Mary Campbell (
minifridge) wrote in
asgardeventide2012-07-03 09:59 pm
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video; bearded lady
[Hi, Asgard! Today, you get quite a treat. It's Mary, looking alarmed and sporting a beard down to her solar plexus.
Her eyes are enormous and round as saucers, and she makes a hilarious high-pitched screech from behind the beard.]
WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO ME? [oh god words] Curse. This is a curse, right?
I just- woke UP like this! The dog won't go near me, he's afraid of me! Artemis keeps trying to NEST in it!
This is stupid, I can't stay like this. I have a BEARD.
Her eyes are enormous and round as saucers, and she makes a hilarious high-pitched screech from behind the beard.]
WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO ME? [oh god words] Curse. This is a curse, right?
I just- woke UP like this! The dog won't go near me, he's afraid of me! Artemis keeps trying to NEST in it!
This is stupid, I can't stay like this. I have a BEARD.