2nd Jeer

[deudly]

OK EVERYONE.
BAD NEWS. AND EVEN WORSE NEWS. COMING UP.

BAD NEWS FIRST.
I HAVE RETURNED TO THIS SHITHOLE. AND NOW CANNOT CONTINUE MY GRAND MASTER WORK HOMOSUCK.
AND ALL MY GREAT TIME LORD POWERS. WHICH I GOT FROM CASUAL ASCENSION TO GOD TIER. DON'T WORK.
BUT DON'T WORRY.
I HAVE TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION BEGINNING A NEW GRAND MASTER WORK. FOR ALL OF YOU HERE.
I AM THINKING OF CALLING IT. "ASSFUCK".
BECAUSE WE'RE IN ASGARD. AND IT FUCKING SUCKS. IT'S INCREDIBLY CLEVER.

WORSE NEWS.
MY PATRON GOD HAS FORBID ME FROM KILLING ALL THE ANNOYING PEOPLE SWARMING IN.
SOMETHING ABOUT MAKING CALLIOPE "QUEEN OF ASGARD". IF I DO.
FUCK THAT.
SO THEY'LL JUST HAVE TO STAY UNTIL HE FIGURES OUT TO SEND THEM ALL BACK.
PERSONALLY. I THINK KILLING THEM WOULD MAKE IT SO MUCH FASTER. AND LESS TIME CONSUMING FOR HIM.
BUT WHATEVER. I WILL RESPECT MY PATRON GOD BRO. EVEN IF HE DID SAY "PLEASE". UGH.

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. IN REGARDS TO THIS NEWS. YOU CAN SHOVE IT.

[ooc: Open to 4th wall interactions btw, for anyone outside of Asgard who wants to tag!]

Comments

[TEXT]

[timaeus_testified]

You appear now?
You missed the raid on the giants.

[TEXT]

[deudly]

FUCK GIANTS.
I CASUALLY ASCENDED TO BEING THE BEST.
AND WHOOP DE DOO GIANTS.
TWO OF MY GREMLINS ARE GIANTS.
WHO CARES?

[TEXT]

[timaeus_testified]

So your session actually worked to that degree.
Interesting.

It probably wouldn't be easier on anyone if you started killing.
The dead get revived here.

[caduuceus]

and here i thoUght thor didn't mUch care for me.

[It takes her a moment to respond because wow, he.. he is actually listening to someone he claims to respect. No need to comment about killing the guests if the odds are already in her favor.]

so yoU took a little trip home and went god-tier, did yoU?

[deudly]

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU. AND DEFINITELY NOT HIM.
HE JUST LIKES PISSING ME OFF. BY USING YOU. AND IT WORKS.
AND YES I DID. I WANTED TO BECOME THE BEST. AND SO I DID. CASUALLY.

[caduuceus]

casUally? somehow i doUbt that!!

[Is she jealous?... Maybe a little.]

hmph. either way, yoU have been oUt for qUite some time!
we already laUnched oUr first offense against the enemy. this cUrrent boUt of extravagance is all to celebrate oUr latest victory.

[tipsygnostalgia]

im going 2 go get di stri to draw a pic of u and your godbro engaged in a tender hug
i will give it to thor so he can frame it and look at it longingly every night

[tipsygnostalgia]

also you sure ur not gay
or whatever cherubs call it because ive got 2 say
ur sounding real gay right now bro

[deudly]

NO.
I'M NOT GAY AT ALL.
EVEN IF I AM MATURE ENOUGH TO RESPECT THOR'S REQUEST. THAT DOESN'T MEAN I FUCKING LIKE IT!
THIS IS THE LEAST GAY THING EVER.

voice; no i have to tag with him too he is just like wat

[sharingone]

...What?

text;

[deudly]

WHAT?

forever voice;

[sharingone]

What is wrong with you?

text.

[sexyoldgirl]

You can't get Time Lord powers from casual ascension to god tier.
That's just ridiculous.

text.

[deudly]

AND WHO MADE YOU THE TIME LORD EXPERT.
NOT FUCKING ME.
AND I'M THE LORD OF TIME. SO I THINK I WILL BE THE JUDGE. AS TO WHO IS AN EXPERT. AND WHO IS NOT.

text.

[sexyoldgirl]

That would be the people who designed me.
The Time Lords.
And I highly doubt that you are Rassilon or Omega.

[biifurcatiion]

the fact that you are buttbuddiie2 wiith 2ome a22hole god 2omehow ii2 the lea2t 2urprii2iing new2 iive heard iin month2.

[deudly]

I ASSUME "BUTTBUDDIIE2" HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH ME. AND THOR. AND OUR BUTTS.
AND THAT ISN'T TRUE AT ALL.
THOR AND I. SHARE A BEGRUDGING RESPECT FOR EACH OTHER.
I RESPECT HIM. AS MY PATRON GOD. BECAUSE HE PICKED ME. AND THAT MAKES HIM MORE AWESOME THAN THE OTHERS.
AND HE RESPECTS ME. BECAUSE HE ASKED ME NICELY TO NOT MURDER YOU ALL.
EVEN IF THAT WAS HORRIBLY PATHETIC.

[Voice]

[gobybessie]

You're a Time Lord?

[Text]

[deudly]

YES.
THE GREATEST THERE EVER WAS.

[Voice forever]

[gobybessie]

Somehow I'm not convinced.

voice;

[integrous]

[ She's not even going to bother with text. Screw you, Caliborn, she's ready to blast your eardrums out with her screaming. ]

WHAT KIND OF JERK ARE YOU?!

text;

[deudly]

[WOAH HOLY SHIT.]

SLOW DOWN CRAZY.
WHAT DID I DO TO PISS YOU OFF?
I AM A JERK.
BUT COME ON. GIVE ME CREDIT WHERE IT IS DUE.

[integrous]

Do I need to spell it out?! You got to understand it yourself! [ She huffs. Geez, if she encounters even one more "but killing is totally normal and fun" type here.. ]

You can't just go around killing people, that's why!

text;

[timelymaid]

needs more time puns
youre squandering your classpect here

text;

[deudly]

YOU WANT TO TALK TIME PUNS?
HOW ABOUT YOU STOP WASTING MY TIME. WITH ASKING FOR TIME PUNS.