Caliborn (
deudly) wrote in
asgardeventide2013-07-05 08:06 pm
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2nd Jeer
OK EVERYONE.
BAD NEWS. AND EVEN WORSE NEWS. COMING UP.
BAD NEWS FIRST.
I HAVE RETURNED TO THIS SHITHOLE. AND NOW CANNOT CONTINUE MY GRAND MASTER WORK HOMOSUCK.
AND ALL MY GREAT TIME LORD POWERS. WHICH I GOT FROM CASUAL ASCENSION TO GOD TIER. DON'T WORK.
BUT DON'T WORRY.
I HAVE TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION BEGINNING A NEW GRAND MASTER WORK. FOR ALL OF YOU HERE.
I AM THINKING OF CALLING IT. "ASSFUCK".
BECAUSE WE'RE IN ASGARD. AND IT FUCKING SUCKS. IT'S INCREDIBLY CLEVER.
WORSE NEWS.
MY PATRON GOD HAS FORBID ME FROM KILLING ALL THE ANNOYING PEOPLE SWARMING IN.
SOMETHING ABOUT MAKING CALLIOPE "QUEEN OF ASGARD". IF I DO.
FUCK THAT.
SO THEY'LL JUST HAVE TO STAY UNTIL HE FIGURES OUT TO SEND THEM ALL BACK.
PERSONALLY. I THINK KILLING THEM WOULD MAKE IT SO MUCH FASTER. AND LESS TIME CONSUMING FOR HIM.
BUT WHATEVER. I WILL RESPECT MY PATRON GOD BRO. EVEN IF HE DID SAY "PLEASE". UGH.
IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. IN REGARDS TO THIS NEWS. YOU CAN SHOVE IT.
[ooc: Open to 4th wall interactions btw, for anyone outside of Asgard who wants to tag!]
BAD NEWS. AND EVEN WORSE NEWS. COMING UP.
BAD NEWS FIRST.
I HAVE RETURNED TO THIS SHITHOLE. AND NOW CANNOT CONTINUE MY GRAND MASTER WORK HOMOSUCK.
AND ALL MY GREAT TIME LORD POWERS. WHICH I GOT FROM CASUAL ASCENSION TO GOD TIER. DON'T WORK.
BUT DON'T WORRY.
I HAVE TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION BEGINNING A NEW GRAND MASTER WORK. FOR ALL OF YOU HERE.
I AM THINKING OF CALLING IT. "ASSFUCK".
BECAUSE WE'RE IN ASGARD. AND IT FUCKING SUCKS. IT'S INCREDIBLY CLEVER.
WORSE NEWS.
MY PATRON GOD HAS FORBID ME FROM KILLING ALL THE ANNOYING PEOPLE SWARMING IN.
SOMETHING ABOUT MAKING CALLIOPE "QUEEN OF ASGARD". IF I DO.
FUCK THAT.
SO THEY'LL JUST HAVE TO STAY UNTIL HE FIGURES OUT TO SEND THEM ALL BACK.
PERSONALLY. I THINK KILLING THEM WOULD MAKE IT SO MUCH FASTER. AND LESS TIME CONSUMING FOR HIM.
BUT WHATEVER. I WILL RESPECT MY PATRON GOD BRO. EVEN IF HE DID SAY "PLEASE". UGH.
IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. IN REGARDS TO THIS NEWS. YOU CAN SHOVE IT.
[ooc: Open to 4th wall interactions btw, for anyone outside of Asgard who wants to tag!]

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You missed the raid on the giants.
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I CASUALLY ASCENDED TO BEING THE BEST.
AND WHOOP DE DOO GIANTS.
TWO OF MY GREMLINS ARE GIANTS.
WHO CARES?
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Interesting.
It probably wouldn't be easier on anyone if you started killing.
The dead get revived here.
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[TEXT] I am so sorry for this tag
[TEXT] never be sorry
[TEXT] i've waited forever to say this line
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[It takes her a moment to respond because wow, he.. he is actually listening to someone he claims to respect. No need to comment about killing the guests if the odds are already in her favor.]
so yoU took a little trip home and went god-tier, did yoU?
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HE JUST LIKES PISSING ME OFF. BY USING YOU. AND IT WORKS.
AND YES I DID. I WANTED TO BECOME THE BEST. AND SO I DID. CASUALLY.
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[Is she jealous?... Maybe a little.]
hmph. either way, yoU have been oUt for qUite some time!
we already laUnched oUr first offense against the enemy. this cUrrent boUt of extravagance is all to celebrate oUr latest victory.
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i will give it to thor so he can frame it and look at it longingly every night
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or whatever cherubs call it because ive got 2 say
ur sounding real gay right now bro
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I'M NOT GAY AT ALL.
EVEN IF I AM MATURE ENOUGH TO RESPECT THOR'S REQUEST. THAT DOESN'T MEAN I FUCKING LIKE IT!
THIS IS THE LEAST GAY THING EVER.
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THE JACK YOU KNEW WAS COMING
B')
sorry not sorry
me neither
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1/2
[private] no dirks allowed
[private] oh goodie
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(let me know if i mess up on his canon knowledge. i haven't reread all of act 6.)
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i keep clicking that grant access button omg ;;
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voice; no i have to tag with him too he is just like wat
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That's just ridiculous.
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NOT FUCKING ME.
AND I'M THE LORD OF TIME. SO I THINK I WILL BE THE JUDGE. AS TO WHO IS AN EXPERT. AND WHO IS NOT.
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The Time Lords.
And I highly doubt that you are Rassilon or Omega.
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AND THAT ISN'T TRUE AT ALL.
THOR AND I. SHARE A BEGRUDGING RESPECT FOR EACH OTHER.
I RESPECT HIM. AS MY PATRON GOD. BECAUSE HE PICKED ME. AND THAT MAKES HIM MORE AWESOME THAN THE OTHERS.
AND HE RESPECTS ME. BECAUSE HE ASKED ME NICELY TO NOT MURDER YOU ALL.
EVEN IF THAT WAS HORRIBLY PATHETIC.
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THE GREATEST THERE EVER WAS.
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WHAT KIND OF JERK ARE YOU?!
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SLOW DOWN CRAZY.
WHAT DID I DO TO PISS YOU OFF?
I AM A JERK.
BUT COME ON. GIVE ME CREDIT WHERE IT IS DUE.
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You can't just go around killing people, that's why!
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youre squandering your classpect here
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HOW ABOUT YOU STOP WASTING MY TIME. WITH ASKING FOR TIME PUNS.
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