolet]

...

You too, Canada-san?

[Video]

[mistakenidentity]

Yes.

Has..this been happening to a lot of people lately?

[He's seen only a few people with the same condition.]

[Audio]

[burntviolet]

It happened to my friend Hisao and some others... not that many people, though. The weirdest thing is that it affected girls, as well. [ But she was saved from that humilation. Wheee. ]

[Video]

[mistakenidentity]

Oh? That's very strange. [But then again, this is Asgard so..]

This whole thing hasn't caused you any trouble has it?

[Audio]

[burntviolet]

No, it hasn't. I was immune from the curse, fortunately. [ She just likes to hide behind audio messages, still. ]

[Video]

[mistakenidentity]

Lucky break then, eh? That's good to hear.

You wouldn't happen to know a way to get rid of this thing though would you? [It's not very becoming of him, really]

It's okay if you don't though.

[Audio]

[burntviolet]

Ah... unfortunately, I have no clue. You'll just have to wait until the curse is gone. Usually they go away within the day or in a week...

[Video]

[mistakenidentity]

Oh, that's sort of a relief.

I hope it doesn't decide to stick around for too much longer.

[Audio]

[burntviolet]

I would hope it doesn't. It is a fairly harmless one, though.

[Video]

[mistakenidentity]

You know, when you put it that way..it doesn't seem as bad.

[Not that he could get used to it though.]

[Audio]

[burntviolet]

All you can do is wait... in the meantime, you could distract yourself with the things you like to do.

video

[holyfight]

All these beards are so cute!

[because she doesn't have one!]

[Video]

[mistakenidentity]

I think it looks terrible!

[It totally doesn't suit him at all.]

[holyfight]

But you look like a burly lumberjack!

[because that's AWESOME okay]

[Video]

[mistakenidentity]

A...lumberjack?

[holyfight]

Uhn! Really burly and manly like that, right? That's how beards make everyone look! Even girls!

[mistakenidentity]

I wouldn't say I look very manly or anything like that.

I look silly.

[holyfight]

Well, can't you trim it so it's a little more fashionable?

video.

[requisite]

[ ... oh god, snerk. ] Oh, man. You could wipe a table with that.

[Video]

[mistakenidentity]

Th-That's not funny.

[Video]

[requisite]

No, it's hilarious. Who needs a mop when you've got facial hair like that? [ teasing forever-- ]

[Video]

[mistakenidentity]

[Just this face.]

Well maybe if you had to deal with this too, it wouldn't be so funny then, would it?

[Video]

[requisite]

[ this face!! ]

Yeah, but it's funny because I don't have to deal with it. Guess you drew the short straw, buddy~

[Video] 1/2

[mistakenidentity]

I guess so. [sigh.]

2/2

[mistakenidentity]

But you know, if something like this ever happens again, maybe you won't be so lucky.

[requisite]

Maybe~ But I'll have you know that the only Goddess I follow is the Lady Luck! If she fails me-- which she hasn't yet-- then you can laugh all you want.

video.

[reconciling]

R-razor? [ asdkfjlkfsf hauuu... ] What about scissors? Would those help?

[Video]

[mistakenidentity]

I'm willing to try anything to get rid of this thing.

[He continues scratching at is as he speaks.]

It's so itchy..

[Video]

[reconciling]

Itchy? Maybe ointment...? Oh, no, but there's so much hair... Maybe it will help if you washed it and-- oh, if you put some ice on it! [ THAT HELPS RIGHT?? ]

[Video]

[mistakenidentity]

Ice? What good will the ice do?

[Video]

[reconciling]

W-well, if it's cold, then it'll distract you from how itchy it is... right?

[Video]

[mistakenidentity]

It's....worth a shot I guess.

[Video]

[reconciling]

Right! Where are you? There's some ice in the fridge, so I can bring that-- and a pair of scissors!

video

[edle_gestalt]

I don't think it will help. I've tried pulling mine out, to no avail.

[He's got this one.]

[Video]

[mistakenidentity]

[Oh man, that's rough.]

What do you mean? Does it just grow back whenever you try to get rid of it?

video

[edle_gestalt]

Precisely.

Here's... hoping the gods become tired of this. I can't sleep with this. I'll never know how people put up with this back in the day; I've never been able to tolerate anything on my face.

[Video]

[mistakenidentity]

I agree.

I'm not sure how people put up with these things at all. They just feel so weird..and very uncomfortable too.