OK EVERYONE.
BAD NEWS. AND EVEN WORSE NEWS. COMING UP.

BAD NEWS FIRST.
I HAVE RETURNED TO THIS SHITHOLE. AND NOW CANNOT CONTINUE MY GRAND MASTER WORK HOMOSUCK.
AND ALL MY GREAT TIME LORD POWERS. WHICH I GOT FROM CASUAL ASCENSION TO GOD TIER. DON'T WORK.
BUT DON'T WORRY.
I HAVE TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION BEGINNING A NEW GRAND MASTER WORK. FOR ALL OF YOU HERE.
I AM THINKING OF CALLING IT. "ASSFUCK".
BECAUSE WE'RE IN ASGARD. AND IT FUCKING SUCKS. IT'S INCREDIBLY CLEVER.

WORSE NEWS.
MY PATRON GOD HAS FORBID ME FROM KILLING ALL THE ANNOYING PEOPLE SWARMING IN.
SOMETHING ABOUT MAKING CALLIOPE "QUEEN OF ASGARD". IF I DO.
FUCK THAT.
SO THEY'LL JUST HAVE TO STAY UNTIL HE FIGURES OUT TO SEND THEM ALL BACK.
PERSONALLY. I THINK KILLING THEM WOULD MAKE IT SO MUCH FASTER. AND LESS TIME CONSUMING FOR HIM.
BUT WHATEVER. I WILL RESPECT MY PATRON GOD BRO. EVEN IF HE DID SAY "PLEASE". UGH.

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. IN REGARDS TO THIS NEWS. YOU CAN SHOVE IT.

[ooc: Open to 4th wall interactions btw, for anyone outside of Asgard who wants to tag!]

[Hello Asgard :> ]

[Yeah, he's just stirring shit for no reason because he can, also he hates this place.]

So let me get this straight.

You people in charge of this place want people to come in and fight your war for you, but once people begin to show up, you complain about it?

If you're working on finding a way to send them back, you can send back those of us who don't want to be here at the same time. I reckon a bunch of the newcomers are moronic enough to want to stay, they can take our place.

[Ok have a nice day.

Especially you Hel :)]